Chris Porter (2 Viewers)

[Reynolds_121]

Signing tomorrow, 210,000 GBP

 

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[mark82]

Says who? I doubt it very much.

 

[Astute]

Signing for Pompey I suppose

 

[Gray]

the fact a fee would be involved rules it out already

 

[mark82]

the fact a fee would be involved rules it out already

That's not true as we have received money in. Whether SISU decide to spend it on fees none of us really know.

 

[welshyccfc]

Signing tomorrow, 210,000 GBP

Source .....? Not heard a thing

 

[Otis]

He's half right.

Following a successful day surgery spell in Univeristy Hospital Coventry, for an in growing toenail, AT decided to sign a bloke called Chris, a porter.

 

[mark82]

That's not true as we have received money in. Whether SISU decide to spend it on fees none of us really know.

Having said that I think there are better players available and I'm not sure he offers anything we cannot get on a free.

 

[Regis87]

Who the fuck is Chris Porter ?

 

[stgeorge1966]

Very much doubt this he signed a 2 year deal at Sheff Utd a couple of months ago!!!!

 

[percy]

Very much doubt this he signed a 2 year deal at Sheff Utd a couple of months ago!!!!

he did as you say sign a new deal a few weeks ago, maybe it was so they could get a little bit of money for him should he leave.

 

[Gray]

That's not true as we have received money in. Whether SISU decide to spend it on fees none of us really know.

of course they wont

 

[ccfcway]

i dont for a second believe this is true, but IF it was, it would be the most underwhelming signing of the summer, and I really couldnt understand how mcpake could go for free and we would end up spending 200k + on this chap. He's not up to standard at all.

 

[skyblueelephant]

Chris Porter is favourite to be the top scorer in League One...

 

[IrishSkyBlue]

again who the fuck is chris porter :thinking about:

 

[mark82]

again who the feck is chris porter :thinking about:

Plays for Sheffield United. Please use Wikipedia!!!

 

[mark82]

Chris Porter is favourite to be the top scorer in League One...

Scored 5 last season. 9 in 44 at Derby. Not a chance in hell. Bookies have just picked the only known Sheffield United striker.

 

[percy]

i think he bagged the goal that got them through to the play off final. other than that i dont know that much about him

 

[SkyBlueBlood]

Isn't he bookies favourite for top scorer this season?

 

[mattylad]

more chance of us signing gail porter

 

[sheehan]

I just made the horrible mistake of google image searching him. I'll no longer be looking up unknown footballers pictures.

 

[nsmxj04]

Aaah a Freddie Eastwood moment I think if we do sign him. Who ever he is.

 

[Sub]

we seem to be linked with everybody we have never heard of !!!! lets hope some of them turn out to be quality signings !!!

 

[TommyZoom]

Plays for Sheffield United. Please use Wikipedia!!!

Wikipedia will probably say he has already signed for us.

 

[mark82]

I'm shocked people haven't heard of him.

 

[Diehard Si]

Well we won't get him and Bruno the Beast.

 

[antineorevolutionery]

I live in Sheffield and saw him play twice last season. My mate is a season ticket holder at Bramall Lane.

Overall consensus is this - he is SHIT.

 

[skyblueman]

Fee???? Not a hope in hell

 

[Moff]

I think I can clear up the confusion.

Apparently a source at the club stated spending 210,000 on crisps ought to (Chris Porter) be enough to pay off the contract of fat Feddy.

 

[ccfcway]

I just made the horrible mistake of google image searching him. I'll no longer be looking up unknown footballers pictures.

i googled gail porter instead

 

[ccfcway]

I'm shocked people haven't heard of him.

me to. He's the usless lump that Sheff Utd fans dont want

 

[skybluegod]

Great to see this rumour come true imp:

 

[skybluedaze]

me to. He's the usless lump that Sheff Utd fans dont want

:laugh: Funny! The bookies have him as favourite to finish League 1 top scorer! :facepalm:

 

[clemy07]

Signing tomorrow, 210,000 GBP

He hasn't signed has he? What is the point in posting lies?