Song creation thread (5 Viewers)

[TwistAndShoutCCFC1987]

After the success of the creative , fan made Callum o’hare song at Barnsley , I thought I’d make a thread incase anyone would like to submit any ideas for songs they may have. If so , maybe this thread could act as a catalyst for more songs as IMO we need more unique and witty songs for our players.

 

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[shmmeee]

What was the O’Hare song at Barnsley?

 

[shmmeee]

If Bright ever gets on the pitch:


Always look on the Bright side of life

 

[lordy_87]

He's magic you know, Amadou Bakayokoooo

 

[TwistAndShoutCCFC1987]

What was the O’Hare song at Barnsley?

To the tune of the Payet song
We’ve got O’hare, Callum O’hare , I just don’t think you understand
We signed him on a free , The Solihull Messi,
We’ve got Callum O’hare

 

[shmmeee]

6 foot 2
In sky blue
Jake Clarke-Salters after you

 

[rob9872]

I refuse to contribute until the SBA finally adopt 'Hyam the one and only' originally suggested by Harry on here

 

[shmmeee]

Waghorny
Waghorny horny horny

 

[shmmeee]

You’ll never beat McFadzean

 

[cc84cov]

Waghorny
Waghorny horny horny

@Greggs needs to pass this one off first

 

[Greggs]

@Greggs needs to pass this one off first

It has to be 20 grand 20 grand Martyn Waghorn. But I'm trying to behave.

 

[rob9872]

He got. The blame.
But we can't pronounce his name
Gyorkores
Gyorkores

 

[shmmeee]

He got. The blame.
But we can't pronounce his name
Gyorkores
Gyorkores

But how would we sing the last two lines?

 

[rob9872]

But how would we sing the last two lines?

In many different ways and mostly wrong

 

[shmmeee]

Need something for Hamer, probably about him fucking up the opposition and a play on “karma” but I’m drawing a blank.

 

[rob9872]

Need something for Hamer, probably about him fucking up the opposition and a play on “karma” but I’m drawing a blank.

In that case you must pronounce him harmer. I've always said haymer. No idea which is right.

 

[cc84cov]

It has to be 20 grand 20 grand Martyn Waghorn. But I'm trying to behave.

Wtf have I just started here

 

[shmmeee]

In that case you must pronounce him harmer. I've always said haymer. No idea which is right.

I switch about half the time. He’s Brazilian so i guess the question is how do you pronounce the a sound in Portuguese.

Could go “Hammer Time” complete with shuffle along the terraces of course.

 

[TwistAndShoutCCFC1987]

Got some lyrics to a mcfadzean song but cannot thing of a tune to sign it to

He’s as solid as sheffield steel,
And his passion it is real ,
His name is kyle mcfadzean and he is gonna stop your team

 

[PurpleBin]

Sure there was a Waghorn song yesterday to the tune of the Fernando Torres one he had at Liverpool.

Coventrys Number 9 I think I heard

 

[TwistAndShoutCCFC1987]

Sure there was a Waghorn song yesterday to the tune of the Fernando Torres one he had at Liverpool.

Coventrys Number 9 I think I heard

There was mate. Couldn’t hear the lyrics but someone on here said it was something to do with him shagging a bird and her now being dead

 

[PurpleBin]

There was mate. Couldn’t hear the lyrics but someone on here said it was something to do with him shagging a bird and her now being dead

Whaaaaa? Haha that sounds mental

 

[TwistAndShoutCCFC1987]

Whaaaaa? Haha that sounds mental

I think it was @pusbccfc but I could be wrong. If so ask him about it. If they are the lyrics i wonder what the back story is

 

[shmmeee]

Moore Moore Moore
How did he save it? How did he save it?
Moore Moore Moore.

 

[GaryMabbuttsLeftKnee]

Sure there was a Waghorn song yesterday to the tune of the Fernando Torres one he had at Liverpool.

Coventrys Number 9 I think I heard

Was gonna ask about this, I’m sure it involved shagging a girl now she’s dead, hit his dick around her head or something. Sounds ridiculous but genuinely think it was along those lines


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[shmmeee]

Fanky Dabo Dabee Daboda Dabee Dabo

to the tune of I’m Blue

 

[shmmeee]

I’m gonna get one for every starter if it kills me or gets me banned

 

[shmmeee]

Ian Maatsen is a tough one.

 

[Hobo]

If Bright ever gets on the pitch:


Always look on the Bright side of life

Or even if he doesn't

 

[pusbccfc]

I think it was @pusbccfc but I could be wrong. If so ask him about it. If they are the lyrics i wonder what the back story is

Yep, same as they used to sing for Reda Johnson. All about tucking his 'cock into his sock' and shagging a bird until 'she's dead'.

Dreadful.

 

[shmmeee]

Got it!

Carry on Ian Maatsen
We will score when you are done

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Ian Maatsen is a tough one.

5 foot 2, eyes of blue, Ian Maatsen's after you

 

[Tommo1993]

Ahhh, freak out! Ben Sheaf, nice quiff.

But it would have to be pronounced ‘queef’…

 

[shmmeee]

Ahhh, freak out! Ben Sheaf, nice quiff.

But it would have to be pronounced ‘queef’…

That’s a whole different word with a very different meaning…

 

[Tommo1993]

That’s a whole different word with a very different meaning…

Precisely. Maybe used at midweek fixtures. Can’t be blamed after watershed!