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The Full List of the Highest to Lowest Grounds in England and Wales (2008).
No. Stadium Name Home To Height (feet)
1 The Hawthorns West Bromwich Albion 552
2 Boundary Park Oldham Athletic 526
3 Vale Park Port Vale 520
4 The Crown Ground Accrington Stanley 516
5 Moss Rose Macclesfield Town 513
6 Spotland Rochdale 498
7 Molineux Wolverhampton Wanderers 483
8 St Andrews Birmingham City 432
9 The Britannia Stadium Stoke City 431
10 Adams Park Wycombe Wanderers 413
11 Kenilworth Road Luton Town 397
11 Turf moor Burnley 397
13 Field Mill Mansfield Town 388
14 Valley Parade Bradford City 380
15 The Bescot Stadium Walsall 378
16 Reebok Stadium Bolton Wanderers 377
17 Ewood Park Blackburn Rovers 361
18 Saltergate Chesterfield 360
19 Villa Park Aston Villa 347
20 County Ground Swindon Town 340
21 Ricoh Arena Coventry City 338
22 National Hockey Stadium Milton Keynes Dons 295
23 The Racecourse Ground Wrexham 293
24 Huish Park Yeovil Town 281
25 Plainmoor Torquay United 280
26 Gigg Lane Bury 272
26 Underhill Barnet 272
28 Oakwell Barnsley 270
29 Galpharm Stadium Huddersfield Town 256
30 The Withdean Stadium Brighton & Hove Albion 250
31 Bramall Lane Sheffield United 245
32 Edgeley Park Stockport County 238
33 Hillsborough Sheffield Wednesday 228
34 St James Park Newcastle United 226
35 Vicarage Road Watford 222
36 Sixfields Stadium Northampton Town 215
37 Anfield Liverpool 207
38 Whaddon Road Cheltenham Town 204
39 Walkers Stadium Leicester City 200
40 City of Manchester Stadium Manchester City 196
41 The Memorial Stadium Bristol Rovers 190
42 Edgar Street Hereford United 189
43 Gresty Road Crewe Alexandra 183
44 Selhurst Park Crystal Palace 180
45 Gay Meadow Shrewsbury Town 175
46 Home Park Plymouth Argyle 172
47 Pride Park Derby County 170
48 Goodison Park Everton 150
49 Elland Road Leeds United 147
49 Madjeski Stadium Reading 147
51 Deepdale Preston North End 138
52 Prenton Park Tranmere Rovers 129
53 96.6 TFM Darlington Arena Darlington 127
54 Priestfield Stadium Gillingham 125
55 Old Trafford Manchester United 118
56 Layer Road Colchester United 116
57 The Stadium of Light Sunderland 112
58 Fitness First Stadium Bournemouth 104
59 The JJB Stadium Wigan Athletic 101
60 Emirates Stadium Arsenal 100
61 The City Ground Nottingham Forest 95
62 Millmoor Rotherham United 92
63 Roots Hall Southend United 90
64 Meadow Lane Notts County 89
65 White Hart Lane Tottenham Hotspur 69
66 Brunton Park Carlisle United 52
67 The Riverside Stadium Middlesbrough 51
68 The Valley Charlton Athletic 49
69 Griffin Park Brentford 46
70 Liberty Stadium Swansea City 43
71 London Road Peterborough United 40
72 Victoria Park Hartlepool United 38
73 Stamford Bridge Chelsea 35
74 Brisbane Road Leyton Orient 33
75 Ashton Gate Bristol City 29
76 Ninian Park Cardiff City 28
77 Upton Park West Ham United 27
78 Loftus Road Queens Park Rangers 26
78 The Keepmoat Stadium Doncaster Rovers 26
78 Bloomfield Road Blackpool 26
81 Sincil Bank Lincoln City 25
82 Craven Cottage Fulham 22
83 Glanford Park Scunthorpe United 20
83 Fratton Park Portsmouth 20
85 The New Den Millwall 19
86 York Street Boston United 18
87 Carrow Road Norwich City 17
87 Portman Road Ipswich Town 17
89 The Deva Stadium Chester City 16
90 KC Stadium Hull City 6
91 St Marys Southampton 3
92 Blundell Park Grimsby Town 2