Mock the week (4 Viewers)

[harvey098]

As we are now 65 mins into the Christmas party, I have just heard from mark robins he wants to change things around

This would be more believable if it was 89th minute

 

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[Gray]

The Tilton Road Stand

 

[AStonesThrow]

"And now for our next entertainment act, Ventriloquist Joy Seppala and her dummy, Little Timmy"

 

[AStonesThrow]

Tim Fisher sat glumly in the grotto dressed as Santa, miserable that Joy got the wrong idea when he asked her to help empty his sack

 

[Esoterica]

This year's Santa Claus is from Sunderland. Hoy hoy hoy, Merry Christmas!

 

[Mcbean]

apologies to those who went to the Ricoh

 

[Liquid Gold]

I wonder what the world record is for longest collection of shit jokes.

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

I wonder what the world record is for longest collection of shit jokes.

Two and a Half Men has been running for 15 years!?

 

[ccfcway]

I wonder what the world record is for longest collection of shit jokes.

How long have sisu been in charge ?

 

[CCFC54321]

Gervane Kastaneer is now out for the season after injuring himself pulling his Xmas cracker.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Gervane Kastaneer is now out for the season after injuring himself pulling his Xmas cracker.

Dirty bastard. Wait til you get home!

 

[6 Generations]

How long have sisu been in charge ?

About 6 months less than Two and a half men was first aired, but in fairness to Sisu, their material is much funnier.

 

[ccfcway]

About 6 months less than Two and a half men was first aired, but in fairness to Sisu, their material is much funnier.

ones meant to be a joke, the other is one

 

[AStonesThrow]

Gervane Kastaneer is now out for the season after injuring himself pulling his Xmas cracker.

Knowing our lot itd be an ACL

 

[Johhny Blue]

Santa says that everyone seems to be enjoying the party except for Bakayoko who refused to take any of his gifts

 

[ccfcway]

I wonder what the world record is for longest collection of shit jokes.

and yours is ?

 

[thekidfromstrettoncamp]

It was great to get 4 goals today

 

[AStonesThrow]

It was great to get 4 goals today

Said Bakayoko

 

[quinn1971]

“ and I’d now like to invite mark robins to the stage, congratulations on your away win at Shrewsbury at the weekend

 

[Skybluefaz]

 

[covcity4life]

Happy easter

 

[AStonesThrow]

"And the winner of the Christmas poetry competition was club physio, Liam Stanley with his entry, entitled 'Another One'

That lad Josh Pask,
Had a hip flask,
He drank it all for no reason,
Then down he fell,
Done His ACL,
And now hes out for the season.


Liam please collect your prize which is 'One night of Joy with Joy' "

 

[Leamington Pete]

Apologies for all the empty tables. Tim Fisher booked this hall at the NEC because he thought 7,000 would turn up.

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

“That will be £937.64 please Mr Kelly”

“What? James told us it was a free bar?”

 

[Mcbean]

And the guest speaker tonight is the greatest ever CCFC signing please welcome Roberto Jarni

 

[hill83]

I must have a completely different sense of humour to you lot in here as I’m actually in pain from cringing reading these.

Carry on though of course.

 

[Liquid Gold]

I must have a completely different sense of humour to you lot in here as I’m actually in pain from cringing reading these.

Carry on though of course.

Not enough gifs?

 

[hill83]

Not enough gifs?

Just not funny. Probably needs the canned laughter to make them hit harder.

 

[tommydazzle]

I think we can all agree the new yellow and black striped away kit proposed for next season is a great idea.

 

[Liquid Gold]

Just not funny. Probably needs the canned laughter to make them hit harder.

I reckon posters in this thread have asked for Mrs. Brown's Boys DVDs in their stockings.

Not only is it not funny it's a dead format.

 

[hill83]

Black escort and happy Easter are just almost raising a smirk.

No wait, I’ve got one.

“Good hat trick Bakayoko”

LOL

 

[covcity4life]

Black escort and happy Easter are just almost raising a smirk.

No wait, I’ve got one.

“Good hat trick Bakayoko”

LOL

i was proud of happy easter i must say

 

[Johhny Blue]

“You all thought it was over at midnight but we decided to add 5 minutes and let the other teams in”

 

[the rumpo kid]

Jordy hiwula .................missed it.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Merry Christmas and a Happy Blue Year to all