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OffenhamSkyBlue

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Talking of "quite specific" ...

Fucking Warwick District Council wasting money on having a Veolia road-sweeper lorry do every street around Kenilworth virtually every day - in the morning rush hour! I've been held up by that c**t three days this week. THEY DON'T NEED DOING THAT OFTEN!!!!
 
Otis

Otis

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Why do posh people and some southern Jessie types pronounce plants as plarnts, but still say plan and pants and not plarn and parnts?

What methodology is used and how is it applied to select words only?
 
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SkyblueBazza

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Otis said:
Why do posh people and some southern Jessie types pronounce plants as plarnts, but still say plan and pants and not plarn and parnts?

What methodology is used and how is it applied to select words only?
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They are just weirdos

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Gazolba

Gazolba

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richnrg said:
my latest dislike is fairly specific - I saw someone doing it on the tele last night and it drove me insane: it's..

..people that use one of their hands (fingers curled inwards) to bend back the fingers of the other hand (one by one) when making a series of connected points, and hold the pose (but also slightly shake both connected hands up and down for emphasis) whilst making each point.
e.g.
- (bends back thumb of right hand using curled up left hand) - "he can't run" (shake both connected hands slightly up and down)
- (bends back index finger of right hand using curled up left hand) - "he can't shoot" (shake both connected hands slightly up and down)
- (bends back middle finger of right hand using curled up left hand) - "he can't tackle" (shake both connected hands slightly up and down)
etc..

You might need to try it at home using your own hands (perhaps in front of a mirror) to experience the full effect and to realize what cúnts these people are.
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I wholeheartedy agree. There was a news host on a channel here who was fond of doing that.
He was an ex-school teacher. I think it afflicts school teachers quite a lot.
 
ccfc92

ccfc92

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fellatio_Martinez said:
It's the same as people that attack fire engines. They must see it as some kind of authoritative object that they can take their frustrations out on.

Stupid wankers.
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I've never heard people attacking fire engines, what a bunch of wankers.

I wish they'd go toe to toe with a post box...
 
Mcbean

Mcbean

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Todays annoyance - why can’t men piss in the urinal and not on the fucking floor - was in an airport yesterday and they didn’t need any pissers as each one had a Lake of piss round it - so you have stand deep in piss to have one - no wonder all the students in sandals and flip flops stink of piss
 
Marty

Marty

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Mcbean said:
Todays annoyance - why can’t men piss in the urinal and not on the fucking floor - was in an airport yesterday and they didn’t need any pissers as each one had a Lake of piss round it - so you have stand deep in piss to have one - no wonder all the students in sandals and flip flops stink of piss
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Annoys me too, no need for it, if you can't control then have a sit down piss.
 
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ccfc92 said:
I've never heard people attacking fire engines, what a bunch of wankers.

I wish they'd go toe to toe with a post box...
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Where I used to live they used to do it quite a lot, ambulances too. The bus service would shut down every so often as the locals used to throw rocks at it and, one bonfire night, jumped on, threw some fireworks down the bus before jumping off again.

Lovely place it was, salt of the earth used to live there!
 
fellatio_Martinez

fellatio_Martinez

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Mcbean said:
Todays annoyance - why can’t men piss in the urinal and not on the fucking floor - was in an airport yesterday and they didn’t need any pissers as each one had a Lake of piss round it - so you have stand deep in piss to have one - no wonder all the students in sandals and flip flops stink of piss
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I saw this the other day. I'm not sure why everywhere hasn't got these if it works so well.

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Mcbean

Mcbean

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Going to get a bit controversial here :) but those who cant see their appendage because of a beer and burger store also add to the issue
 
Mcbean

Mcbean

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My wife stars yet again - takes a phone call then wonders around the house generally where I am watching the tv or listening to the radio expecting me to turn it off - I don’t want to know !!!! Then she will Noam I have moved some vital piece of paperwork and it’s down to her wandering about aaaassargh
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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Mcbean said:
My wife stars yet again - takes a phone call then wonders around the house generally where I am watching the tv or listening to the radio expecting me to turn it off - I don’t want to know !!!! Then she will Noam I have moved some vital piece of paperwork and it’s down to her wandering about aaaassargh
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Your wife's going on MY list of things that annoy me too!
 
SBAndy

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The obsession with celebrity status. My other half is insisting we have to watch Celebrity X Factor in a few minutes. I’d rather deep-fry my balls.
 
Mcbean

Mcbean

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SBAndy said:
The obsession with celebrity status. My other half is insisting we have to watch Celebrity X Factor in a few minutes. I’d rather deep-fry my balls.
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No you don’t - mine is watching Structly and I am watching Brassic which is good in the other room
 
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