Things that annoy you (62 Viewers)

[Deleted member 5849]

Replying to all in response to a simple question.

Even worse when the reply is 'I don't know.' If you don't know, leave me in virtual peace.

 

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[Nick]

still talking about the porridge by this point?

Which porridge?

 

[Gazolba]

yes, but do they have to be "prominently displayed when shopping at Tesco's" etc..?

No. I take mine off as soon as I get to my car, since it's also needed to raise the bar in the car park.

 

[richnrg]

No. I take mine off as soon as I get to my car, since it's also needed to raise the bar in the car park.

very smart
'Don't wear lanyards while driving – they can make crash injuries much worse'

 

[Mr Panda]

This is annoying:

Woman cleared after having sex with 14-year-old boy

How different would have the outcome been if she were a man?

 

[Nick]

This is annoying:

Woman cleared after having sex with 14-year-old boy

How different would have the outcome been if she were a man?

Maybe the boy wouldn't have wanted to have sex with a man?

You are right though, look at Adam Johnson who didn't have sex and she was older I think?

 

[richnrg]

This is annoying:

Woman cleared after having sex with 14-year-old boy

How different would have the outcome been if she were a man?

the boys arse would have been sorer

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

This is annoying:

Woman cleared after having sex with 14-year-old boy

How different would have the outcome been if she were a man?

Tee hee!

Boys will be boys!

I bet the judge patted him on the back and gave the woman a cheeky wink.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

still talking about the porridge by this point?

Anyone who wanks off with a scouring pad and leaves their non-porridge oats in it needs to take a long hard look in the mirror. Or maybe they were ...!

 

[richnrg]

Anyone who wanks off with a scouring pad and leaves their non-porridge oats in it needs to take a long hard look in the mirror. Or maybe they were ...!

hence the phrase 'I'll come in a jiffy'

 

[ccfctommy]

Tee hee!

Boys will be boys!

I bet the judge patted him on the back and gave the woman a cheeky wink.

South Park GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY

 

[Sick Boy]

Replying to all in response to a simple question.

Even worse when the reply is 'I don't know.' If you don't know, leave me in virtual peace.

In my old job people would start replying with memes and cute cat pictures, it was horrendous.

 

[fernandopartridge]

People saying "have you got any bandwidth?"

 

[fernandopartridge]

Question, how do they rinse it first if the sink is full with washing up water?

I hate putting dishes into a bowl, I rinse them all first and wash one by one with scalding hot water. Sadly, it really irritates me when people don't use hot enough water for some reason

 

[Nick]

I hate putting dishes into a bowl, I rinse them all first and wash one by one with scalding hot water. Sadly, it really irritates me when people don't use hot enough water for some reason

Don't have hot water at work, have to make do with cold and washing up liquid before putting them in dishwasher where it does use hot water

 

[Tommo1993]

Little bastard kids who bang the seats at games...

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

Those cctv screens they have at self service checkouts in some Supermarkets now.

It's uncomfortable and cheeky as fuck. I'm giving them business and using a facility that saves them money and yet I'm made to feel like a criminal.

I'm making a point of using normal checkouts. Fuck em.

 

[fernandopartridge]

Those cctv screens they have at self service checkouts in some Supermarkets now.

It's uncomfortable and cheeky as fuck. I'm giving them business and using a facility that saves them money and yet I'm made to feel like a criminal.

I'm making a point of using normal checkouts. Fuck em.

There is a good argument for not using self-service checkouts anyway, rather keep somebody in employment.

 

[Nick]

There is a good argument for not using self-service checkouts anyway, rather keep somebody in employment.

It usually does, the person who has to come and scan the barcode every time it all goes to shit.

I do prefer normal checkouts if there are any free though!

 

[ajsccfc]

Self-service are great in part because I'm absolute magic at them, proper speed records and all that, but the amount of people who stare at them blankly and have to call someone over puts me off joining a queue. As long as the person at the checkout isn't firing the items at me quicker than I can bag them, I'm happier to queue to be served by a person.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

It usually does, the person who has to come and scan the barcode every time it all goes to shit.

They never check what's going on. I've accidentally not scanned stuff before and when it buzzes because of the irregular weight they just scan their barcode and I can carry on.

 

[richnrg]

They never check what's going on. I've accidentally not scanned stuff before and when it buzzes because of the irregular weight they just scan their barcode and I can carry on.

perhaps that's why they've started to spy on you

 

[Mcbean]

Had two items for the M&S one yesterday - failed on both - bag in the bagging area - then it didnt like my own bag - fukkin pain the arse - needed the bloke to come twice for two items - i looked like a right twat

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

fukkin pain the arse - needed the bloke to come twice

 

[fernandopartridge]

It usually does, the person who has to come and scan the barcode every time it all goes to shit.

I do prefer normal checkouts if there are any free though!

Not really, it's one person to every 8 tills

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Had two items for the M&S one yesterday - failed on both - bag in the bagging area - then it didnt like my own bag - fukkin pain the arse - needed the bloke to come twice for two items - i looked like a right twat

M&S ones have gained really annoying cheerful, enthusiastic voices for them.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I've been in a few Tesco Expresses recently that have self service checkouts with no weighing scales on them. A thief's dream.

 

[richnrg]

people that say 'ruym', instead of 'room'

e.g. Tarquin is in the dining ruym

 

[skyblueinBaku]

People that aspirate the letter 'H'. It's pronounced 'aitch' not 'haitch'. I'm close to throwing things at the TV when some dimwit talks in adverts about "haitch D" televisions.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Prime example - DI Kate Fleming (Vicky McClure) in Line of Duty - they are looking for a ring-leader called "Aitch", not fucking "Haitch". Even spellcheck on here knows that much!!!

 

[fernandopartridge]

Having 7 or 8 pints after work yet hoping for an easy wake up tomorrow

 

[Nick]

Having 7 or 8 pints after work yet hoping for an easy wake up tomorrow

Any good?

 

[Mcbean]

HS2 - planted a zillion trees in Warwickshire - mostly dead

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

HS2 - planted a zillion trees in Warwickshire - mostly dead

"Cheaper to replace them than to lug loads of water round to stop them dying"!!!
Unbelievable!

 

[Mcbean]

"Cheaper to replace them than to lug loads of water round to stop them dying"!!!
Unbelievable!

just a sign of the monstrocity of a cock up from the start - too late to cancel - North lot will not go ahead i reckon in the meantime some peoples lives have been irrevocably changed