Isn’t cod endangered? Or did I imagine that?
Kind of related to this thread... here's a terrible joke.
Dave and his friend Christian are prawns. Dave has always looked at the sharks with envy and told his friend that he wished he were a shark. One day, Cod, a magical fish, overheads him.
"I can grant your wish, Dave." And with a swish of his tail he turns him into a shark. Dave then immediately tries to eat Christian, who flees and hides under a rock.
After a few days, Dave realises that it's not nice being a shark. All the other sea creatures run from him and the other sharks don't like him. As the days turn into weeks he becomes very lonely.
One day, he comes across Cod again and begs him to turn him back into a prawn, which he does.
Dave scuttles off to Christian's rock and asks him to come on out and play with him.
"No way, Dave, you'll eat me!" says Christian.
Dave replies, "No it's OK! I found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian".
Boom boom!