Can't think of anything, sorry, MMJ.
Nice presents, but nothing ever outstanding or amazing.
Worst presents were the ones my brother used to buy. He used to buy me an Hawaiian shirt every year for about 10 years. I just used to hand them straight to charity shops.
Worst present I ever heard of ever, was a mate of mine. His missus got him a toilet roll, because she said he was full of shit.
Imagine unwrapping a Christmas present only to find it is a toilet roll.
Did that with my auntie one year because every time we went round there didn't seem to be any toilet roll and for some reason the spares were kept in the kitchen cupboard. But we did at least get her a multipack of the posh ones so we weren't scrimping! Think we wrote on the label "As we're a bit flush at the moment we splashed out on these for you in the hope next year won't be quite so shit"
Also bought my sister a huge roll of that air-pocket packing paper stuff one year and she sat there popping it all day quite content.
But one year I did also hide all her presents from under the tree late at night and put a message in it's place saying
"Santa was unable to deliver you presents due to.... being unable to get down the chimney......
Please arrange collection for the nearest depot at... North Pole......
or choose the next convenient delivery date.......25 December next year, 25 December year after that, 25 December year after that"
(She was a teenager at this point so I didn't massively upset her as a small child - I'm not totally evil!)
Most of my memorable presents were transformers or lego and for years I'd get one Cov kit for Xmas. Did get Football Manager for a few years and the family wouldn't see me at all for a few weeks.