Things that annoy you (54 Viewers)

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Spooky!!

 

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[Marty]

Currently stuck on the 9th floor of the skydome, have been for 10mins, what takes people so long to leave a fucking car park. Bunch of fat ugly cunts taking their fat ugly kids out to the pictures, arseholes.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

Currently stuck on the 9th floor of the skydome, have been for 10mins, what takes people so long to leave a fucking car park. Bunch of fat ugly cunts taking their fat ugly kids out to the pictures, arseholes.

 

[Covstu]

People in the office that a) don't wash up b) leave the lid off tea or coffee tins. c) leave the kettle empty.

Or don’t fill the coffee tin when they have just emptied it! Or using the stirring spoon dipped in coffee and sugar and contaminating both!

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

People that only make a tea or coffee for themselves and never offer to make anyone else one, but always have one when somebody else is making a drink

 

[richnrg]

People in the office that a) don't wash up b) leave the lid off tea or coffee tins. c) leave the kettle empty.

it's good to leave the kettle empty, is it not? That way you get fresh water next time.

 

[Nick]

People who have no sense of time or urgency and must have all the time in the world.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

People who have no sense of time or urgency and must have all the time in the world.

... like retired people who think Saturday mornings are the only time they can shuffle round Tesco, so as not to interfere with their otherwise packed social calendar, thereby getting in everyone else's way!!

 

[Nick]

... like retired people who think Saturday mornings are the only time they can shuffle round Tesco, so as not to interfere with their otherwise packed social calendar, thereby getting in everyone else's way!!

Pretty much! People who ring up and ask for things and want to wait on the phone while something takes an hour to install not realising I will do other things in the meantime.

 

[Captain Dart]

I hate it when someone quotes your post and you realise you made a spelling or grammatical error or left a random word in from a sentence you amended that you intended to take out.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

I hate it when someone quotes your post and you realise you made a spelling or grammatical error or left a random word in from a sentence you amended that you intended to take out.

That's self-flagellation of the highest order, Captain!

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Down here in North Dorset, the green bin collections are free and the food waste collection is weekly.

That’s what the council believe as well, they are a paid service within your council tax and as such my bill should reduce next year but no doubt it will increase by the maximum allowed.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Further to my earlier post, pedestrian crossing lights which take so bloody long to stop the traffic that people take risks crossing between vehicles, or they cross when there is no traffic and the lights then change to red. Ridiculous!

 

[Johnnythespider]

There are 2 hand dryers in the toilets at work, the thing that annoys me are the twats who stand between them with one hand under each dryer. Wankers

 

[Nick]

There are 2 hand dryers in the toilets at work, the thing that annoys me are the twats who stand between them with one hand under each dryer. Wankers

Thats allowed if they do the Drogba celebration while doing it.

 

[richnrg]

There are 2 hand dryers in the toilets at work, the thing that annoys me are the twats who stand between them with one hand under each dryer. Wankers

that annoys me too. (We don't have hand dryers at work - I'm just annoyed thinking about the twats at your place)

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I have put it before but the really hairy bloke at the gym who dries his body with the hairdryer and then dries his bollocks with it

 

[Nick]

I have put it before but the really hairy bloke at the gym who dries his body with the hairdryer and then dries his bollocks with it

How do you know where one stops and the other starts if he is that hairy?

 

[richnrg]

How do you know where one stops and the other starts if he is that hairy?

why would you want to know about the geometry of his bollocks?

 

[Nick]

why would you want to know about the geometry of his bollocks?

We all needed to know these things.

 

[richnrg]

perhaps he has a monobollock and wants to hide it

 

[Liquid Gold]

Merry Christmas emails from random companies. Fuck off.

 

[Marty]

Middle lane hoggers,
decent fitting jeans being so expensive,
Car parking charges, went to a place earlier, 55p for half hour, £1.15 for an hour, they just hope people haven't got the change so stick in 60p or £1.20, just make it those prices to start with ffs.

 

[SBAndy]

The other half being half-cut when I get home from work because she’s been on her work Christmas jolly today. Just want 5 minutes of peace.

 

[Westendlad]

Middle lane hoggers,
decent fitting jeans being so expensive,
Car parking charges, went to a place earlier, 55p for half hour, £1.15 for an hour, they just hope people haven't got the change so stick in 60p or £1.20, just make it those prices to start with ffs.

Seriously.....Where's that car park Marty ?

 

[Westendlad]

The other half being half-cut when I get home from work because she’s been on her work Christmas jolly today. Just want 5 minutes of peace.

Ouch........Been there......Fffing nightmare !

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Further to my earlier post, pedestrian crossing lights which take so bloody long to stop the traffic that people take risks crossing between vehicles, or they cross when there is no traffic and the lights then change to red. Ridiculous!

Can I add people who cross near to pedestrian crossings but choose not to use them.

 

[Marty]

Seriously.....Where's that car park Marty ?

It was in Leamington.

 

[Marty]

Can I add people who cross near to pedestrian crossings but choose not to use them.

I do this on purpose all the time at work, watching the FLT drivers having a melt down is brilliant, I sometimes run to beat them to the crossings so they have to stop. I sometimes stop on the crossing and have a conversion with someone else, I get on well with the drivers and I just do it when I get bored to slow down production.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I was in a shop yesterday and when I was about to pay the cashier said "would you like to round your purchase up by 50p for charity?" as I was paying by card I had the option of paying it or saying no and looking like a complete c**t in front of everyone.

I hate underhand shit like that.

 

[Otis]

Ouch........Been there......Fffing nightmare !

At Andy's wife's Christmas party?

 

[Otis]

I was in a shop yesterday and when I was about to pay the cashier said "would you like to round your purchase up by 50p for charity?" as I was paying by card I had the option of paying it or saying no and looking like a complete c**t in front of everyone.

I hate underhand shit like that.

I remember my best mate going into men's clothes shop just to buy a tie.

He chose the tie and the sales assistant came over and said 'Would you like a suit to go with that, sir?'

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

There was a member of staff who worked at Keresley supermarket and whatever you bought she’d try to get you to buy something to go with it do if you bought a jar of coffee she’d ask if you wanted biscuits to go with it used to do my friggin head in

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Can I add people who cross near to pedestrian crossings but choose not to use them.

... with their young children!

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Ouch........Been there......Fffing nightmare !

Was that you in the stationery cupboard?!!