Gareth Barry (9 Viewers)

[Robinsboy]

Not a rumour, only a question. What do you think getting him in on a 2 year contract and doing some coaching/playing?

 

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[AStonesThrow]

Not a rumour, only a question. What do you think getting him in on a 2 year contract and doing some coaching/playing?

Would want high wages still id imagine. Doesn’t fit our business model either really Cos I don’t think he’d play much if at all

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Would prefer Cathy Barry

 

[Otis]

Or Barry off EastEnders

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Or Barry off EastEnders

But with Cathy you get 2 up front

 

[rhino1002]

Would prefer Cathy Barry

i had to google her name but can see the appeal
she would be great "upfront"

 

[Otis]

But with Cathy you get 2 up front

Maybe, but have you seen EastEnders Barry's tackle?

 

[rhino1002]

Im sure Cathy would be better than Barry when we have to come from behind

 

[cc84cov]

He was shit in his prime no thanks

 

[1ccfc]

Could go for Harvey Price, heard he’s a prolific dribbler...

All for banter but I think as a forum we're better than this! I'm sure no harm intended but this is a bit low.

 

[AStonesThrow]

All for banter but I think as a forum we're better than this! I'm sure no harm intended but this is a bit low.

Very good point, scraping the barrel there. Genuinely no harm intended, just my Frankie Boyle/Jimmy Carr sense of humour coming out. Sorry if I offended anyone!

 

[superskyblue]

He was shit in his prime no thanks

650 Premier League appearances and 50 England caps says he wasn't.

 

[SlowerThanPlatt]

Usually would be against signing ex good players but Barry is one I’d make an exception for if he would even consider us, kept himself in top shape

 

[Legia Sky Blue]

He's 39 years old now! Why only give him a 2 year contract? Let's get him signed up for 3 or 4 years so can get some sell on value.

 

[cc84cov]

650 Premier League appearances and 50 England caps says he wasn't.

He was shit

 

[SlowerThanPlatt]

He was shit

If he played for us in his prime he would likely be our best player ever

 

[GaryMabbuttsLeftKnee]

He was shit

Jesus wept. I assume you think every one of our players is really, really shit then?


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[Johnnythespider]

Or Barry off EastEnders

He could show Kelly his meat bunker

 

[NortonSkyBlue]

He was shit in his prime no thanks

Yes, an England regular, a premier league record appearance holder. Cretin.

 

[Martin180]

He was shit

Put down the pipe and step back from the keyboard

 

[cc84cov]

Yes, an England regular, a premier league record appearance holder. Cretin.

Still shit

 

[Hobo]

Or Barry off EastEnders

Perhaps Barry could become our feeder club.

 

[SlowerThanPlatt]

Still shit

Do you not mean unspectacular?

 

[Woolly68]

True story. My two best mates are called Gareth and Barry. Barry is a keen Leeds fan. The other day me and Barry were discussing Gareth and I said to him “What do you think of Gareth, Barry?“ To which he replied ............

 

[no_loyalty]

No thanks, good player back in the day (at Villa) but far too old for our squad, would be the same as the Doyle scenario.

 

[Tommo1993]

Another laughable suggestion. Wonder who’s next!

 

[cc84cov]

Do you not mean unspectacular?

Just winding these easy biters up mate

 

[Otis]

Salty snowflakes, the lot of them.

 

[Briles]

Id literally rather shit in my hands and clap whilst inhaling

 

[Speedies_Chips]

Just winding these easy biters up mate

Or back tracking more like.

 

[Briles]

Or back tracking more like.

Same person who would put a fishing emoji when someone makes them look a plank under the guise of "winding people up"

 

[Otis]

Id literally rather shit in my hands and clap whilst inhaling

Unless you have four hands, I don't think that is physically possible to be quite honest.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

but this is a bit low.

Probably like Cathy Barry's tits nowadays

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[no_loyalty]

Gareth Barry has now retired from professional football.

 

[hamil99]

Gareth Barry has now retired from professional football.

Ripe for us to sign him on a 4yr deal at 10k a week then.