Kastaneer (5 Viewers)

[hill83]

Or....and this is purely an idea. So don’t bite my head off.

We give him at least another 49 minutes before we judge him either way.

 

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[Manchester_sky_blue]

He's gonna be good entertainment value but i suspect we will have to endure a few more torrid mistakes along with the good stuff.

 

[hill83]

He doesn’t prove why Nick will never understand football though. Early crunch gets reds.

 

[Nick]

He doesn’t prove why Nick will never understand football though. Early crunch gets reds.

He is too blatant with it.

It's like he has no sense of slyness and is the kid you could have told to do anything for a laugh.

All it takes is for him to smash the full back marking him and let him know. Don't have to do it to everybody everytime they are within 10 metres of the ball.

 

[hill83]

He is too blatant with it.

It's like he has no sense of slyness and is the kid you could have told to do anything for a laugh.

All it takes is for him to smash the full back marking him and let him know. Don't have to do it to everybody everytime they are within 10 metres of the ball.

25 metres

 

[Liquid Gold]

He's going to play about 500 minutes in total and have 15 goals, 8 red cards a few fights, couple of stupid injuries and Robins will snap at Geoff for asking if he's disappointing he's done it again.

 

[Nick]

He's going to play about 500 minutes in total and have 15 goals, 8 red cards a few fights, couple of stupid injuries and Robins will snap at Geoff for asking if he's disappointing he's done it again.

10 year contract

 

[Liquid Gold]

I'd love to see what a dressing room with him and Doyle would be like.

 

[clint van damme]

Or....and this is purely an idea. So don’t bite my head off.

We give him at least another 49 minutes before we judge him either way.

I'm not judging him out right, I'm just judging what he did last night.
And on that basis I stand by my earlier post - he needs a kick in the bollocks.

 

[Mcbean]

Maybe he’s a Balotelli clone and the refs are different where he’s been playing - in the cameos we have seen he’s just the sort of player we need - you know the one everybody likes to hate - Dennis Wise , Robbie Savage etc

 

[Johhny Blue]

I'd love to see what a dressing room with him and Doyle would be like.

I would have loved to see him line up against Vinnie Jones

 

[Johhny Blue]

He should be the first name on the teamsheet. We need to intimidate teams more. This is like entering a Rhino in a chess competition

 

[cc84cov]

Or....and this is purely an idea. So don’t bite my head off.

We give him at least another 49 minutes before we judge him either way.

 

[skyblueinBaku]

He should be the first name on the teamsheet. We need to intimidate teams more. This is like entering a Rhino in a chess competition

I fear that he may become a target for the opposition wind up merchants.

 

[cc84cov]

I fear that he may become a target for the opposition wind up merchants.

Doubt it mate you seen the size of that guy they will end up with a broken jaw

 

[clint van damme]

I would have loved to see him line up against Vinnie Jones

Watching a game of football with Vinnie Jones involved is an affront to humanity.

 

[Johhny Blue]

I'm not judging him out right, I'm just judging what he did last night.
And on that basis I stand by my earlier post - he needs a kick in the bollocks.

You kick him in the Bollocks

 

[Winny the Bish]

The man is box office and I love him

 

[Evo1883]

Sort of player who comes on in the 80th minute and scores a 40 yard screamer to win you the playoffs

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Sort of player who comes on in the 80th minute and scores a 40 yard screamer to win you the playoffs

You mean he slides in from the halfway line to tap in at the back post yeah?

 

[Johhny Blue]

Future Manager. I can't imagine him parking the bus at 1-0

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Future Manager. I can't imagine him parking the bus at 1-0

Nah, he'd be doing donuts on the goal line. Once he'd finished his drift racing.

 

[block16]

League ones Eric Cantona

 

[Johhny Blue]

Wasps just offered two Million for him

 

[Magwitch]

Going to be a star

Must be some sort of record to have three yellow cards in two games.

 

[cooperskyblue]

I think he will be a key player, he will learn from yesterday. It's good that he is so committed and clearly has talent, a great physical presence and pace.

Obviously needs to learn from the silly yellow cards but considering the NAC Breda fans were slating him for being lazy, he has certainly put himself about.

 

[steve cooper]

Could be the next Van Hooijdonk

 

[COVKIDSNEVERQUIT]

What have we signed?
We have one hell of a player if we can get him under control

Love him! A player with character, just what we need

We used to have Spider, we now have Slider.

 

[sw88]

Was surprised to see Robins say his second was unlucky.

He slid in well before the ball or he was even near his player and at pace. He was only taking one thing with that challenge and it wasn’t the ball!

Would have applauded it if it didn’t result in his second yellow

 

[Hiraeth]

"And so he slid, and so he slid, Gervane of Kastaneer, the ref may have just sent him off but he's scored our goal of the year!"

I think he's batshit crazy but I bloody love him

 

[win9nut]

Going to be a star

Must be some sort of record to have three yellow cards in two games.

Nah, remember this?
BBC SPORT | Football | World Cup 2006 | Ref Poll sent home from World Cup

 

[Otis]

He should be the first name on the teamsheet. We need to intimidate teams more. This is like entering a Rhino in a chess competition

Urghh.....who on earth would want to enter a rhino while playing chess....or in fact, while playing any other board game for that matter.

 

[better days]

Apparently he carries on the same way in training, flying into challenges and running head down with the ball until he loses it
Then does something amazing like his goal last week
Either Robins will sort him out or I suspect he won't be here too long

 

[KeresleyArmpit]

Does anyone have an idea of what we paid for him?

 

[covbromsgrove]

I really can't understand the problem other than forwards can't tackle. I admire his character and that slide was not exactly life threatening it was he just came in from the wrong angle. Also, the Portsmouth player had plenty of time to actually avoid him but in modern football they see getting a player sent off like a goal. I hope he doesn't change his commitment.