BackRoomRummermill
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mark82
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Found the one about hoping it is Covid because it's unlikely to kill him quite harrowing.
Nick
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Trying to think of a suitable name we could rename Off Topic in his memory. The Fellatio Martinez Memorial Garden or something. Hard to capture his sense of humour and not be over the top not safe for work though
Fellatio Fields? The FM Wankery?
Yeah that's what I have been thinking of
Happy for as many suggestions as possible Porkchophill
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RIP
skyblueinBaku
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So sad. He was 'one of our own'. RIP.
Danceswithhorses
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RIP Fellatio...sadly gone, but not forgotten
shmmeee
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Yeah that's what I have been thinking of
It’s got to have swearing in really, could we asterisk out the naughty words? The Fellatio Martinez Memorial Board for C**ty Old F**ckers.
I’m going to read his old posts for inspiration.
Nick
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Hmm, could put it as "The Fellatio Martinez Memorial Board" or something like that and then something funny in the description
eastwoodsdustman
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How about the Elegant masturbation rooms?Hmm, could put it as "The Fellatio Martinez Memorial Board" or something like that and then something funny in the description
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Onanism, if you want it a little more oblique.
Houchens Head
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I know he liked to review movies, so how about an anagram of his username? Alternate Film Ozi (couldn't work ozi into it!) Anyone help out?
JulianDarbyFTW
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Firstly, I'm saddened to hear the news. It's always upsetting when one of our own pass, but when it's a name you see regularly and was someone who made you chuckle, it hits a little harder.
Secondly, the best I can do with the anagram is 'A real tit film zone'. That does make it sound like it's a specialist site for mucky films though.
larry_david
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I remember reading his Irish banshee weird experience on Xmas eve. Completely freaked me out.
matesx
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Yeah that story still gives me the creeps.
BackRoomRummermill
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link it please if someone can
torchomatic
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Terrible news. RIP.
larry_david
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I dunno how to be clever with quoting across boards but this is the story from the paranormal experiences thread around Xmas time
I've never seen a ghost as such but had a unexplained pants shitting experience when I was about 16.
As a family we'd go to Ireland in the summer to visit our family in remote countryside in Co.Tyrone. We'd stay in a bungalow that was owned by our grandfather but was lying empty for years since his mother passed away there.
One night around 1am when everyone was asleep, me and my brother were outside the backdoor throwing knives into a tree that was in the garden. It was a mild pitch black starry summers night with the only light coming from the moon. There wasn't another house for at least 5 miles.
Everything was fine until I noticed a faint strange sound in the distance. It sounded like a woman laughing. I looked at my brother with a WTF expression as this sound emanated from the black wilderness.
"It's a cat, it must be a cat or a fox or something" we said and carried on throwing terribly at the tree. Then we heard what sounded like something in a great deal of pain howling, it was distant enough for us not to be too alarmed but we were slightly unnerved and I suggested we go inside to watch some TV but my brother insisted that we carry on.
We were over by the tree looking in the grass for the knife which had missed it's target when all of a sudden the sound became louder and closer. It was like a mixture of cackling and screaming, a god awful blood curdling sound. We spun around to look at each other, our faces were drained of blood and we sped towards the kitchen door. The sound was now approaching us at high speed and it felt as if it was after us. We ran inside, and fumbled to lock the door. The sound then reached a crescendo and the door handle rattled as if something tried to open it.
There was then absolute silence and we just stood in the kitchen shitting ourselves for hours until it became light around 3:30.
I have absolutely no idea to this day what it was. We told our grandad and he flippantly said "Aye, that was the banshee".
Me and my brother still talk about it to this day almost 20 years later.
Certainly freaked me out. I like many knew FM from the gmk days. Really sad news
I've never seen a ghost as such but had a unexplained pants shitting experience when I was about 16.
As a family we'd go to Ireland in the summer to visit our family in remote countryside in Co.Tyrone. We'd stay in a bungalow that was owned by our grandfather but was lying empty for years since his mother passed away there.
One night around 1am when everyone was asleep, me and my brother were outside the backdoor throwing knives into a tree that was in the garden. It was a mild pitch black starry summers night with the only light coming from the moon. There wasn't another house for at least 5 miles.
Everything was fine until I noticed a faint strange sound in the distance. It sounded like a woman laughing. I looked at my brother with a WTF expression as this sound emanated from the black wilderness.
"It's a cat, it must be a cat or a fox or something" we said and carried on throwing terribly at the tree. Then we heard what sounded like something in a great deal of pain howling, it was distant enough for us not to be too alarmed but we were slightly unnerved and I suggested we go inside to watch some TV but my brother insisted that we carry on.
We were over by the tree looking in the grass for the knife which had missed it's target when all of a sudden the sound became louder and closer. It was like a mixture of cackling and screaming, a god awful blood curdling sound. We spun around to look at each other, our faces were drained of blood and we sped towards the kitchen door. The sound was now approaching us at high speed and it felt as if it was after us. We ran inside, and fumbled to lock the door. The sound then reached a crescendo and the door handle rattled as if something tried to open it.
There was then absolute silence and we just stood in the kitchen shitting ourselves for hours until it became light around 3:30.
I have absolutely no idea to this day what it was. We told our grandad and he flippantly said "Aye, that was the banshee".
Me and my brother still talk about it to this day almost 20 years later.
Certainly freaked me out. I like many knew FM from the gmk days. Really sad news
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BackRoomRummermill
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I was not on GMK only on the old telegraph forum
BackRoomRummermill
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Where is baldy from telegraph forum lol
BackRoomRummermill
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A serious question was FM from the BAME community ? Given the proven terrible stat on C19 and how it has been effecting BAME group of folk
Nick
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I don't think so but FP can probably confirm.
Johnnythespider
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Fella titi ram zone
steveo1987
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It was great fun on there.
mark82
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No, he wasn't. He lives out in Northern Ireland. Think he must've been one of the youngest to die out there.
And even more bonkers than on here at times thanks to the likes of FM
eedyut
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Unbelievably tragic. Blessings to his loved ones.
I've never been one to post much but he always was a stirring chap on the various boards over the years. Always armed with a razor quip and a compelling take on all sorts, with a bit of dark humour for good measure. I especially dug his film recommendations, never a dud. His jib was always cut well. It really is quite numbing.
Top man, will be missed. Rest easy fella.
I've never been one to post much but he always was a stirring chap on the various boards over the years. Always armed with a razor quip and a compelling take on all sorts, with a bit of dark humour for good measure. I especially dug his film recommendations, never a dud. His jib was always cut well. It really is quite numbing.
Top man, will be missed. Rest easy fella.
Sky_Blue_Dreamer
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Trying to think of a suitable name we could rename Off Topic in his memory. The Fellatio Martinez Memorial Garden or something. Hard to capture his sense of humour and not be over the top not safe for work though
Fellatio Fields? The FM Wankery?
Well it'd be for all the blowhards and suckers on this forum!
fernandopartridge
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No he wasn't, not that it is of any relevance to a thread that is supposed to be in tribute to him
Sky_Blue_Dreamer
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First match of the season on the match day thread when it gets to his age (30-odd this thread seems to say but someone might be able to know more exactly) can we have a minute's 'virtual' applause using :emoji_clap:?