The Christmas 2020 thread (13 Viewers)

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Post songs ,clips and crap jokes here

 

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[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

My wife wants something silk for Christmas so I’m getting her a gallon of emulsion

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Santa went speed dating, he pulled a cracker

 

[clint van damme]

My wife wants something silk for Christmas so I’m getting her a gallon of emulsion

woman walks into a record shop and askes, "have you got jingle bells on a 12 inch".
The fella says, "I've got dangling balls on a ten inch".
She replies, "that's not a record".
The fella says, "no, but it's pretty impressive".

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

The doors on my Jehovah’s Witness advent calendar won’t open

 

[robofcov]

Want to avoid your boss talking to you at this years Christmas party........put him on mute

 

[It’sabatch87]

 

[Houchens Head]

I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what the daft bastard wants with an ex box I'll never know.

 

[Houchens Head]

 

[Houchens Head]

 

[Sbarcher]

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Cristmas Eve.....

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Christmas quiz question
Whoever gets it right can set the next one

Name the 3 wise men

 

[Houchens Head]

Christmas quiz question
Whoever gets it right can set the next one

Name the 3 wise men

 

[Houchens Head]

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Christmas quiz question
Whoever gets it right can set the next one

Name the 3 wise men

Magnum, Jeroboam and Methuselah

 

[clint van damme]

Magnum, Jeroboam and Methuselah

Don't be daft, Tom Sellick wasn't one of the 3 wise men - honestly!

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’ve been asking Santa for 5 minutes under the mistletoe With Sofia vergara for years

Surely as a front line nhs keyworker santa will sort it out this year

 

[LastGarrison]

I’ve been asking Santa for 5 minutes under the mistletoe With Sofia vergara for years

Surely as a front line nhs keyworker santa will sort it out this year

Don’t know how to break it to you.....but he’s been furloughed!

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Well least he didn’t die of Covid so there’s always next year

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Don’t know how to break it to you.....but he’s been furloughed!

I think you mean

furloughhohoed

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Don't be daft, Tom Sellick wasn't one of the 3 wise men - honestly!

Sorry. How dim of me.

The other one was obviously Jim Rockford.

 

[wingy]

Haha this thread is a nice pick me up

 

[Philosoraptor]

The obligatory Xmas tune.



Anyway, these wise men. How wise can you be when someone tells you to follow a star and you follow it; and for how long? 'till it stops of course!

Might as well have another one.

 

[wingy]

The obligatory Xmas tune.



Anyway, these wise men. How wise can you be when someone tells you to follow a star and you follow it; and for how long? 'till it stops of course!

Might as well have another one.

Haha

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

I think you mean

furloughhohoed

Has someone been pulling their Christmas crackers early this year?

 

[CCFCSteve]

I’ll keep it clean (some of the filth I receive may cause offence)...

 

[CCFCSteve]

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Has someone been pulling their Christmas crackers early this year?

Nah that’s a BSB original

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I used to look after his great grandson

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

They’ve butchered the greig piano sketch on you tube

 

[Houchens Head]