Chavs, “road men” (6 Viewers)

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

I have had enough of fuckers who think its “hard” to walk around and look for trouble, Im sorry if no one gives a shit but personally Im fed up I see them everywhere in there puffer jackets, speaking like an absolute tool “fam, blood swear down still”. Again apologies if no one gives two fucks just had enough of it!

 

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[Brighton Sky Blue]

Never teach then

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Never teach then

Never crossed my thoughts and I dont think I have the patience for it

 

[skybluetony176]

It always amazes me that it doesn’t matter how many times puffer jackets come back into fashion predominately they’re warn by knob heads.

 

[Tommo1993]

The term ‘road man’ always made me laugh. You’ve just made yourself sound like a pikey or something. Strange attempt at reintroducing bowl cuts too. Who did that to your head?!

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

The term ‘road man’ always made me laugh. You’ve just made yourself sound like a pikey or something.

Thats what they call themselves nowadays

 

[Tommo1993]

Thats what they call themselves nowadays

Road man comin on a mad ting

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Road man comin on a mad ting

I think you have killed me…

 

[Tommo1993]

Used to work with 3 east Londoners. Just trying to remember a load of phrases that made me wince.

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Used to work with 3 east Londoners. Just trying to remember a load of phrases that made me wince.

Run me that ting?

 

[Tommo1993]

Run me that ting?

Guy came over on a moy moy ting, I was like bombaclaaart, blud this guy’s just chattin wass.

(I’m not sure what I’ve just said)

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Guy came over on a moy moy ting, I was like bombaclaaart, blud this guy’s just chattin wass.

(I’m not sure what I’ve just said)

I think just speak jibberish and they will understand ennit famalam blud still

 

[fernandopartridge]

I have had enough of fuckers who think its “hard” to walk around and look for trouble, Im sorry if no one gives a shit but personally Im fed up I see them everywhere in there puffer jackets, speaking like an absolute tool “fam, blood swear down still”. Again apologies if no one gives two fucks just had enough of it!

Hi Dad

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Hi Dad

The DNA test is in….

 

[clint van damme]

The term ‘road man’ always made me laugh. You’ve just made yourself sound like a pikey or something. Strange attempt at reintroducing bowl cuts too. Who did that to your head?!

The term 'pike's always made me laugh. You've just made yourself sound like a roadman or something!

In all seriousness, remember a few years ago getting a call from the school, my son had been in a fight because someone called him a sideman, I didn't have a fucking clue what was going on.

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

The term 'pike's always made me laugh. You've just made yourself sound like a roadman or something!

In all seriousness, remember a few years ago getting a call from the school, my son had been in a fight because someone called him a sideman, I didn't have a fucking clue what was going on.

How is that an insult, I dont even understand time for a quick google search

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[clint van damme]

How is that an insult, I dont even understand time for a quick google search

think it's someone who thinks he's a roadman and tries to hand around with them.
Wasn't too happy about getting a call from the school over it to be honest. I always told him to stand up for himself but that's not really what I considered to be something worth rowing over!

EDIT - The musician related description is its original meaning, that's where the insult originated from.

 

[Nick]

Careful, about 5 of them might stab you when your back is turned

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Careful, about 5 of them might stab you when your back is turned

Well then they are just a wuss if they have to do it to my back

 

[Johnnythespider]

I feel old

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Reminds of that Lenny Henry sketch where he's having a conversation with someone in some sort of Caribbean patois and at the end in a West Country accent goes "No, I can't do this! I haven't got the faintest idea what you're talking about!"

 

[fernandopartridge]

Reminds of that Lenny Henry sketch where he's having a conversation with someone in some sort of Caribbean patois and at the end in a West Country accent goes "No, I can't do this! I haven't got the faintest idea what you're talking about!"

It's the Fast Show, it wasn't Lenny Henry

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

It's the Fast Show, it wasn't Lenny Henry

I'm absolutely sure Lenny Henry did it as well.

 

[Sick Boy]

Got on a train at Birmingham International the other day and there were a few on their speaking in their fake accents, then ones mum called him and he was suddenly speaking in a Midland’s accent hahaha.

 

[Nick]

Got on a train at Birmingham International the other day and there were a few on their speaking in their fake accents, then ones mum called him and he was suddenly speaking in a Midland’s accent hahaha.

Is ittt?
Stilllllllll

 

[Covrock]

Got on a train at Birmingham International the other day and there were a few on their speaking in their fake accents, then ones mum called him and he was suddenly speaking in a Midland’s accent hahaha.

Bit like the Harry Enfield sketches, all talking whatever, then its Hello Mrs Pattinson.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

think it's someone who thinks he's a roadman and tries to hand around with them.
Wasn't too happy about getting a call from the school over it to be honest. I always told him to stand up for himself but that's not really what I considered to be something worth rowing over!

EDIT - The musician related description is its original meaning, that's where the insult originated from.

You’ve just described Ben Mitchell on EastEnders

 

[Skybluefaz]

Reminds of that Lenny Henry sketch where he's having a conversation with someone in some sort of Caribbean patois and at the end in a West Country accent goes "No, I can't do this! I haven't got the faintest idea what you're talking about!"

 

[clint van damme]

didn't realise Felix Dexter was dead.

 

[Skybluefaz]

didn't realise Felix Dexter was dead.

Nor did I until this popped up on Twitter the other day.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Nor me blud

 

[Tea & Busquets]

me n mandem gonna shank yous up run me your crepes they’re mine now wasteman.

(Road man mugging someone for their trainers pretty sure i’ve fucked the words but it’s a hard dialect in my defense)

Bonus: That gyal a piff ting (Pretty woman)

 

[vow]

Road Men? Lays Tarmac and fixes potholes in my experience...

 

[robbiekeane]

embarrassing isn’t it

 

[shmmeee]

me n mandem gonna shank yous up run me your crepes they’re mine now wasteman.

(Road man mugging someone for their trainers pretty sure i’ve fucked the words but it’s a hard dialect in my defense)

Bonus: That gyal a piff ting (Pretty woman)

Why are trainers pancakes?