Things that annoy you (61 Viewers)

[Marty]

A pigeon managed to get into our building, he's currently sat up in the rafters shitting on my desk.

 

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[Deleted member 4439]

I'd urge everyone to get covers on their chimney pots. Whether you have a dislike for pigeons or not (and Marty, not making assumptions here!), they do have a tendency to end their lives in lofts, starving to death.

 

[Marty]

I'd urge everyone to get covers on their chimney pots. Whether you have a dislike for pigeons or not (and Marty, not making assumptions here!), they do have a tendency to end their lives in lofts, starving to death.

That's ok, I'll leave him for the rats.

 

[COV]

News stories that make no sense no matter how many times you read them

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

News stories that make no sense no matter how many times you read them

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This is as bizarre as it sounds. He’s a veteran porn star and had started holding shamen like rituals at his gaff where he would give people venom from an exotic toad which brings on hallucinations (along the lines of the ayoaska (sp) retreats people can book in South America). During one “ceremony” a bloke died and now the porn star has been nicked for it.

 

[Skybluefaz]

No brainier.

 

[LastGarrison]

Not being able to get my hands on any venom from exotic toads.

 

[Skybluefaz]

Ed Sheeran

 

[LastGarrison]

Ed Sheeran

Is that you ‘Thinking Out Loud”?

 

[Skybluefaz]

Is that you ‘Thinking Out Loud”?

Is that one of his songs?

 

[publican1990]

Ed Sheeran

 

[Skybluefaz]

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I like it

 

[Marty]

A pigeon managed to get into our building, he's currently sat up in the rafters shitting on my desk.

Managed to get my little buddy out of the building, spent all morning doing that, now he's just hanging around the door looking at me, feel kinda bad, at least he's eating.

 

[ccfc92]

People who walk close the road near to pedestrian crossings, then carry on walking along the pavements.

 

[Sbarcher]

My wife who will always leave plates hanging over the worktop despite loads of space on the worktop. They often get knocked off but she never learns. If I mention it I’m accused of treating her like a child!

 

[ccfc92]

My wife who will always leave plates hanging over the worktop despite loads of space on the worktop. They often get knocked off but she never learns. If I mention it I’m accused of treating her like a child!

Same with people who leave glasses (worse when containing alcohol) in similar positions.

I just can't comprehend the sense behind doing it.

 

[LastGarrison]

My wife who will always leave plates hanging over the worktop despite loads of space on the worktop. They often get knocked off but she never learns. If I mention it I’m accused of treating her like a child!

That picture makes me part nervous, part angry.

I'd get rid of her mate. Only option.

 

[Tommo1993]

What about leaving dirty clothes anywhere but the laundry basket? Scattered about the place, not so bothered if it’s all in a rush and she’s ‘in the mood’. But sometimes she leaves them on the floor right next to the effing basket!

 

[Mcbean]

My wife who will always leave plates hanging over the worktop despite loads of space on the worktop. They often get knocked off but she never learns. If I mention it I’m accused of treating her like a child!

That’s clearly a message to you who loads the dishwasher !

 

[Sbarcher]

That’s clearly a message to you who loads the dishwasher !

Don’t get me started on that! I’m always rearranging the plates, putting the big ones at the back otherwise the spinning arms won’t spin round. While I’m on a rant, why does she always squeeze the toothpaste from the top?

 

[shmmeee]

None of my long term girlfriends have been able to load a dishwasher. Always overfill it piling in as much as can fit and then whining the stuff isn’t clean afterwards.

 

[Blind-Faith]

Don’t get me started on that! I’m always rearranging the plates, putting the big ones at the back otherwise the spinning arms won’t spin round. While I’m on a rant, why does she always squeeze the toothpaste from the top?

The toothpaste one makes my blood boil! It’s not rocket science is it???

 

[Deleted member 4439]

People who walk close the road near to pedestrian crossings, then carry on walking along the pavements.

People who walk with their phones in their face towards the edge of the road, with intention of cross, and only look up to see what's coming when they're at the edge of the road. "Right, you are gonna stop then, I can stop having to monitor you now, rather than run you over".

 

[Deleted member 4439]

None of my long term girlfriends have been able to load a dishwasher. Always overfill it piling in as much as can fit and then whining the stuff isn’t clean afterwards.

People who moan about having a dishwasher and a girlfriend, when I have neither

 

[Deleted member 5849]

People who moan about having a dishwasher and a girlfriend, when I have neither

...but your wife/husband is very pleased about the latter?

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

What about leaving dirty clothes anywhere but the laundry basket? Scattered about the place, not so bothered if it’s all in a rush and she’s ‘in the mood’. But sometimes she leaves them on the floor right next to the effing basket!

I raise you arsehole wives and kids who leave their shoes in the hall at the foot of the stairs when they get back from work/school when the shoe rack (with more than ample free space) is literally two feet away. I’ll divorce them, I will.

 

[Mcbean]

I have the toothpaste one sorted - told her i did'nt like the toothpaste and i will get a different one - as she does'nt like to waste stuff she has had to learn how to get all the tooth paste out as she does'nt like the one i bought surprise surprise and i refused to touch her one !

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

What IS it with women and dishwashers, when they are supposed to be more "spatially aware" than blokes. They all seem to be fucking hopeless. I'm forever having to rearrange stuff to get it all in and washed properly!
And overloading the washing machine - there is a reason the weight limit is written on the front! It doesn't wash stuff properly, you get powder stains on the clothes and it reduces the life of the machine!

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

What IS it with women and dishwashers, when they are supposed to be more "spatially aware" than blokes. They all seem to be fucking hopeless. I'm forever having to rearrange stuff to get it all in and washed properly!
And overloading the washing machine - there is a reason the weight limit is written on the front! It doesn't wash stuff properly, you get powder stains on the clothes and it reduces the life of the machine!

Yeah. My missus just rests lightweight plastic tubs/cups and loose bottle teats etc. on the top shelf. Obviously they will flip up and just get full of filthy water requiring a re-wash. Every fucking time.

 

[Nick]

Cunts with bumbags over their shoulder who think their manbag will make cars bounce off them. Never seen one look both ways when they cross the road.

 

[Blind-Faith]

Organising for my under 9s team presentation night to go bowling tonight , the parents leave it till mid day today to tell me half of them have been pinged so having to cancel last minute , waste of my fucking time

 

[dutchman]

I raise you arsehole wives and kids who leave their shoes in the hall at the foot of the stairs when they get back from work/school when the shoe rack (with more than ample free space) is literally two feet away. I’ll divorce them, I will.

How many pairs of boots does one woman need? I was forever tripping over boots left on the staircase by my housekeeper and told her so in no uncertain terms. She eventually started storing them away where I couldn't see them.

She got her revenge though. After she passed away I reached for a huge carboard box on top of the wardrobe to see what was in it and it started raining boots on my head. It was like a scene from a Laurel and Hardy movie.

 

[shmmeee]

How many pairs of boots does one woman need? I was forever tripping over boots left on the staircase by my housekeeper and told her so in no uncertain terms. She eventually started storing them away where I couldn't see them.

She got her revenge though. After she passed away I reached for a huge carboard box on top of the wardrobe to see what was in it and it started raining boots on my head. It was like a scene from a Laurel and Hardy movie.

I once challenged by ex wife to name every pair of shoes she has (over 50) and any she couldn’t I’d throw out as they were taking over the house.

Bitch got every last one of them.

 

[Mcbean]

We have a shoe shelf at the back door , my wife is incapable of coming in the door swapping shoes and storing them on the shoe shelf ready to go out the next time - currently I kick them into the utility making sure the that tje pairs end up in two different places - ffs it’s not difficult

 

[Sbarcher]

Went out this evening to carry the shopping in from the wife’s car. Just had shorts on and no top. Got a bollocking for behaving like “Shameless”. She can get the shopping in herself next time.