Counting chickens (9 Viewers)

Covkid1968#

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The thought of Villa, Brum, Forrest and Derby has got me picking up my note book and calculator, putting on my slippers I wear to take the bins out and going to have a peer through the window of my imaginary hen house I have down the bottom of the garden.

Im really trying hard not to by reminding myself of all the previous time’s we’ve been let down.....but after Sunday the chickens are calling.....come count my lovely hatching eggs.
 

GaryMabbuttsLeftKnee

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The thought of Villa, Brum, Forrest and Derby has got me picking up my note book and calculator, putting on my slippers I wear to take the bins out and going to have a peer through the window of my imaginary hen house I have down the bottom of the garden.

Im really trying hard not to by reminding myself of all the previous time’s we’ve been let down.....but after Sunday the chickens are calling.....come count my lovely hatching eggs.
Not trying to be Itsabuzzard here, but it genuinely baffles me how many people spell Forest, 'Forrest'.
 

stevefloyd

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Atm we are in a great position but that can change in a couple of games lets put our celebrations on a back burner for the time being and enjoy our recent success however long it may take
 

Covkid1968#

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Not trying to be Itsabuzzard here, but it genuinely baffles me how many people spell Forest, 'Forrest'.
I’m an Accountant... I’m crap at spelling... I’m also crap at numbers... but I’ve managed to steal a living at it
 

Otis

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The thought of Villa, Brum, Forrest and Derby has got me picking up my note book and calculator, putting on my slippers I wear to take the bins out and going to have a peer through the window of my imaginary hen house I have down the bottom of the garden.

Im really trying hard not to by reminding myself of all the previous time’s we’ve been let down.....but after Sunday the chickens are calling.....come count my lovely hatching eggs.
You're strange.

I have an imaginary whorehouse at the bottom of my garden.
 

Magwitch

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You should never count your chickens but after 50 odd years of not realistically topping a league table and five points ahead of third with a game in hand on some i can’t blame anyone having a little count.
 

Covkid1968#

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You're strange.

I have an imaginary whorehouse at the bottom of my garden.[/QUOTE

Do you parade around in a leopard pattern Flowing dressing gown insisting people call you Cynthia boasting that your girls are the dirtiest in town but should be treated with respect.
 

jimmyhillsfanclub

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Whilst I fully engaged with the "and now you're gonna believe us" vibe at rochdale & was proudly telling everyman & his mate in a liverpool boozer sunday afternoon how fucking ace we are.....
...I still get cold sweats when I recall that 2002 run-in with John Eustace & his merry band of grade-A bottlers.....1 point taken from the last 21....

....so I'm still ultra cautious on a sober tuesday.....but when saturday comes....
 

mrtrench

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You're strange.

I have an imaginary whorehouse at the bottom of my garden.

Yes, and as your neighbour I've complained and had you arrested every time you go down and use it. I've told you - as it's imaginary there are no walls or women. All we see is a middle aged man standing at the bottom of his garden pleasuring himself.
 

Mucca Mad Boys

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12 games or so ago, Ipswich were 3pts ahead of us with a game in hand.

It doesn’t take much for our fortunes to take a turn for the worse.

That said, we’re in a very strong position at the minute.
 

Johhny Blue

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Yep let’s put a hold on any celebratory crap until we have it in our hands and we can’t lose it - the fb group is full of it and I can just imagine the crowing if for any reason we didn’t make it - we have 11 games to go - game by game
I've been celebrating for a couple of weeks and I'm not stopping until our first loss in the Championship
 

Otis

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Yes, and as your neighbour I've complained and had you arrested every time you go down and use it. I've told you - as it's imaginary there are no walls or women. All we see is a middle aged man standing at the bottom of his garden pleasuring himself.
Stop it, you're turning me on again.
 

Brylowes

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Always been a “don’t count your Chickens until they hatch” type of guy.
Along with “there but for the grace of God go I” are two of the staple
Phrases of wisdom handed down to me by my dear old Dad.
The “don’t count your Chickens” phrase could well have been thought
Up by a Coventry fan.......but it does feel different this time, the team
Are playing with an air of dogged confidence and appear to be able to
Win (not lose) any type of game put before them.
For MR his staff and players to have bought us this far in the time it’s
Taken ‘with all the back room noise is simply incredible.
 

wingy

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Whilst I fully engaged with the "and now you're gonna believe us" vibe at rochdale & was proudly telling everyman & his mate in a liverpool boozer sunday afternoon how fucking ace we are.....
...I still get cold sweats when I recall that 2002 run-in with John Eustace & his merry band of grade-A bottlers.....1 point taken from the last 21....

....so I'm still ultra cautious on a sober tuesday.....but when saturday comes....
So are the Scousers.

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