Invasion.... (6 Viewers)

Briles

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Putins invasion may cover a quarter of the globe, however intelligence suggests the rest is covered by Ben Sheaf.
 

Alan Dugdales Moustache

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I'm as afraid as I have been since the 1980s when we were used as a launchpad for nuclear missiles from greenham common and ads were put out telling us to shelter under a table in the event of an attack. This isn't funny .
 

Briles

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I'm as afraid as I have been since the 1980s when we were used as a launchpad for nuclear missiles from greenham common and ads were put out telling us to shelter under a table in the event of an attack. This isn't funny .

If you can't distinguish a light hearted joke about something serious then that's a character fault of yours, don't tell me what is and isn't funny
 

oscillatewildly

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Its bloody typical that just when the skyblues are about to get promoted to the Premier League that WW3 starts
I think World Wars tend to start in August. Hopefully towards the end of the month allowing us to at least get a couple of games in.
It will show in the records that we were there. Well, that's if the records survive the nuclear holocaust.
 

Alan Dugdales Moustache

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If you can't distinguish a light hearted joke about something serious then that's a character fault of yours, don't tell me what is and isn't funny
Whether it's funny or not is up to the recipient of the so called "joke".

Don't tell me what is or isn't funny.
 

Briles

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As long as you find it funny that's all that matters. You can laugh in the mirror all night long .
Tomorrow you can do dead Ukrainian jokes.

Bless ya. Its a shame you can't see the difference but I won't judge you. Different times
 

Alan Dugdales Moustache

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The amount of people who deliberately ignore context and intent in order to be offended is crazy. It's almost sado masochistic they enjoy it so much.
Quite the opposite. Your joke is shit wholly because of the context.
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
The thing there being 'plus time'

Otherwise 'comedy = tragedy' or 'tragedy = comedy" which isn't true.

Unless it's Shakespeare of course cos I can never tell the bloody difference.
 
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HuckerbyDublinWhelan

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I think World Wars tend to start in August. Hopefully towards the end of the month allowing us to at least get a couple of games in.
It will show in the records that we were there. Well, that's if the records survive the nuclear holocaust.
Sooooo…. We get promoted. Beat Brighton at home at the first game, and season gets abandoned due to nuclear fallout and we stay up on PPG?
 

rob9872

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This thread brings back an old one from memory bank ...

Always ensure you zip up your trousers, otherwise Chernobyl fall-out.

(Hopefully that one isn't too soon :) )
 

rob9872

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you need to Putin more effort than that
I think the effort was there, just lacking timing and quality. More Max Biamou than Tyler Walker 😉
 

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