Woman marries a tree! (1 Viewer)

[Gazolba]

A real news story or a new Monty Python sketch? You decide:
Mum 'marries' a tree in front of her boyfriend and children

 

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[ccfc92]

Can this be moved to the "Things that annoy you" thread...

Looks like the sort that wouldn't vaccinate her children.

 

[richnrg]

i wonder if shes consummated the marriage yet?

 

[Otis]

Well, at least the tree will always have wood.

 

[Covstu]

Isn’t the bouquet of flowers like murder?

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

She's just branching out.

 

[tommydazzle]

The bride and groom started off the dancing with the oaky cokey.

 

[skybluetony176]

I don’t know what she sees in him, he’s a right plank. Maybe she’ll twig on one day.

 

[tommydazzle]

It's ridiculous, there's a two hundred year age difference.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

She wants to put roots down but he's likely to leaves him in the larch as he likes putting his nuts in people's mouths.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

Amazingly the tree has impregnated the woman and the kid is now running around waving it's branches around and allowing birds to nest on him. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

 

[Johnnythespider]

Sap

 

[Johnnythespider]

Amazingly the tree has impregnated the woman and the kid is now running around waving it's branches around and allowing birds to nest on him. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

The son's of Katy Elder

 

[skybluetony176]

She’s clearly pining for attention.