Trump is my favourite comedian of the year already (43 Viewers)

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Yet I imagine there will still be people who will defend this idiotic buffoon.

I'm sure Gazolba will be around shortly.

 

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[David O'Day]

I'm sure Gazolba will be around shortly.

He's just down the local stocking up on dettol

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[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

Thought this must be a misquote or taken out of context but no, he was talking about injecting bleach.
Some of the flu Klux klan are bound to try it!

Some good will come of it then .

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Some good will come of it then .

What a disgraceful comment/gallows humour*

*delete as applicable based on political leaning

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

I liked the way trump constantly turned to his aide for reassurance during this incredible speech and then carried on . Even Diane Abbott isn't as mad as this.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

What a disgraceful comment/gallows humour*

*delete as applicable based on political leaning

I just don't like the KKK. Soz.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

I was gonna write I think he’s a prize a knob but I’m not sure anyone could have handled this crisis in the states

You're right. He is a knob, but even king Kong, who is real, wouldn't have suggested bleach. That's because he can't talk.
....or can he ?

 

[shmmeee]

I just don't like the KKK. Soz.

Always with the edgy comments you.

 

[wingy]

It's not a look away moment is it?
Giving the autonomous territory of Greenland an aid package and opening up a consulate.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

It's not a look away moment is it?
Giving the autonomous territory of Greenland an aid package and opening up a consulate.

But also not something to be ignored. That package is because the Arctic will become the new Middle East - loads of resources just waiting to be exploited. At a time when we're trying to stave off a climate crisis allowing the US more of a say in an area like this isn't good news.

If it was just a barren land of ice and snow it'd be getting fuck all.

 

[skybluetony176]

Apparently it was sarcasm then.

 

[chiefdave]

The Onion ... from March 25th

 

[ajsccfc]

If he's claiming sarcasm that means he's fucking about with something while thousands of 'his people' die of it. He's as skilled at saving face as he is at science

 

[Sick Boy]

Revealed: leader of group peddling bleach as coronavirus 'cure' wrote to Trump this week

 

[skybluetony176]

If he's claiming sarcasm that means he's fucking about with something while thousands of 'his people' die of it. He's as skilled at saving face as he is at science

Gallows humour is all about the timing.

 

[skybluetony176]

Revealed: leader of group peddling bleach as coronavirus 'cure' wrote to Trump this week

Apparently Gus Portokalos has just been appointed by Trump as an advisor in charge of finding a cure.

 

[skybluetony176]

Apparently he no longer likes Piers Morgan. Strange times.

 

[skybluetony176]

New York sees spike in disinfectant exposure cases following Trump's dangerous coronavirus treatment musings

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Apparently he no longer likes Piers Morgan. Strange times.

Two days and he'll bring up the fake pictures so he's part of the Fake News Media. Give it a week and he'll say he's never heard of him.

 

[skybluetony176]

Apparently Trump Jr has suggested that Hillary Clinton is responsible for the poisoning of Jeffrey Epstein.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Apparently Trump Jr has suggested that Hillary Clinton is responsible for the poisoning of Jeffrey Epstein.

But they've kind of been flirting with that for a while. They need a distraction so make a bit more it.

 

[clint van damme]

Just to be clear, all the people on this forum who were praising trump, can you confirm whether or not you were doing it sarcastically?!

 

[shmmeee]

Apparently Trump Jr has suggested that Hillary Clinton is responsible for the poisoning of Jeffrey Epstein.

Didn’t he hang himself (get hanged)?

 

[clint van damme]

Didn’t he hang himself (get hanged)?

That's what she wants you to.think

 

[BodicoteSkyBlue]

Didn’t he hang himself (get hanged)?

Yep, hung himself with a poisoned rope.

 

[skybluetony176]

I see Trump has done one of these regarding his latest Coronavirus cure

 

[Otis]

Trump is such a liar.

Now trying to make out that the disinfectant comment was in fact sarcasm.

What bullshit. He clearly meant it. Anyone can watch the VT and clearly see that.

Unbelievable he is in charge of the world's most powerful nation.

 

[Grendel]

Trump is such a liar.

Now trying to make out that the disinfectant comment was in fact sarcasm.

What bullshit. He clearly meant it. Anyone can watch the VT and clearly see that.

Unbelievable he is in charge of the world's most powerful nation.

Latest polls in key states show Biden ahead in key swing states but at only half the levels Clinton was at this time in 2016

What will hamper trump is no rallies. He will want to get the campaign rallies going as they start to make a difference - Biden should be miles ahead really - but isn’t

 

[Otis]

Latest polls in key states show Biden ahead in key swing states but at only half the levels Clinton was at this time in 2016

What will hamper trump is no rallies. He will want to get the campaign rallies going as they start to make a difference - Biden should be miles ahead really - but isn’t

What a terrible choice to go up against Trump.

It's almost like the Democrats want to lose.

 

[clint van damme]

Latest polls in key states show Biden ahead in key swing states but at only half the levels Clinton was at this time in 2016

What will hamper trump is no rallies. He will want to get the campaign rallies going as they start to make a difference - Biden should be miles ahead really - but isn’t

How the fuck the democrats have came up with a candidate worse that trump is truly astonishing.

 

[shmmeee]

How the fuck the democrats have came up with a candidate worse that trump is truly astonishing.

He’s not worse than Trump, that’s nonsense. It’s just Bernie bros spouting alt right talking points again like they did with Clinton.

There’s what? One woman claiming sexual assault from twenty years ago and that’s it. In what way is that worse than Trump?

 

[tisza]

He’s not worse than Trump, that’s nonsense. It’s just Bernie bros spouting alt right talking points again like they did with Clinton.

There’s what? One woman claiming sexual assault from twenty years ago and that’s it. In what way is that worse than Trump?

Trump will spin it that his 30 odd claims/cases/complaints makes him a bigger man than Biden (and some rednecks will accept it)

 

[Otis]

He’s not worse than Trump, that’s nonsense. It’s just Bernie bros spouting alt right talking points again like they did with Clinton.

There’s what? One woman claiming sexual assault from twenty years ago and that’s it. In what way is that worse than Trump?

Nope, but he seems a very poor choice of candidate to go up against Trump.

He cannot be the best Democratic candidate out there surely, can he?

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

I wonder if Biden will choose Sanders as running mate? Could be a smart move to appeal to Bernie's demographics.

 

[shmmeee]

I wonder if Biden will choose Sanders as running mate? Could be a smart move to appeal to Bernie's demographics.

Rumour is it’ll be a BAME woman like Kamala Harris. I like the Michelle Obama fanfic as well but that ain’t gonna happen. He needs to solidify black support.

Still think Trump will win, but this crisis has made it a little less certain IMO.