Song creation thread (3 Viewers)

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Sheafs electric
when he gets the ball he’s majestic
he knocks balls you’ve never expected
he runs all the time

I’ve not seen anyone quicker
his quick feet give him a blister
I’d let him shag my sister
aaaany time

I think the first verse is good only maybe third line can be original from the song other than it will be he’s not she’s, “He’s done things we’ve never expected”
Maybe the fourth line could be “his paaassings sublime”

Sheaf’s electric
When he gets the ball he’s majestic
He’s done things we’ve never expected
His paaaassings sublime

He’s Brazilian
He only cost us a million
But we think he’s fucking brilliant
Gustaaaavooo

 

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[operation_premiership]

 

[BigadamL]

He’s here, he’s there, he’s every fucking where, Ben Sheaf, Ben Sheaf! (Little Ted Lasso reference). If you haven’t watched Ted Lasson on Apple TV

 

[LastGarrison]

He’s here, he’s there, he’s every fucking where, Ben Sheaf, Ben Sheaf! (Little Ted Lasso reference). If you haven’t watched Ted Lasson on Apple TV

Ben Sheaf, do do, do do do do
Ben Sheaf, do do, do do do do
Ben Sheaf, do do, do do do do
Ben Sheaf

 

[larry_david]

I'm trying to work a song for Kyle Mcfadzean to the tune of Angels by Robbie Williams.

She won't forsake me, i'm loving angels instead = he is our captain, Kyle Mcfadzean

 

[ceetee]

The basic requirement of a football "song" is that it can be shouted by people who can't sing. That means that complex tunes are a definite no no.

 

[Bertola]

Ben Sheaf, do do, do do do do
Ben Sheaf, do do, do do do do
Ben Sheaf, do do, do do do do
Ben Sheaf

Needs to be Benny Sheaf for it to work

 

[rob9872]

One for the kids from Ottowan:

He is P-A-N-Z-O
He is P-A-N-Z-OhOhOh


I also like that one Boro do (did!) was really loud at their place if not so on Saturday:

Chris Wilder said
He F****** loves Paddy McNair
Oh how words can't describe
Isaiah running down the right-hand side
Crooks' hair is fine
He scores belters all the time
That's why we sing this song
For the Boro all night long
Nah, nah, nah

Our version could be:

Mark Robins said
He F****** loves Callum O'Hare
Oh how words can't describe
Viktor running down the left-hand side
He'll pay Hamer's fine
He scores belters all the time
That's why we sing this song
For the City all night long
Nah, nah, nah

And from Bananarama:

Nah nah nah nah
Kasey Palmer
Hey hey hey
Good buy

I know none of these ever take off from here (Hyam the one and only!), but we'll keep trying and get a chant out one day!

 

[rob9872]

I suppose we'll soon have 'We've got Callum Doyle' once Kelly is making his season cameo in the middle.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

@rob9872
You got a for the Kasey Palmer, Good buy

Like it

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

I love Joshy Eccles (to the Jennifer Eccles tune)

It's not actually a song, I've just decided to come out of the closet.

 

[olderskyblue]

Surprised nobody has put words to monkey man by the specials. Good intro for the drummer, and catchy, easily sang, tune.

 

[pusbccfc]

I suppose we'll soon have 'We've got Callum Doyle' once Kelly is making his season cameo in the middle.

This is the most important song of the season

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Oh Robins do you know what its worth
Kasey Palmer is the best on earth
The silky Jamaican is just what we need
He’s gonna take us to the premier league

 

[TomS91]

Glad all over tune for Palmer as per Man City fans with Guardiola.

Cos we've got, Kasey Palmer
We've got, Kasey Palmer

 

[David O'Day]

There's some absolute war crimes in this thread

 

[Covkid1968#]

Glad all over tune for Palmer as per Man City fans with Guardiola.

Cos we've got, Kasey Palmer
We've got, Kasey Palmer

Yeah…is that a little nod to a past City coming onto the pitch song!!!

 

[Hutch11]

 

[Sbarcher]

He’s simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than Georgie Best
He’s Victor Gykoress
(Sorry if name spelt wrong!)