Sponsoring a Player - Fellatio Martinez (9 Viewers)
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MatthewWallis
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I’m not sure the club would allow that username to be used to be honest
JulianDarbyFTW
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Could just go for 'sponsored by Martinez' then. More family friendly.
Johnnythespider
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Or just the first initial F Martinez, those who know would know
Good idea Nick
Good idea Nick
BornSlippySkyBlue
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Treading carefully due to the sensitive nature of the thread, but there’s a joke in there somewhere...
In all seriousness, I think an attempt should be made to use his username wherever possible, it was how most of us knew him anyway and any success in getting ‘Fellatio’ into print or other media (Clive...) would make him piss his posthumous ring. Although his partner may not agree, so there’s that I guess.
Skyblueweeman
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Yeah maybe check with his partner first I guess but I'd be up for chipping in.
Nick
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Might be one for @fernandopartridge as he was in touch with his partner?
I think if we could even get his avatar in the programs as well he would find that hilarious!
I think if we could even get his avatar in the programs as well he would find that hilarious!
Skyblueweeman
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That would be good! Nice idea Nick.
CovInEssex
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Has he died?
Skyblueweeman
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Unfortunately yes. He passed away from Coronavirus recently. There's a thread on it. Shouldn't be too far down the list if you have a look...think it was simply titled Fellatio Martinez.
CovInEssex
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Jesus. Must of missed it. How very sad.
Skyblueweeman
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I know right. Some nice tributes on the thread. Nice when you consider the majority won't have met him.
Sky_Blue_Dreamer
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mark82
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Yeah, not kidding. Was relatively young too, probably mid 30's.
Nick
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Have asked for a list of player shirts available.
www.ccfc.co.uk
Last year it was £100, have asked for pricing for this year but thinking if anybody wanted to chip in. Could then donate the signed shirt to the family zone to raffle off at the Christmas Party or somehow raffle it for the Season Ticket Fund?
Player Kit Sponsorship
Player Kit Sponsorship packages are now available for the 2019/20 season!
www.ccfc.co.uk
Last year it was £100, have asked for pricing for this year but thinking if anybody wanted to chip in. Could then donate the signed shirt to the family zone to raffle off at the Christmas Party or somehow raffle it for the Season Ticket Fund?
CJ_covblaze
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That’s a nice idea. Who’s collecting the cash?
Warwickhunt
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could use mine i suppose!
capel & collindridge
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BJ_covblaze?
BornSlippySkyBlue
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Or maybe “IfYouLikeFellatioDon’tGetMarried Martinez”?
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Deleted member 5849
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Family zone restricts first name to initial, for sure!Have asked for a list of player shirts available.
Player Kit Sponsorship
Player Kit Sponsorship packages are now available for the 2019/20 season!
Last year it was £100, have asked for pricing for this year but thinking if anybody wanted to chip in. Could then donate the signed shirt to the family zone to raffle off at the Christmas Party or somehow raffle it for the Season Ticket Fund?
The Reverend Skyblue
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I'll chip in Nick
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Be nice if we could get most of the first team squad done 
Sky_Blue_Dreamer
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Be nice if we could get most of the first team squad done
If there were that many people involved would we have to change it to Bukkake Martinez?
ms639
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eastwoodsdustman
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I’m in too. Could we get a sky blues talk one done too?
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Deleted member 5849
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Just have a team full of Martinezes!
Or do an acrostic. Each player spells out Fellatio.
Nick
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Right then, have managed to get a first team player's away shirt thanks to the club being really helpful!
Now, Fellatio is not going to be allowed in there sadly but the club are open to other plays on words that may help get around it.
I am thinking B.J. Martinez & Foo Fighter
I said that I would send the list of suggestions over and they will pick the most risky one they can allow!
Now, Fellatio is not going to be allowed in there sadly but the club are open to other plays on words that may help get around it.
I am thinking B.J. Martinez & Foo Fighter
I said that I would send the list of suggestions over and they will pick the most risky one they can allow!
Liquid Gold
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The club is so good these days.
Nick
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Obviously they have to be careful, people will be advertising their businesses so might get funny if above them is the word "Fellatio" but they might be able to wangle a B.J. in.
So the more suggestions the better, if they can be disguised as well then bonus!
If there's a signed shirt from the player, we can give it to the family zone to raffle off to raise funds or the ST fund?
So the more suggestions the better, if they can be disguised as well then bonus!
If there's a signed shirt from the player, we can give it to the family zone to raffle off to raise funds or the ST fund?
Warwickhunt
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use my handle Nick! LOLYeah I am just waiting for an email about player availability and a price.
I will just ask them straight and explain, say it needs to be borderline but what can we get away with
JulianDarbyFTW
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Therr must be a play on the name Isaac that we can do - like Isaac Cok, or Isaac A. Nob.