On a lighter note (2 Viewers)

[robbiethemole]

Someone came up to me today in Asda and said how hot my wife is

Then I remembered I’d locked her in the fucking car!!

 

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[Sky Blue Harry H]

 

[Sbarcher]

In this hot weather you need to be extremely careful to leave your car in the shade and keep the windows open. Failing that it’s best to leave your chocolate in the fridge.

 

[robbiethemole]

For those of us struggling with this hot spell, we should be grateful it’s not snowing.

Can you imagine shovelling snow in this heat?

 

[clint van damme]

Someone came up to me today in Asda and said how hot my wife is

Then I remembered I’d locked her in the fucking car!!

Hope she's OK?

 

[Bad Boy]

Continuing the lighter note theme...

Had the displeasure of eating wasabi nuts the other day. Wtf does anyone see in them? I'd rather lick the rim of our toilet pan. They're pure filth.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

I decided to get some ice-cream out of the freezer, but it had "made with passion" written on it and now I'm very concerned that it's not actually cream...

 

[Johhny Blue]

Continuing the lighter note theme...

Had the displeasure of eating wasabi nuts the other day. Wtf does anyone see in them? I'd rather lick the rim of our toilet pan. They're pure filth.

Not sure why you would lick someone’s nuts but it sounds like you got what you deserved