Mock the week (1 Viewer)

[Briles]

Bit of fun on a Thursday afternoon, in the style of mock the week.....

post your funny answers below to...

"Things you wouldn't hear at CCFC's Xmas party......."

 

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[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

And the winner of the bleep test award.....Gervane Kastaneer!

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Amadou Bakayoko can't be with us tonight. He's accidentally gone into the WI Xmas dinner next door.

 

[Briles]

"Could those of you who keep using poppadum's as makeshift hands and shouting "Leee Buuuurge" please stop as you're upsetting Oggy"

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Let's have a good old knees-up!
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Why are so many of you waving glass jars with bits of ligament in in the air?

 

[AStonesThrow]

Viveash: "Mark, we need to fine Amadou on the grounds of substance abuse. I've just caught him scoring in the bathroom"

 

[AStonesThrow]

We could always change it to 'Mock the Weak' and just take the piss out of Sunderland

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

And now a hymn to commemorate our move to St Andrews. Please join me in singing 'Silent Night'

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

The players are passing their Xmas cards around. Unfortunately all those from the defenders to Marosi fell short.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

"I love the fake snow"
"That's not fake snow, Jak Hickman gatecrashed"

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

And our Santa this year is Tom Bayliss. He's got loads of presents to hand out - 10 bags worth

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Well that was a massive disappointment. So many people found in possession and no-one scored.

 

[Briles]

Tannoy announcement:

Did anyone here come in a black escort?

Because there's one dead in the toilet....

 

[smileycov]

thank you to Wasps, who have joined us this year in a joint party!!

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Tannoy announcement:

Did anyone here come in a black escort?

Because there's one dead in the toilet....

We've found our Frankie!

 

[Briles]

We've found our Frankie!

*Bows*

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Gervane! Watch out for the dancefloor. It's a bit slipp.........never mind!

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Fadz was in charge of decorations but he didn't want to be going back and forth fetching them so he's bringing everything down in the box ......

 

[Briles]

Fadz was in charge of decorations but he didn't want to be going back and forth fetching them so he's bringing everything down in the box ......

Reckon that could be a winner....

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

 

[Briles]

Bah Humbug

 

[olderskyblue]

Christmas wishes to all the referees we've had so far this season...

 

[harvey098]

Russell Slade turns up as Santa and is immediately given the sack.

 

[harvey098]

“Jamie Allen not arrived yet but he’ll be here in 2 hours”

*2 hours later*
“Any sign of Allen?”

“Not yet but he’ll be here in about 2 hours”

and repeat..

 

[Colin1883]

Tim's built the ...

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

Taxi here for a Mark Robins?

 

[Sbarcher]

I'd like to give Joy a big hand for hosting this evening's event. Now, where should I put it?

 

[ccfcway]

Please note there is a misprint on the menus on your tables. I know the main course says “eagle” But Tim Fisher catering has confirmed you will be getting two turkeys instead

 

[ccfcway]

tonights entertainment is the film judge dread, followed by a talk from tv legend, judge Judy and then a disco with famous dj judge jules.

Thanks to Tim fisher entertainment ltd for laying on 3 senior judges

 

[Silsden]

Dabo’s so popular he’s been receiving cards on a weekly basis since the summer

 

[ccfcway]

Can all players please stay away from the Christmas tree. Unfortunately the angel has fell off the top and a member of the staff has just found her on the floor.

It shows how far she has fallen

 

[ccfcway]

Tonight’s entertainment was due to be rod stewart, but he drove away when he got here as someone was outside and didn’t want his wife to go in. They were shouting “not on penny more”

 

[robbiekeane]

Special thanks to our owners for attempting to run a sustainable business model so we don’t end up like Bury

 

[ccfcway]

Planning is already underway for next years xmas party. We have narrowed it down to 3 venues

 

[ccfcway]

As we are now 65 mins into the Christmas party, I have just heard from mark robins he wants to change things around