Michael McIntyre (3 Viewers)

[Macca]

Truly an intolerable unfunny twat

Yet an audience of gimps are almost delirious with amusement

I must be a miserable old sod

 

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[clint van damme]

Truly an intolerable unfunny twat

Yet an audience of gimps are almost delirious with amusement

I must be a miserable old sod

you're not wrong.

'Comedy' for people who are scared of life.

 

[Bumberclart]

Absolute horse shit.
It's never been near comedy.

 

[fernandopartridge]

Truly an intolerable unfunny twat

Yet an audience of gimps are almost delirious with amusement

I must be a miserable old sod

I must be as well. If anything sums up the state of the UK in 2019 it's that c**t having a prime time TV show

 

[SBAndy]

I’ll be fair to him, I wasn’t keen at all until I saw him live. Actually pretty good.

 

[Corrado]

He has his moments like any comedian

 

[Mcbean]

Gives me an extra hour of freedom / Strictly + MM

 

[covcity4life]

Hes funny

 

[Adge]

I’ll be fair to him, I wasn’t keen at all until I saw him live. Actually pretty good.

The other way round for me-always liked him and went to see him live and thought he was pants! The warm up act was better.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

He dresses like a fat lesbian, acts like a drunk toddler and makes observations in varying zany tones of voice.

I find him more creepy than annoying. Definitely not funny though but that's just a matter of taste and mine is excellent.

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Really like him

 

[Otis]

Really like him

The like is for your bravery in pissing in the wind.

I am not a fan (umm, of McIntyre, not Pete), but I do think he can be funny sometimes.

 

[Nick]

The male Miranda

 

[Otis]

The male Miranda

To enhance my point, I don't usually find Miranda Hart funny at all, but did think she was funny the time she appeared on Would I lie to You.

 

[Houchens Head]

McIntyre is one "comedian" that I totally dislike. He continually nods his head like some nodding toy dog. His 'jokes' are totally unfunny, and the twat loves himself.
I've had funnier heart attacks!

 

[skybluesam66]

I saw him live. He was blowing through his arse from the start
Unfunny and unfit. And that does make a difference when trying to deliver a live show

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

The male Miranda

Is there a female Miranda?

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Seen him live twice and thought he was funny.

He's not a presenter, stick to the stand up.

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[Macca]

I could probably cope with it more without the squealing brain dead masses in the audience. What is that noise that audiences make these days. Not quite a cheer a squeal or a scream just a mixture of all three. Equally used throughout Strictly come twatting

 

[Tommo1993]

Does he still do that send to all thing with the persons phone? I’ve had funnier ear ache

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

He's an example of the producers at the Beeb thinking they're on to a good thing when they find someone/something seemingly popular. He caused quite a storm the first time he was on Live at the Apollo, so they thought "oh he'd be a great presenter of a variety show". No. He wouldn't. And not only because he's one dimensional, but because that type of show is SHIT and went out with the ark!
See entry for John Bishop - brilliant stand-up, shit compere!

Oh, and wasn't The Night Manager brilliant and popular? So people ask "will there be a second series?". No, you cunts - it was a fucking John Le Carre novel - there IS no sequel!!

 

[Otis]

He's an example of the producers at the Beeb thinking they're on to a good thing when they find someone/something seemingly popular. He caused quite a storm the first time he was on Live at the Apollo, so they thought "oh he'd be a great presenter of a variety show". No. He wouldn't. And not only because he's one dimensional, but because that type of show is SHIT and went out with the ark!
See entry for John Bishop - brilliant stand-up, shit compere!

Oh, and wasn't The Night Manager brilliant and popular? So people ask "will there be a second series?". No, you cunts - it was a fucking John Le Carre novel - there IS no sequel!!

Though we keep getting sequels to James Bond and Ian Fleming died in 1964.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Though we keep getting sequels to James Bond and Ian Fleming died in 1964.

Did he not Die Another Year??

 

[Otis]

Did he not Die Another Year??

Another day for sure, but not so sure about the year.

 

[richnrg]

perhaps he only lived twice

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

The family asked for a second opinion on whether he'd died.

Dr: No.

 

[SkyBlueDom26]

He's hilarious

 

[fatso]

It must be hard trying to be a comedian on tv these days, what with all the pc rules, and an army of sad tossers just waiting to take offence.
But having said that I do find Michael McIntyre to be particularly shite.

 

[ajsccfc]

PC Rules (evening officer) don't stop comedians being successful, being shit does.

 

[richnrg]

PC Rules (evening officer) don't stop comedians being successful, being shit does.

as your joke proves

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

PC Rules (evening officer) don't stop comedians being successful, being shit does.

If being shit stopped comedians being successful, panel shows in the UK would be dead.

 

[ajsccfc]

It's so much easier to blame PC culture and snowflakes than wonder why you can't get bookings while Andy Parsons gets work

 

[Nick]

It's so much easier to blame PC culture and snowflakes than wonder why you can't get bookings while Andy Parsons gets work

He is awful as well.

 

[ajsccfc]

I have to admire him a little though. It takes a real determination to consistently have been the worst thing on Mock the Week, a show that somehow still gets made today despite commissioners having surely watched it.

 

[Nick]

I have to admire him a little though. It takes a real determination to consistently have been the worst thing on Mock the Week, a show that somehow still gets made today despite commissioners having surely watched it.

Yeah but he has got the fake "you go, no you go, no ill go" when they go to the microphone down to a fine art by now.