If anybody is having lady trouble this is the answer apparently for £58 (2 Viewers)

[Mcbean]

Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?

just not sure what to say but i spat my tea out when i read it !

 

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[Ian1779]

As if we’ll get the chance to check it’s accurate...

 

[shmmeee]

What sort of lady trouble is fixed with a vagina scented candle exactly??

 

[Mcbean]

Read the article ! Apparently sold out

 

[shmmeee]

Read the article ! Apparently sold out

I did. I’m still confused.

Ms Paltrow sure loves her vagina though, that’s clear.

Might start developing my own nob cheese one... :emoji_thinking:

 

[dancers lance]

I did. I’m still confused.

Ms Paltrow sure loves her vagina though, that’s clear.

Might start developing my own nob cheese one... :emoji_thinking:

"le fromage de Shmmeee"

 

[dancers lance]

Read the article ! Apparently sold out

I can easily replicate the scent at home by putting an open can of sardines atop my living room radiator.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

"le fromage de Shmmeee"

I was going with Shmmeeese

 

[PurpleBin]

As if we’ll get the chance to check it’s accurate...

It's nothing like it mate.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?

just not sure what to say but i spat my tea out when i read it !

Did she just misunderstand when someone suggested she get her lady parts waxed?

 

[dancers lance]

I've heard those blessed with a 'good nose' can pick up a hint of Chris Martin on the exhale.

 

[itsabuzzard]

I did. I’m still confused.

Ms Paltrow sure loves her vagina though, that’s clear.

Might start developing my own nob cheese one... :emoji_thinking:

That'll fly off the shelves.

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[Gazolba]

In order to develop a candle that smells like her vagina wouldn't a perfumier have to spend quite a lot of time sampling the smell?

 

[Mcbean]

Well i think Chris Martin must have had a blowjob at some point

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Well i think Chris Martin must have had a blowjob at some point

I wonder if he got a candle for old time’s sake?

 

[RegTheDonk]

Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?

just not sure what to say but i spat my tea out when i read it !

lol.
The next best thing to "tiffen" I suppose

 

[mrtrench]

I was disgusted and outraged yesterday to discover that Marks and Spencer are selling scented candles that smell of my cock. This is an outrageous invasion of my privacy - how did they know that I douse my member in vanilla essence?

 

[vow]

I bought 4 of these...

 

[vow]

...and some O's too, to wash the smelly bitch down...

 

[ajsccfc]

If you're having lady trouble I feel bad for you son
This candle smells of fannies and it costs a ton

 

[Mcbean]

just wondering what planet she is on - not looked at the labelling but it could be in the food hall under badly packed kebab

 

[Sbarcher]

She should just save on costs for candle production and just flog her used knicks!

 

[pipkin73]

just wondering what planet she is on - not looked at the labelling but it could be in the food hall under badly packed kebab

She should just save on costs for candle production and just flog her used knicks!

She's classier than Katie Price lol

 

[Houchens Head]

There's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.

 

[Houchens Head]

All sounds a bit fishy to me.....

 

[Houchens Head]

So, Gwyneth Paltrow is making vagina scented candles now...

Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a c**t around the house?

 

[Covkid1968#]

It's nothing like it mate.

She’s big on healthy lifestyle... so I’m thinking a nice clean smell that’s easy on the nose and the pallet. Very much the opposite of those girls I used to end up with after a night up the Irish Centre or Carey’s back in the day

 

[Covkid1968#]

So, Gwyneth Paltrow is making vagina scented candles now...

Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a c**t around the house?

I met him once .... seemed a nice chap..... it was his pre c**nt smelling days if I recall. His music is bland sing along shite....

 

[Mcbean]

There's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.

Just spat my breakfast out again !!!

 

[Covkid1968#]

Just spat my breakfast out again !!!

There's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.

That’s a gift to any Marketing specialists out there....if there was ever a candle brand waiting to be launched it’s got to be .... My old woman’s fanny scented candles

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

There's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.

So that's why you say she gets on everyone's wick! I always thought it was a tampon in my missus' - I know better now.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Is Elton John about to re-release that song again. Candle in the Minge.

 

[Mcbean]

The gift that keeps on giving !