Footballers who don’t look like footballers (5 Viewers)

[Skybluefaz]

Patrick Bamford. Looks like an estate agent.

 

---

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

He never got a fair crack of the whip as manager.

 

[Paul Anthony]

Never thought Le Tissier looked like a footballer, especially considering some of the outrageous skill he was capable of.

 

[higgs]

Reda Johnson looked like a heavy weight boxer

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

 

[Covstu]

Legend? Yes.
Ever looked like a footballer? Errrrm...
View attachment 11022

View attachment 11023

He now looks like he should be teaching at Hogwarts

 

[ccfctommy]

Paul Telfer.

Who, funnily enough, didn’t play like a footballer either.

And dosent even like football apparently.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

And dosent even like football apparently.

Makes you sick he had the talent and I put that loosely to be one and doesn’t like it the rest of us love it and don’t have the talent

 

[Gazolba]

James Millner - Bank Robber:

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Definitely more prop forward than footballer, but more footballer than rocket scientist!

 

[Woolly68]

James Millner - Bank Robber:
View attachment 11026

Desperate Dan

 

[Calista]

Who remembers this guy? Looked like an insurance salesman, and moved around the pitch like one too, but had an incredible thunderbolt shot on him.

 

[usskyblue]

Who remembers this guy? Looked like an insurance salesman, and moved around the pitch like one too, but had an incredible thunderbolt shot on him.
View attachment 11029

Steve Whitton ?

 

[Calista]

Steve Whitton ?

Yep - looking at his record, he scored 21 in 79 for us in the top flight which is impressive (considering I don't think he played as an out-and-out striker, and I would guess a lot of the appearanaces were as a sub). His general play wasn't great, but it was a joy to see him hit the ball - he thumped it so hard it actually used to make me laugh.

 

[usskyblue]

Yep - looking at his record, he scored 21 in 79 for us in the top flight which is impressive (considering I don't think he played as an out-and-out striker, and I would guess a lot of the appearanaces were as a sub). His general play wasn't great, but it was a joy to see him hit the ball - he thumped it so hard it actually used to make me laugh.

When he walked and jogged he looked like Lurch

 

[The Great Eastern]

Steve Whitton ?

Remember him doing a sliding tackle (foul) on a Swansea player at HR but his momentum took him through that player and the guy behind him too. The SBA were highly delighted !

 

[higgs]

One of our own

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Who remembers this guy? Looked like an insurance salesman, and moved around the pitch like one too, but had an incredible thunderbolt shot on him.
View attachment 11029

He's what would happen if a Lego man got given his wish to be a real boy.

 

[Nick]

One of our own

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Looks like a mortgage advisor

 

[Gazolba]

One of our own

<snip>

That was one of our best strips.
Although I would not recommend him as the model for it.

 

[usskyblue]

That was one of our best strips.
Although I would not recommend him as the model for it.

The tramline kit was iconic. Other than straight-up skyblue, the kits that have followed have been shee-ite.

 

[LastGarrison]

Nick Pope