I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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Nick
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Yam yams usually say mom.
SkyblueBazza
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It really is a sad reflection isn't it?
In our homes, and often offices...men & women can use the same bog without issue. Some fckwits think it's an opportunity to show some kinda male dominance maybe? Or to express sexual prowess or whatever?
Some just need a bullet through the head I'm afraid.
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dutchman
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My grandmother banned the word "princess" from being used at home so my grandfather* used the word "pussy" instead.
*Not the one in the picture.
fernandopartridge
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Brummies do
Gazolba
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Totally agree on this.
With all the modern technology available today, there is still no way to join two water pipes together without them leaking sometime in the future.
And no-one has invented a toilet flushing mechanism that works reliably every time.
Every time I hear a drip now, I get nervous.
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Gazolba
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Mom is common in some parts of Birmingham and Mam is used in Manchester, Wales and Ireland.
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dutchman
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I call mine "Mumsy" but that's sheer sarcasm as I can't stand the evil bitch!
Mcbean
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helpful hint of the day to save you money - When you replace any siphon these days get one that that takes 2 mins to change it may cost £18 rather than £6 but even a dunce like me can change it - has an idiot pin that you pull and rather than explode the mechanism can be changed without turning the water off !
tommydazzle
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Always do my own plumbing - it requires no skill (otherwise I couldn't do it) and nowadays it's all push fit plastic so very straightforward. Have just plumbed in my daughter's bathroom and kitchen. Very few tools are needed - a pipe cutter and adjustable spanners being the main ones, blowtorch (maybe bending springs) if you use copper piping and want to solder. The latest methods involve crimping which looks even easier. I prefer the old fashioned ball-valve flush mechanism - easy to fit and fix if things go wrong so I always buy these for toilet cisterns. These push button jobs are fiddly and flimsy and I avoid if I can.
shmmeee
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Cunts gonna c**t. There’s always someone who will take advantage in public thanks to anonymity. Sad to say, it’s almost always a bloke. So while I’m generally anti positive discrimination and the like, I don’t have an issue with women only spaces.
skyblueinBaku
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I'm not interested in Gemma Collins. Who is she?
Sky Blue Pete
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Lol don’t know anyone who wants to welcome terrorists back
vow
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Little? I thought it was that big fook-off dog from the seventies?
Nick
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Yeah, don't see what the actual point in it is.
Theres the button on the side that makes it appear, theres no need for it.
ajsccfc
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Think this is it - How to completely disable Bixby on Samsung Galaxy S & Note Phones
Sky_Blue_Daz
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People who don’t work but call it “getting paid “ when the benefits come in
Nick
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You watched that benefits program too?
They hovered around the cashpoint, moaned they hadn't eaten in days and when they got the money they wasted it all on takeaways rather than going shopping. Twats.
Covstu
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You sir are a king amongst men! Worked a treat!
oscillatewildly
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Don't know if this ones been mentioned previously and there's no way I'm scrolling back thru, but people who dedicate a birthday/anniversary to someone on a (probably unwashed) bed sheet and hang it on a fence usually close to a main traffic route, obviously one used regularly by the intended recipient - and leave it there long after the 'event' has passed.
See also people who take those multi repeater firework packs down the park or just out onto the street and then walk away and leave the 'carcass' after the show has finished.
Take your crap home with you, you littering twats!
See also people who take those multi repeater firework packs down the park or just out onto the street and then walk away and leave the 'carcass' after the show has finished.
Take your crap home with you, you littering twats!
Haha, that's my brother in laws. They always like to point out that they get paid more than me and my wife and one of them is forever bragging about the thousands he's saved up over the past few months.
shmmeee
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How does that work? All the dole heads I know are skint as fuck. There’s a cap of £23k/year per household isn’t there?
Fake disabled. He's on every type of disability benefit known to man. Brand new car on motablitiy, 4 bed council house, full sky package, brand new phones, laptops, crazy amounts of booze and fags, tellys etc shared with his fake disabled twin. He doesn't get as much but still pulls in over a grand a month and thinks nothing of popping to Superdrug and spending £50 every other week on half price aftershave because he would be 'silly not to'. It has to be seen to be believed because plenty of people on benefits / disability struggle yet these two know every trick in the book to milk as much 'pay' as is possible.