Autocorrect player names (3 Viewers)

[TTG]

More of a light hearted thread where we say ex/current co v players but what autocorrect comes up with.
I'll start
Kastaneer= plasterer

 

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[shmmeee]

I spend too much time on here and my phone has learned the entire squad

 

[Otis]

More of a light hearted thread where we say ex/current co v players but what autocorrect comes up with.
I'll start
Kastaneer= plasterer

I've no idea on players, but it always changes Fisher to Twat.

 

[CanadianCCFC]

Whenever I type ’Burge’ my phone falls out of my hand.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

My phone tries to grope me when I type Marlon King

 

[AStonesThrow]

I tried to write Luke Thomas but my phone wouldn't finish it

 

[Liquid Gold]

When I type Shipley a 6ft owl tries to rape Tom Bayliss.

 

[Covkid1968#]

When I type Lee Hughes my auto correct comes up as ‘murdering cowardly drunken runaway scum’

 

[higgs]

When I type in bright it spells bullshitter

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

 

[Houchens Head]

When I type in SISU, it comes up with C**TS.

 

[Otis]

When I type Shipley a 6ft owl tries to rape Tom Bayliss.

 

[Otis]

When I type in bright it spells bullshitter

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When I type Bright nothing happens.

 

[Otis]

And every time I type Biamou, a Gif of Grendel pops up shaking his head and sniggering.

 

[SKYBLUES90]

Every time I try type Keith O Neil my phone turns off

 

[Covkid1968#]

Every time I try type Keith O Neil my phone turns off

Haha.... like it

 

[Otis]

Every time I type Fankaty Dabo my phone plays the Flintstones theme tune.

 

[Otis]

And every time I press the home button a picture of the Ricoh comes up on my screen.

 

[bawtryneal]

Every time I type in Julian Grey it types back "he's gone"

 

[Liquid Gold]

I try to type Freddy Eastwood but my screen just gets tarmaced over

 

[TTG]

I like where this is going....

 

[SKYBLUES90]

Every time I type in Jimmy Hill my mrs goes all Mackam and starts whining at me.

 

[Skybluefaz]

When I type in a Bolton player's name nothing happens.

 

[Sbarcher]

When I type Dion Dublin it comes up with ‘great tackle” (see what I did there-football related, decent!)

 

[stevefloyd]

When i type in cc4l gyused wtah cmeso pu no ym sercen

 

[Mcbean]

When I look at the time it’s always out by 15 mins

 

[higgs]

When I type in Freddy Eastwood it's spells rubbish

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[Wyken Sky Blue]

When I type in John Terry my phone starts shagging my wife!

Sent from my G8441 using Tapatalk

 

[AStonesThrow]

When I type in John Terry my phone starts shagging my wife!

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When I type in frank lampard my wife starts shagging my phone

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

When I type in bright it spells bullshitter

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When I type it my phone sends about 1500 texts...

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[Otis]

When I type in Coventry City Council my phone starts playing the Laurel and Hardy theme tune.

 

[mrtrench]

Three years ago, I typed 'Brexit' into my phone and there's been a stream of long text messages ever since - most of them from a bloke called Mart in Germany.

 

[Otis]

Three years ago, I typed 'Brexit' into my phone and there's been a stream of long text messages ever since - most of them from a bloke called Mart in Germany.

I bought a Brexit phone this morning and all the foreign languages have been removed.

 

[hamil99]

When I type in Phil Babb my balls hurt.

 

[Greggs]

covcity4life comes out as animalrapist

 

[sw88]

When I type in Coventry City Council my phone starts playing the Laurel and Hardy theme tune.

Mine plays benny hill!