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The next story's about an unexplained death in Peterborough, where somebody was found crumpled to the ground on the pavement in a residential area...
 

ccfcway

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"so I was watching the game illegally on my tv and left my back door open. My mum was sitting in the conservatory and didn't notice this man come in and fall asleep.is this a big enough story for a national paper ?"

"yer, we will publish it. Any chance you can lie down by the radiator ?"

"yer, why not"
 

Malaka

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I didn't know that the lead singer from Bronski Beat was a City fan living in Peterborough
 

steve cooper

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"so I was watching the game illegally on my tv and left my back door open. My mum was sitting in the conservatory and didn't notice this man come in and fall asleep.is this a big enough story for a national paper ?"

"yer, we will publish it. Any chance you can lie down by the radiator ?"

"yer, why not"
Not only that, but his conservatory doesn't appear to meet building regulations, which states
"All conservatories must be separated from the house by an external quality door, patio door or French doors"
 

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