Favourite all time Cov Chants (5 Viewers)

rob9872

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One man went to mow ...

Don't know how high they eventually got to before someone threatened to cave their heads in but it was quite a high number on a wet midweek game. Not many supporters and stood on the Spion. Was funny to start with but they did outstay their welcome :)
 

rob9872

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I remember starting a Dave Jones is a peado chant in the west terrace back in 99 I was 15 makes me smile to this day thinking I started a chant in the west terrace

Well that was ever so nice of you to an innocent family man who used to play for the City .... but you keep smiling.

Fwiw, I think West Brom fans started many of them "with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile ...."
 

Sharpie83

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Well that was ever so nice of you to an innocent family man who used to play for the City .... but you keep smiling.

Fwiw, I think West Brom fans started many of them "with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile ...."

I was 15 at the time so give me some grace
 

rob9872

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For being 15 of course you get grace, but as that now makes you 28 and you say "makes me smile to this day" suggests that you still think it was a smart thing to do. I guess you still have some growing up to do.
 

JWC

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Cats in bins, absolute classic. Followed by this (let's use Paddy Kenny as an example as QPR away last season was the last time I heard it)

Kenny is his name, Kenny is his name, he stinks of piss he's got no mates, Kenny is his name (repeat non-stop for about 15 minutes). Just gets better as it goes on.
 

oakey

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To big nose Garry Parker at Villa..
At the Copa, Copa Copacabana..
(song by big nose Barry Manilow)

Very funny at the time.
 

Sky Blues

Active Member
'97. City v Chelsea at Highfield Road. There's talk in the papers of Vialli leaving Chelsea and he's on the bench. In the West Terrace I started singing "Bye bye bye Vialli" to the tune of Delilah. It sounded like the whole Cov support joined in. Maybe not a classic, but I'm proud of achieving that aged 18. T'was the same day all those Chelsea stars wore Cov's red and black chequered away kit, I think.
 

Sean Oz

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Here's a few West End favourites from the terrace days:

Over there, over there,
And do they smell,
Like fuckin' hell!

This one, sang to the tune of 'Those were the days my friend' when it was pissing down on away fans who were out in the open while we had the cover of the West Stand:

It's nice and dry in 'ere, it's nice and dry in 'ere,
It's nice and dry, it's nice and dry in 'ere,
It's nice and dry in 'ere, it's nice and dry in 'ere,
It's NICE and DRY, it's nice and dry in 'ere.
(repeat)

How about:

You couldn't take the Magic Roundabout!
(Never mind the West End - to the younger fans reading)

Or:

You're goin' home in a fuckin' ambulance!

One more for now, sang to the tune of 'HI-HO,HI-HO, it's off to work we go', jumping up and down on the spot en-masse when we'd gone a goal up:

One-nil, one-nil, one-nil,one-nil,one-nil,
One-nil,one-nil,one-nil,one-nil,
ONE-NIL, one-nil,one-nil,one-nil...
(repeat until no breath left)

It was 50p on the gate to get in the West End around those times...
 

canleykid

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My fave this season was millwall away started by Ricky tyrrell,it went
Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyy were from coventry
Were the sky blue boys making all the noise
Were from coventry......we sang that on the train and tube all the way back
 

Joy Division

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My fave this season was millwall away started by Ricky tyrrell,it went
Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyy were from coventry
Were the sky blue boys making all the noise
Were from coventry......we sang that on the train and tube all the way back

Please tell Ricky Tyrell to try harder next time.
 

rickyCCFC

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Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire,
Put the Villa on the top,
Put the Leicester in the middle,
And we'll burn the fuckin' lot!

Blues go down, Blues go down,
Blues go down together,
Come back up,
Win the cup,
Kick fuck out the Villa!


We had joy, we had fun, we had Leicester on the run,
but the joy didn't last cuz the bastards ran too fast!!
 

Sumo the Micky Quinn

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In our Coventry Homes, In our Coventry homes,
We speak with an accent exceedingly rare,
If you want a cathedral we've got one to spare,
In our Coventry Homes.

In your liverpool (or any away team) slums, In your liverpool slums,
You search in the gutter for something to eat,
You find a dead dog and think its a treat,
In your liverpool slums.

Usually after an own goal, or a steward has tried to kick the ball back to a player - SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP.

SUMO, SUMO used to get some looks from the opposition.

BRUCEY WHATS THE SCORE, BRUCEY, BRUCEY WHATS THE SCORE - used to enjoy Grobelarr (how ever you spell it) having a laugh with the fans.
 

Disorganised1

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Hutch on the wing and Stein in the middle ...........

Your not as good as Christmas - (at Jermaine Easter.)

You should have stuck to boxing - (At Justin Fasheneu)

Billy Wright is a werewolf - (When ever ITV were at the ground.) Along with "If you've shagged Katie Newbon clap your hands." (Whole West End applauds.) :claping hands:
 

mattylad

Member
there's a circus in the town in the town
Jose venglos is a clown is a clown
and ormendroyd is fucking paranoid
David platt is still a Villa twat......
 

1nilandwe...

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After another lengthy lay off Keith O'Neill played and the West Terrace began a chorus of "Who the f***ing hell are you" - made me smile ... for about five minutes until he disappeared down teh tunnel holding his back and never to be seen again!

I seem to remember this being followed up with "Where's O'Neill gone? Where's O'Neill gone?" Which made me smile a lot.

Who was the bloke who used to shout "Gayboy!!" at the top of his lungs whenever an oppo goalie took a goalkick?
 

rob9872

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Get into em
Fk em up

repeat ad infinitum :(
 

torchomatic

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What about the King chant?

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...Blues!

I may have miscounted my nahs there.
 

mattdp

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Against Tranmere I think in a League Cup game, we had Nuzzo in goal Sung to the tune 'we got the whole world in our hands'

We got a pornstar in our goal
 

Diehard Si

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"Who needs Cantona when we've got Wegerle"

"You can stick Dion Dublin up your arse
You can stick Dion Dublin up your arse
You can stick Dion Dublin
Stick Dion Dublin
Stick Dion Dublin up your arse
SIDEWAYS"

( after beating Villa 4-1 at Villa park ).
 

BigadamL

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Who's the gayboy in the pink was very funny at the time!

Let him die, let him die, let him die. When someone was injuried.

Chippo and hadji, chippo and hadji I still find myself singing today haha

Most recent one was ... He left cuz your sh*t, he left cuz your sh*t, rvp left cuz your sh*t!

And how sh*t must you be we've had a shot!!!
 

You'll Never Beat McPake

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Arsenal this season, 'He left cos you're shit, he left cos you're shit, Robin van Persie, he left cos your shit' and 'We're gonna win 4-3...5-4...6-5...7-6.

You're just a small club in Tottenham
 

skybluesteve76

New Member
Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire,
Put the Villa on the top,
Put the Leicester in the middle,
And we'll burn the fuckin' lot!

Blues go down, Blues go down,
Blues go down together,
Come back up,
Win the cup,
Kick fuck out the Villa!


We had joy, we had fun, we had Leicester on the run,
but the joy didn't last cuz the bastards ran too fast!!

The second ones a Blues song!
 

ps1948

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"Kenny is his name, Kenny is his name, he stinks of piss he's got no mates, Kenny is his name (repeat non-stop for about 15 minutes). Just gets better as it goes on"

I can remember singing this (obviously with his name, not Kenny!!) to Joe Murphy at Scunthorpe a few seasons back....

Also loved "Oh I do love to be beside the seaside,
Oh' I do love to be beside the sea,
Oh I do love to stroll along the prom, prom, prom,
Where the brass bands play FUCK OFF West Brom
.........And Birmingham"

Or even further back -
"Who's that knocking at the window,
Who's that knocking at the door,
It's McGarry and his mob
Selling Dougan for a bob
And they won't beat the City any more"

And, to the tune of a British airways Ad of the time,
"We'll take more care of you, Stevie Hunt, Stevie Hunt"

Those were the days!
 

pusbccfc

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Last season as the whistle blew at kick off...

'How shit must you be, we're drawing away'
At Reading 2-0 down in 25minutes...
'How shit must you be, its only 2-0'

Made me laugh.
 

ohitsaidwalker king power

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@John Gregory...
"Sacked in the morning, you're getting sacked in the morning..." loved it.. couldnt stand him arrogant:jerkit:

"City score city score if you get one you'll get 4....".. how did that song finish.. goes back to the late 70's early eighties as I recall?
 

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