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[skybluetony176]

Oh dear. The pitchforks will be out for him. Why does he hate his country so much.

 

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[Ring Of Steel]

Grenners has to go to lidl, he'll be around later to say that.

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Lidl had trampolines in stock near me yesterday, you'd have thought they were giving out free tenners, the queue was enormous

 

[wingy]

It has it's uses. Boris didn't realise he was being used so Labour could launch an attack on increasing the nhs surcharge without exempting NHS employees which.means the are charging foreign born nhs staff even more to us the nhs they work for.



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Richie's baby .

Edit:-. Osborne's initiative , Javid's increase .
Richie's obligation to deliver .

 

[skybluetony176]

Don’t think promising 25k track and tracers is a bad thing by the end of the month, unless you want to put a negative spin on it

Aside from being too little too late and the government setting itself yet another target to miss you’re right, it’s very positive.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Not seen a “this thread isn’t representative of society as a whole” today. Everyone ok?

He's been a bit busier running an embarrassing Twitter parody-though last post on that is 8th May. Think he gave up when the bites stopped coming

 

[David O'Day]

Aside from being too little too late and the government setting itself yet another target to miss you’re right, it’s very positive.

Be positive

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[skybluetony176]

Yeah it shouldn’t have happened, they both should of be prioritised

Fair play to you Dom at least you’re making a go at defending them. Even Grendull has abandoned you after spending so much time and effort grooming you.

 

[skybluetony176]

Are you confident they will actually achieve that? Remember Hancock promising to “test 100,000 people per day” by the end of April? Here's the figures for May:

Still not close to the 100,000 a day let alone the 200,000 a day Johnson promised by the end of May.

He gives the impression he is making it up as he goes along, giving any answer that will take the pressure off him. Today he has promised huge pay rises to NHS staff despite the Treasury talking about public sector pay freezes, which one do we believe?

I think it’s a form of Tourette’s. Can’t explain himself so just throws a random number out in hope that the original question goes away. I apologise in advance to anyone who has Tourette’s, it is of course a genuine condition and I don’t think for one minute Boris has it, he’s just a fuckwit.

 

[hill83]

You've lost me with that one

Deflecting. Ruins it when you have to explain it though. Thanks.

 

[Skybluefaz]

When you do analyse the content...

 

[skybluetony176]

Deflecting. Ruins it when you have to explain it though. Thanks.

You should just use the Wonder Woman one. Even if you don’t get it it’s always worth looking at.

 

[Grendel]

Pouting out a fact OMG

Facts on here are pointless. You are like King Canute against a forum tide of froth

Of course outside in the real world the tidal wave is not even a trickle in the worlds oceans

 

[hill83]

Facts on here are pointless. You are like King Canute against a forum tide of froth

Of course outside in the real world the tidal wave is not even a trickle in the worlds oceans

BINGO

 

[wingy]

Richie's baby .

It's incredible that Theresa's Home Secretary dogma still prevails
From Cameron's Pship the Chancellor Osborne introduced this scheme and Javid decided he'd double Richy tasked with delivery

Think Boris would benefit from some home studying as well .
Think we're talking much less than £900M to scrap this nauseas scheme .

 

[Grendel]

BINGO

I thought I’d throw a cheap one out there

 

[hill83]

I thought I’d throw a cheap one out there

Much appreciated

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

will be. a queue all down the M69

....and litter strewn down every fucking grass verge....

I reckon its time to make drive-thru & take-out customers bring their own crockery & cutlery.....and if they forget, just dump the hot grub & drinks in their lap.

 

[David O'Day]

BINGO

He doesn't even understand the Cnut tide story.

Cnut knew he couldn't stop the tide but wanted to show that god was all powerful.

Fucking idiot grendal

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[David O'Day]

Basically the Cnut tide analogy would only work as Grenners wanted if Cnut had actually in the story thought he could stop the incoming tide.

I blame the schools

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[chiefdave]

When you do analyse the content...

Its amazing how quickly the 'facts' presented at PMQs, or the daily briefings for that matter, fall apart under the slightest scrutiny,.

Hard to believe that this level of incompetence is possible so you have to assume they throw these 'facts' out knowing more people will hear the lie than will hear the correction.

We desperately need an MP code of conduct where there is some sort of consequence for what is basically outright lying.

 

[Grendel]

I like it when someone uses Wiki and tries to sound clever especially when quoting an alternate spelling from wiki to sound amazingly intelligent - still spelling my name wrong and not understanding that all he’s doing is an anagram competition to describe himself

 

[fernandopartridge]

....and litter strewn down every fucking grass verge....

I reckon its time to make drive-thru & take-out customers bring their own crockery & cutlery.....and if they forget, just dump the hot grub & drinks in their lap.

I'd put a 100% surcharge on the cost of it tbh, i have thought this for a long time. I'd do the same for the 'shit in a tray' places, especially ones using those vile polystyrene trays.

 

[David O'Day]

Its amazing how quickly the 'facts' presented at PMQs, or the daily briefings for that matter, fall apart under the slightest scrutiny,.

Hard to believe that this level of incompetence is possible so you have to assume they throw these 'facts' out knowing more people will hear the lie than will hear the correction.

We desperately need an MP code of conduct where there is some sort of consequence for what is basically outright lying.

That would make the surcharge 4500 a year.

Boris doesn't do details.

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[Brighton Sky Blue]

Its amazing how quickly the 'facts' presented at PMQs, or the daily briefings for that matter, fall apart under the slightest scrutiny,.

Hard to believe that this level of incompetence is possible so you have to assume they throw these 'facts' out knowing more people will hear the lie than will hear the correction.

We desperately need an MP code of conduct where there is some sort of consequence for what is basically outright lying.

As long as parliamentary privilege exists then no chance

 

[Grendel]

I'd put a 100% surcharge on the cost of it tbh, i have thought this for a long time. I'd do the same for the 'shit in a tray' places, especially ones using those vile polystyrene trays.

One place printed the reg number in the trays I didn’t bet it at first but it’s to identify the culprits - clever idea

 

[SeaSeeEffCee]

I like it when someone uses Wiki and tries to sound clever especially when quoting an alternate spelling from wiki to sound amazingly intelligent - still spelling my name wrong and not understanding that all he’s doing is an anagram competition to describe himself

Can't have anyone else encroaching on your niche of constantly trying to sound really clever

 

[David O'Day]

As long as parliamentary privilege exists then no chance

That only protects from libel.

Misleading the house is still against Erskine may and the ministerial code.

I think he genuinely doesn't have a clue about his own policies and just pulled a number from the air

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[David O'Day]

Can't have anyone else encroaching on your niche of constantly trying to sound really clever

He's upset because he's thick as mince.

Why wiki the story of Cnut and the tide. It's famous supposed part of English history and was taught at school. He's crying because he is thick.

Also I'm calling him Grenners on purpose.

I look forward to his next analogy about how Alfred under cooked the cakes.



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[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Lidl had trampolines in stock near me yesterday, you'd have thought they were giving out free tenners, the queue was enormous

Fucking lethal contraptions.....and I thought they were trying to protect the NHS...

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Can't have anyone else encroaching on your niche of constantly trying to sound really clever

Plot twist, G used Wiki to see if David was wrong

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

That only protects from libel.

Misleading the house is still against Erskine may and the ministerial code.

I think he genuinely doesn't have a clue about his own policies and just pulled a number from the air

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That may be his best defence

 

[David O'Day]

Plot twist, G used Wiki to see if David was wrong

He likely did as he was misunderstanding the Cnut story.

Little secret though the tide incident almost certainly didn't happen as there are no contemporary accounts of it.

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[David O'Day]

That may be his best defence

Yep the I'm not a liar I'm just incompetent defence

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[Grendel]

Plot twist, G used Wiki to see if David was wrong

It wasn’t really difficult was it as he just googles statements and quotes them as his own

 

[Grendel]

Can't have anyone else encroaching on your niche of constantly trying to sound really clever

Blimey look whose shown up what a coincidence