Things that annoy you (94 Viewers)

[Deleted member 5849]

Misuse of too, to, two.

 

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[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Misuse of too, to, two.

And misuse of a tutu too

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I was politely mugged the other day at the Tesco up the Ricoh . I was putting my shopping in the car and a guy told me he was homeless and could he take the trolley back and have the pound . I said yes as I walked up to the pet shop I noticed another guy with him and they were walking up and down the car park looking for shoppers to target .

 

[vow]

And misuse of a tutu too

Nowt wrong with Desmond.

 

[LastGarrison]

‘Auditors’ who post their shit videos all over Social Media.

What actually is the point of these?

 

[Nick]

What like an accounts auditor?

 

[LastGarrison]

This sort of shit:

 

[LastGarrison]

And the others who go and take videos of Job Centres, Prisons, Old Bill stations etc.

 

[Nick]

What so they just go round being dickheads filming themselves doing it?

Haven't they got a job? Busy fuckers.

 

[LastGarrison]

What so they just go round being dickheads filming themselves doing it?

Haven't they got a job? Busy fuckers.

"Auditing" public buildings.

But yeah essentially being fucking divs for no real reason.

 

[Nick]

What are they auditing about them?

What pests. Surprised they don't get a slap.

 

[LastGarrison]

What are they auditing about them?

What pests. Surprised they don't get a slap.

Fuck knows.

That's what annoys me.

 

[ajsccfc]

A fan who Nick Kyrgios said was "drunk out of her mind" during the Wimbledon final is taking legal action against the Australian tennis player.

Kyrgios, who lost the final to Novak Djokovic in July, said the woman looked "like she has had about 700 drinks" as he complained to the umpire about her.
Anna Palus has now instructed solicitors to bring defamation proceedings against Kyrgios.

She accuses Kyrgios of a "reckless and entirely baseless allegation".

She only had 600 drinks

 

[vow]

ITV's coverage of the EFL Highlights.

Too much talking/punditry in between the short highlights of matches.

Less chat more football.

Plus the adverts, they have too many! First advert is 5 minutes in ffs.

 

[oscillatewildly]

I was politely mugged the other day at the Tesco up the Ricoh . I was putting my shopping in the car and a guy told me he was homeless and could he take the trolley back and have the pound . I said yes as I walked up to the pet shop I noticed another guy with him and they were walking up and down the car park looking for shoppers to target .

What is this 'Ricoh', you speak of?

 

[Tommo1993]

People buying concert tickets and reselling them not even 5 hours later.

Coldplay have added a few dates next year in Cardiff and Manchester that went on sale at 10am this morning. We thought we bought two as it charged us, as did thousands of other people apparently.

The £60-80 tickets are now going for £250+. Snakes.

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

People buying concert tickets and reselling them not even 5 hours later.

Coldplay have added a few dates next year in Cardiff and Manchester that went on sale at 10am this morning. We thought we bought two as it charged us, as did thousands of other people apparently.

The £60-80 tickets are now going for £250+. Snakes.

Whey back in the mid 00’s Eminem played Wembley for the first time. Announced one show. We all got tickets and my mate thought he’d make a few quid so forked out another £500 on extras to sell at x3 face value. Weasel.

Anyway, after he sold one for big money, Eminem announced a second night. That didn’t quite sell out so he was lumbered with the extra tickets. Justice

 

[BodicoteSkyBlue]

Barbers! Taking my grandson for a haircut, since when have you needed an appointment at a barbershop??

 

[Nick]

Barbers! Taking my grandson for a haircut, since when have you needed an appointment at a barbershop??

Depends if you're going to a posh one or a boss man.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Mortgage valuers. How can you miscount the number of bedrooms in a house, unless you're buying a castle?!?

 

[Sick Boy]

Barbers! Taking my grandson for a haircut, since when have you needed an appointment at a barbershop??

For a while now if it’s decent.

 

[shmmeee]

Mortgage valuers. How can you miscount the number of bedrooms in a house, unless you're buying a castle?!?

I dunno, some of the rooms I’ve seen estate agents pass off as “bedrooms”…

 

[Deleted member 5849]

I dunno, some of the rooms I’ve seen estate agents pass off as “bedrooms”…

There are only three rooms upstairs, and one of them is the bathroom! So unless they're counting the shed as a bedroom...

 

[SBT]

I dunno, some of the rooms I’ve seen estate agents pass off as “bedrooms”…

“I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there are. This bedroom has an oven in it. This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV.”

 

[Blind-Faith]

“I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there are. This bedroom has an oven in it. This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV.”

Classic Mitch Hedberg

 

[AJB1983]

Fuck knows.

That's what annoys me.

They do it to provoke a reaction from security/police etc, show off their knowledge of the most ridiculous laws or subsections of legislation your average security guard/cop wouldn’t know, and thus the likes it gets.
Best thing if you ever encounter one is to not engage at all.

 

[Ian1779]

People that order cocktails at a packed beer festival brining the bar to a grinding halt for the best part of 15 mins.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

"5"door cars.
No. It's got 4.

 

[Mcbean]

“I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there are. This bedroom has an oven in it. This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV.”

A double room is not one that just fits a double bed - room is needed along side the bed to get into it

 

[shmmeee]

A double room is not one that just fits a double bed - room is needed along side the bed to get into it

Nah, just dive in from the hall.

 

[Mcbean]

Nah, just dive in from the hall.

leaving the door open !

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

First home game of the season and you have some new gobby gimp shouting shite behind you

 

[Deleted member 5849]

First home game of the season and you have some new gobby gimp shouting shite behind you

/insert poster of choice

 

[Bugsy]

First home game of the season and you have some new gobby gimp shouting shite behind you

Bit of talc and pimp slap that fucker had a few around me and if I had some Johnson & Johnson people would see that Mark .
.PUSB

Pre warned lol

 

[Bugsy]

Nah, just dive in from the hall.

Nose ointment cunts