Can tell it's warm when (5 Viewers)

[Nick]

The first lot of people are out with beers on a sofa on their front garden. Legends

 

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[Gazolba]

You can tell its warm here when your steering wheel is so hot you can't drive your car without gloves on.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’m all for a beer in the back garden but sofa drinking outside is just beyond the pale

 

[Nick]

I’m all for a beer in the back garden but sofa drinking outside is just beyond the pale

You get the cans of k and I'll bring the sofa

 

[clint van damme]

You get the cans of k and I'll bring the sofa

I've undone the top button of my over coat

 

[Nick]

I've undone the top button of my over coat

Slut

 

[hill83]

The first lot of people are out with beers on a sofa on their front garden. Legends

corner sofas and pimms round eastern green

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I can tell it's heating up when my ankle tag makes me itch.

 

[JulianDarbyFTW]

Back in the day I used to get the gazebo out (England flag themed), whack on the BBQ, take the TV and playstation outside and drink maddog 20/20 until I was sick. Good times. Nowadays I just stay inside and draw the curtains.

 

[Nick]

Drinking 20/20 is a good enough reason. I eyed some up in the shop the other day but didn't think I could get away with drinking it watching game of thrones with the wife.

Front or back garden though?

 

[JulianDarbyFTW]

Drinking 20/20 is a good enough reason. I eyed some up in the shop the other day but didn't think I could get away with drinking it watching game of thrones with the wife.

Front or back garden though?

Back garden. We shared the garden with a neighbour who was in his 50s, and he was a raging alcoholic. He'd come out and watch us trying to play Gran Turismo, sipping the dregs of his bottles of lemon Hooch and making his own BBQ out of an upturned dustbin lid. I wish we could have taken him with us when we moved. He made things interesting.

 

[Westendlad]

Ladies showing some flesh........

 

[dutchman]

When the colds you've had all winter are replaced by the flu you'll have all summer.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Drinking 20/20 is a good enough reason. I eyed some up in the shop the other day but didn't think I could get away with drinking it watching game of thrones with the wife.

Front or back garden though?

Who sells it nowadays?!? Do they sell the kiwi fruit flavour?

 

[Nick]

Who sells it nowadays?!? Do they sell the kiwi fruit flavour?

Most off licenses, yeah they have the green one

Its always the really rough ones as well, it's probably been on the shelf since 1999

 

[Macca]

I

Ladies showing some flesh........

The selection of awful tattoos and gunts I have seen does not merit a smiley face

 

[Sick Boy]

It’s already 25c here today and the Italians are still walking around with their winter coats on.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Over 20C in Deutschland and everyone still drinks black coffee, eats ham and cheese for breakfast and goes out in a jumper. Will make the farewell döner a bit hard to finish but will give it a go

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Sorry ... “gunts”???

 

[Marty]

Ladies showing some flesh........

Please God no..... Have you seen the state of the majority of women now... :depressed:

 

[Nick]

I


The selection of awful tattoos and gunts I have seen does not merit a smiley face

Can't beat a paw print tit tattoo.

 

[vow]

Sorry ... “gunts”???

This^

Wtf is a "gunt"?

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

Please God no..... Have you seen the state of the majority of women now... :depressed:

Depends where you are. I was in Krakow last summer and I honestly don't think I saw an unpleasant looking woman. They all seemed in shape and had a class about them.

I suppose the English diet of McDonalds, WKD and Geordie Shore have has taken it's toll.

 

[Johnnythespider]

Over 20C in Deutschland and everyone still drinks black coffee, eats ham and cheese for breakfast and goes out in a jumper. Will make the farewell döner a bit hard to finish but will give it a go

There's a German doner place in the Burges now, had a leaflet through the door this week. Looks ok.

 

[vow]

There's a German doner place in the Burges now, had a leaflet through the door this week. Looks ok.

Been there a year or longer I think?!

Anyone tried it out and what was the quality/portion size like?

 

[dutchman]

Been there a year or longer I think?!

Love Island star opens German Doner Kebab

 

[rob9872]

Sorry ... “gunts”???

Where the gut meets... .

Vastly underused word imo and nice to see it making a long overdue debut on SBT

 

[Mcbean]

have to say the standard of totty in UK is very low in general - its in the breeding and as for tats its not my flavour - but i understand people love em not sure why

 

[Malaka]

Can tell its warm when I nearly crash my car rubber necking

 

[Nick]

Saw some crackers in tile hill, blanket on the green and beers out!

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

There's a German doner place in the Burges now, had a leaflet through the door this week. Looks ok.

Yup eaten there a few times and not far off the real stuff

 

[tommydazzle]

have to say the standard of totty in UK is very low in general - its in the breeding and as for tats its not my flavour - but i understand people love em not sure why

The increase in surface area is a boon to the tattoo industry.

 

[bringbackrattles]

When it's hot here in Bell Green it turns into the Wild West, Friday night coppers chasing a gang of teenagers through the precinct, and a bloke waving a machete about. And it was only 7 o'clock.

 

[Nick]

Tempted to get some cans for walking through the fields later.

Special brew isn't refreshing though

 

[Sick Boy]

Tempted to get some cans for walking through the fields later.

Special brew isn't refreshing though

Bizarrely over in Italy most bars seem to have something like Special Brew or Tennents Super Strength on tap.