Funny and rude names thread (3 Viewers)

[Covkid1968#]

I deal with Oracle’s support team in India and the 2 guys who manage our contract are Dickshit and Hardshit.

worked with a Pooja Pantz whilst she was studying in Cov. I ran a training session and had to introduce her as she was presenting to a group of academics....it was all very stressful

 

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[Houchens Head]

I love messing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys.
"My name is Perry, not Terry. With a ‘P’ as in Pterodactyl."

 

[Kneeza]

I always thought that Grimmett's was an apposite name for a funeral director.

 

[Kneeza]

An old mate of mine ran a Jazz trio in Cov and the surrounds back in the sixties, seventies, and eighties (Paul Knight Trio). They had several regular 'dinner dance' type gigs around the area; one being at Danny la Rue's Walton Hall Hotel. Danny's partner at the time was an Australian pianist called Wayne King.
I kid you not.
(I met him. Boy, was he, er, flamboyant... Not very popular among others in Danny's retinue either).

 

[Houchens Head]

Duane Pipe - plumber

 

[no_loyalty]

Wayne Kerr

 

[no_loyalty]

Drew Peacock

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

There was a Republican called Randy Baumgardner.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

There was a Republican called Randy Baumgardner.

I always found John Boehner’s name funny to pronounce

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Are you thinking of Rob Da Bank, the Radio 1 DJ? He was a mate of mine when I lived on the Isle of Wight. I used to help run his Music Club in Newport.
Rob da Bank's Music Club | Facebook

No mate it was deffo Atlantic 252 as it was the only station my first car could get

 

[Tommo1993]

Mary Hinges

 

[Razzle Dazzle Dean Gordon]

Willie Stroker

 

[Brylowes]

I know a bloke called Winston Churchill
Had a teacher called Richard Shafting
and knew a bloke called Robin Hood

 

[Sbarcher]

Neville Neville takes some beating.

 

[Sbarcher]

Mary Hinges

And her sister Rusty.

 

[Otis]

Neville Neville takes some beating.

You would like to hope so wouldn't you.

 

[Otis]

I used to work with (all at the same place), Colin Shufflebottom, Joe King, Tommy Trowell and a John Cant snr and John Can't jnr, who I used to call "a couple of Cants"

 

[shmmeee]

Ed Balls always jokes his sister is called Ophelia

 

[ovduk78]

Bradley Walsh giggles at 'Fanny Chmelar' ( Smeller ) - very funny (ITV The Chase - Oct 2011) - YouTube

 

[1nilandwe...]

Mother in law used to work with a lady called Fanny Forrest.
Still makes me giggle.

 

[Otis]

I just looked it up and there are some blokes actually called Clifford Edge.

 

[wingy]

I used to work with (all at the same place), Colin Shufflebottom, Joe King, Tommy Trowell and a John Cant snr and John Can't jnr, who I used to call "a couple of Cants"

Yes we had a right Andy Can't at senior school.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Yes we had a right Andy Can't at senior school.

Had a teacher called Richard Head

 

[bezzer]

Used to work with a woman called Theresa Green.

 

[wingy]

School again.

Elder brother was in a class at school ,there were three lads surnames, Wood, Furnace,Burns.
The saying went put Wood on Furnace and hit Burns.
Which being lads they absolutely did.

 

[Adge]

Neville Neville takes some beating.

Yep-mate at school called Thomas Thomas-obviously Tom Tom for short.

 

[Adge]

Mike Oxlong.
Seymour Butts.
Wilma Dikfit.
Anita Dick.

 

[publican1990]

One of the bigwigs at the International Olympic Committee is called Dick Pound. What's more, this is the cover of a book he wrote...

 

[LastGarrison]

Mate of mine is called Winston Green.

 

[Otis]

A mate of mine has some strange ways.

 

[Kneeza]

I used to live next door to a guy (who was race shop manager at Broadspeed - apropos of nothing at all) called Richard Richards. Preferred to be called Dick. So always known as 'Double Dick'.
I also once worked with a guy called Matt Freeman who changed his surname to Matthews. Which was odd.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

I used to live next door to a guy (who was race shop manager at Broadspeed - apropos of nothing at all) called Richard Richards. Preferred to be called Dick. So always known as 'Double Dick'.
I also once worked with a guy called Matt Freeman who changed his surname to Matthews. Which was odd.

I am in a bit of a quandary on this with the missus wanting a double barrelled surname that would basically repeat my name twice!

 

[Otis]

Dickwad Dickwad?

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Where I used to work someone had the surname Wankling. She evidently didn't get married or else it she would've had a better surname...

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[Otis]

I used to know a Jane Wankling.