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shmmeee

shmmeee

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Blind-Faith said:
Female who I have this stupid crush on at a certain meeting I go too three times a week in the evening , turns out she’s a lesbian!

haven’t been able to vent to anyone as I have a Mrs etc, but this bird somehow has got into my head , dreaming about her most nights, doing my head in!!! Then it turns out she doesn’t even like the cock, I felt absolutely fucking gutted tbh
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Mate. You call women females. If you want people to fuck you, maybe cut the incel lingo? :p
 
Gazolba

Gazolba

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chiefdave said:
People in shorts. Went out yesterday morning, was only out for an hour. Despite the fact it was freezing, strong winds and raining saw 5 people in shorts, why?
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Just don't come to Arizona. We wear shorts and sandals all year.
 
ccfc92

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Thinking on a Thursday about booking the Friday off, then come the Friday regretting not booking the Friday off....
 
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ovduk78 said:
Gregg Wallace. I unfortunately saw some of masterchef and he is so fucking annoying, talks like he is some top rate chef but is just some fruit & veg guy who got lucky.
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Mrs. Wisdom was deeply, deeply impressed by the Gregg Wallace calendar I got her for this year...
 
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ovduk78 said:
I am not sure if you are being serious and can't believe there are many people, Mrs Wisdom & Wallace aside, that would want to see that smug twat 365 days a year!
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November's been a busy month.
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Wyken Sky Blue

Wyken Sky Blue

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Someone mentioned it above but the rise in people having not putting their phone to their ear whilst on a call, instead opting to put their phone on loud speaker and talk directly to the mic. Think The Apprentice style.

I drove for 10 mins earlier and sort it four times.

Fuck off no one cares about your conversations!

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fernandopartridge

fernandopartridge

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skyblue1991 said:
Someone mentioned it above but the rise in people having not putting their phone to their ear whilst on a call, instead opting to put their phone on loud speaker and talk directly to the mic. Think The Apprentice style.

I drove for 10 mins earlier and sort it four times.

Fuck off no one cares about your conversations!

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Agreed, the sign of an utter wanker
 
ajsccfc

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I always like the odd episodes of the professional Masterchef when Gregggg is off on some kind of carve-up somewhere and you've just got the two actual chefs who show they could easily do the whole thing themselves without some potato in specs shouting COR BLIMEY TASTY FUCKING SAUCE THAT MATE
 
ccfc92

ccfc92

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Secrecy and lack of info leading up to game releases. i.e Age of Empires 4 being talked about at xo19.

Just tell us what to expect, people will buy it anyway.
 
Sbarcher

Sbarcher

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Just bought some CDs and bloody annoyed that the price stickers have left horrible sticky marks!
 
fellatio_Martinez

fellatio_Martinez

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Deleted member 5849 said:
Whisper it, but I quite enjoy his performances!
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I do too. Once you allow yourself to understand that 90% of his shouting and stupid faces are an act, it's like comedy.

I like the fact that his idea of critiquing food is just listing off what's in it. "Ooh Apple crumble. First you get the tangy sweet apples and then the crunchy crumble"

A complete chancer and probably a c*nt off camera but he's alright by me and I hate almost everything.
 
fernandopartridge

fernandopartridge

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fellatio_Martinez said:
I do too. Once you allow yourself to understand that 90% of his shouting and stupid faces are an act, it's like comedy.

I like the fact that his idea of critiquing food is just listing off what's in it. "Ooh Apple crumble. First you get the tangy sweet apples and then the crunchy crumble"

A complete chancer and probably a c*nt off camera but he's alright by me and I hate almost everything.
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Agreed with you, he cracks me up. He's got it right though, I don't care about the presentation and texture. Does it taste nice
 
shmmeee

shmmeee

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Non-technical management in a technical company.

Just fuck off and let the people who know what they’re on about talk.
 
shmmeee

shmmeee

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Nick said:
I don't get why people do it.
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Im sure they’d be great at a management consultancy or whatever. But I don’t want to spend half of every meeting explaining basic terms or why the idea they had in the shower won’t work.
 
Nick

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shmmeee said:
Im sure they’d be great at a management consultancy or whatever. But I don’t want to spend half of every meeting explaining basic terms or why the idea they had in the shower won’t work.
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I have had it before and the worst bit was that he was a patronising wanker. He would sell customers the dream and everything about what we would do and I would go out to site and it wouldn't be possible half the time but he was of the "i know best" sort.

Then it would be "dont give me problems, give me solutions" which was all well and good but if he's told them I am going to install a network with an internet connection but they don't have a phone socket in the building it's a bit out of my hands.

I much prefer the places I have worked with a boss that gets stuck in and has done most of the jobs before so knows them as well so they are more realistic.
 
chiefdave

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Nick said:
I have had it before and the worst bit was that he was a patronising wanker. He would sell customers the dream and everything about what we would do and I would go out to site and it wouldn't be possible half the time but he was of the "i know best" sort.

Then it would be "dont give me problems, give me solutions" which was all well and good but if he's told them I am going to install a network with an internet connection but they don't have a phone socket in the building it's a bit out of my hands.

I much prefer the places I have worked with a boss that gets stuck in and has done most of the jobs before so knows them as well so they are more realistic.
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I've had that. I'd come back and go what you've sold them isn't technically possible and be told to 'make it work'.

The worse ones think they know everything and aren't prepared to ever say to a client I need to go back and check that with the engineers.
 
Sbarcher

Sbarcher

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chiefdave said:
I've had that. I'd come back and go what you've sold them isn't technically possible and be told to 'make it work'.

The worse ones think they know everything and aren't prepared to ever say to a client I need to go back and check that with the engineers.
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Definition of a consultant - someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time.
 
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