Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
For the visit of our friends in the North East (Scumderland), here is a helpful list of their local dialect, so that we may all join in with their conversations! :mooning: :mooning: :mooning:
Geordie Speak
CANNA = Cannot
DOON = Down
DIV = Do
WHAAT FETTLE = How are you?
YIT = Yet
CLAES = Clothes
WIV = With
WHEE’S I’ THE LAVVY = Who’s in the lavatory
GI’D A GUD TWANK = Strike it hard
FILLUM = Film
TIV = To
NOWT = Nothing
HADDAWAT = Go Away
THE NEET = Tonight
HOWAAY = Come on
SKITTORS = Diarrhoea
CHAMPION = First class
FOOTBAAL = Football
PUND = Pound
BONNY LAD = Friend
GIVE OWER BUBBLIN’ = Stop crying
YEE = You
YOR FLAPS OPPEN = You trouser fly is open
HE’S I’ THE TOON = He is in Newcastle
BI = By
TETTIE = Potato
WHEY AYE = Of course
HOYIN’ OOT TIME = Closing time
COO = Cow
VARRY CANNY = Alright
NETTIE = Lavatory
BREED = Bread
TYEST = Taste
YEL = Beer
WILLIE-WAFT = Drink
FORKY TAIL = Earwig
MOOTH = Mouth
ABOOT = About
GAN = Go
DORNA = Dare not
GID A CLOOT = Strike it
BABBY = Baby
BAAD = Ill
DORTY = Dirty
WOR = Our
POLLIS = Police
HUMP IT OWER HOER = Carry it over there
HE’S ELWIS WRANG = He is always wrong
HOOSE = House
WESH = Wash
AAH = Oh
Geordie Speak
CANNA = Cannot
DOON = Down
DIV = Do
WHAAT FETTLE = How are you?
YIT = Yet
CLAES = Clothes
WIV = With
WHEE’S I’ THE LAVVY = Who’s in the lavatory
GI’D A GUD TWANK = Strike it hard
FILLUM = Film
TIV = To
NOWT = Nothing
HADDAWAT = Go Away
THE NEET = Tonight
HOWAAY = Come on
SKITTORS = Diarrhoea
CHAMPION = First class
FOOTBAAL = Football
PUND = Pound
BONNY LAD = Friend
GIVE OWER BUBBLIN’ = Stop crying
YEE = You
YOR FLAPS OPPEN = You trouser fly is open
HE’S I’ THE TOON = He is in Newcastle
BI = By
TETTIE = Potato
WHEY AYE = Of course
HOYIN’ OOT TIME = Closing time
COO = Cow
VARRY CANNY = Alright
NETTIE = Lavatory
BREED = Bread
TYEST = Taste
YEL = Beer
WILLIE-WAFT = Drink
FORKY TAIL = Earwig
MOOTH = Mouth
ABOOT = About
GAN = Go
DORNA = Dare not
GID A CLOOT = Strike it
BABBY = Baby
BAAD = Ill
DORTY = Dirty
WOR = Our
POLLIS = Police
HUMP IT OWER HOER = Carry it over there
HE’S ELWIS WRANG = He is always wrong
HOOSE = House
WESH = Wash
AAH = Oh