Life's guilty pleasures (6 Viewers)

[Sbarcher]

Try out the new Cadbury's caramel spread..............so delicious.

 

---

[Houchens Head]

Missed this thread first time around. Guilty pleasures eh? Listening to a multitude of Pink Floyd tracks through my headphones whilst consuming as much Jameson whiskey as I can before falling asleep!

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Missed this thread first time around. Guilty pleasures eh? Listening to a multitude of Pink Floyd tracks through my headphones whilst consuming as much Jameson whiskey as I can before falling asleep!

Then you eat you lunch and carry on for the afternoon

 

[Houchens Head]

Then you eat you lunch and carry on for the afternoon

You read me like a book Terry!

 

[skybluedan]

Sometimes when I'm alone and got an erection I like stick a tissue on top and pretend it's a ghost

 

[Nick]

Sometimes when I'm alone and got an erection I like stick a tissue on top and pretend it's a ghost

Casper?

 

[skybluedan]

Casper?

Yeah but my ghost ain't that friendly

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Sometimes when I'm alone and got an erection I like stick a tissue on top and pretend it's a ghost

Scary stuff

 

[tommydazzle]

Sometimes when I'm alone and got an erection I like stick a tissue on top and pretend it's a ghost

Presumably when your ghost gets really excited there is an ectoplasm effect?

 

[tommydazzle]

Singing along to power ballads. Cheesy stuff but you can't beat Toto's Africa or Rosanna.

 

[skybluedan]

Presumably when your ghost gets really excited there is an ectoplasm effect?

No but there fuckin will be now

 

[Nick]

No but there fuckin will be now

Better off with wet wipes.

You don't want the tissue getting sticky. Will be finding bits of tissue for weeks down there

 

[LastGarrison]

Boiled eggs with soldiers

 

[Mcbean]

Missed this thread first time around. Guilty pleasures eh? Listening to a multitude of Pink Floyd tracks through my headphones whilst consuming as much Jameson whiskey as I can before falling asleep!

The emergence of Planet rock playing Pink Floyd has me running for the volume in our house and garage regularly - various digital radios allow me to indulge at odd times of day - particularly when my wife is out and volume is for me only !

 

[richnrg]

Sometimes when I'm alone and got an erection I like stick a tissue on top and pretend it's a ghost

watch out for those 'meddling kids'

 

[skybluedan]

watch out for those 'meddling kids'

Hahahahahaha

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Mince pies with Baileys pouring cream , bloody lovely

 

[LastGarrison]

Just rediscovered toffee Poppets.

Amazing.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Yeah my guilty pleasure is porn and masturbating but got to say it has just got me in a shit loads of trouble with the Mrs.
She was out with the boy at his footy and I had come home from work early so got in my bath put loads of bubbles in there and put the telly on after about 20 minutes decided I would get some porn on (I mean it could of been the bubbles or the phat blunt I had just smoked) I was frolicking ffs, my theory quickly knock one of in some tissue down the bog jobs a good un, well so I thought anyway, just as I'm about to chuck me muck I hear her coming up the stairs so flapped it and sat down and let it loose in the bath ( my bath not there's)
So she opens the door and there is no way she can see me rock on or anything floating about but then she says....
Can he jump in as he's really muddy and don't want to be late for dinner well ffs only me, I said no I'm n the bath go run him one himself and she said I mean after you, well could not let him get in me spunky bath so basically had to tell her I've wanked in there Well fuck me I'm utter scum , evil, broken. All the names

Still so funny!

Sent from my I3113 using Tapatalk

 

[Houchens Head]

Sinking a bottle of the best Claret and having the album "The Wall" by Pink Floyd soothing away life's troubles...… Bliss!

 

[skybluedan]

Still so funny!

Sent from my I3113 using Tapatalk

She told her mum

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

She told her mum

Is that where you've been all this time, in the doghouse?

Sent from my I3113 using Tapatalk

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I assumed sky blue Dan had died in a bath type incident.

 

[Covkid1968#]

Pretending to like Barbara in The Good life when I actually have a thing going on for Margo Leadbetter next door.

 

[Mcbean]

Pretending to like Barbara in The Good life when I actually have a thing going on for Margo Leadbetter next door.

Bigger rack for a start

 

[skybluedan]

Is that where you've been all this time, in the doghouse?

Sent from my I3113 using Tapatalk

I just had a mad few years mate but I been in the background

 

[skybluedan]

I assumed sky blue Dan had died in a bath type incident.

Everything good with you pal

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Everything good with you pal

Not bad at all thank you

 

[Sick Boy]

Laying on a beach after your 3rd IPA and the breeze just taking the edge off the heat.

 

[Mcbean]

Laying on a beach after your 3rd IPA and the breeze just taking the edge off the heat.

In Italy ?

 

[Sick Boy]

In Italy ?

Yes, indeed.

 

[Mcbean]

Yes, indeed.

Where abouts are you ?

 

[Sick Boy]

Where abouts are you ?

Sottomarina, the coastline just below Venice.

 

[Evo1883]

Sottomarina, the coastline just below Venice.

I'm not too far from the Canley or Eastern green coastline.
I imagine we have the same glorious views every morning

 

[Sick Boy]

I'm not too far from the Canley or Eastern green coastline.
I imagine we have the same glorious views every morning

I’m only here for a couple of days, live in Verona