OffenhamSkyBlue
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Her boss probably thinks that too!!!
vow
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Hope you're ok m8Wellfuck
stay_up_skyblues
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Most my family are on holiday in Orlando until Sunday. Had quite a few (tongue in cheek, I hope) “goodbye I love you“ texts today!
Nick
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Wellfuck
How do you prepare? Sit and hold on and Netflix Binge?
Tommo1993
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Kettle on and hope for the best!
usskyblue
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Stock up on water, non perishable food and booze. Freeze 1 gallon water bottles to keep food cool if the power goes out. Fill the bathtub if the water supply fails (so you can flush toilets). All furniture/plants/loose items etc off the porch/patio because they become fucking missiles. Fill your cars with petrol (in case you need to leave after the storm and stations are closed/flattened). Charge phones, tablets, power blocks, rechargeable fans etc. And yes, download a shitload of content from Netflix so you can watch that shit offline m8
Finham
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My apologies to Jermaine Jenas, I think it was actually Jemaine Defoe. Jenas is actually alright-his Channel 4 documentary on the police's biased stop-and-search tactics towards black men was good. Defoe, presuming it was him, needs putting down now rather than continuing this media career as he looked like he was in excruciating agony throughout! Blame the bad ID on the fact that Football Manager is very distracting. Ask my partner...she thinks I love Tyreece John-Jules more than her now. Well, he DID do a move in one game that was EXACTLY like one of The Cat's "dance-spin" moves in Red Dwarf, only this was against Norwich , left a defence in it's wake and led to and FA Cup upset. He even looks a bit like Danny John-Jules.
vow
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you still alive m8?
BodicoteSkyBlue
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Calmed down yet?
Nick
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Hope it's calmed down now
rondog1973
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Toilet paper at motorway services. May as well wipe your arse with Wundaweb.
rondog1973
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People talking on the phone in the cubicle next to you in motorway services. Extra loud too so the person they're talking to can hear them over the sound of the hand dryers
rondog1973
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The corporate monopoly by Mcdonalds, KFC, Burger King, Greggs, Subway, Starbucks, Costa et al, at motorway services.
rondog1973
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Motorway services.
richnrg
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CCFCWilson
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The colour turquoise - wannabe sky blue
Cheese and bacon burgers - why can’t I just have cheese. They always have to have bacon on now, so annoying I don’t like bacon it’s too crispy.
Sparkling water - don’t like bubbles. Drank one last Sunday thinking it was watermelon flavoured still water. Ruined my week
Maps - the man who created maps thought the earth was shaped like a cylinder. No wonder they are always wrong
Cheese and bacon burgers - why can’t I just have cheese. They always have to have bacon on now, so annoying I don’t like bacon it’s too crispy.
Sparkling water - don’t like bubbles. Drank one last Sunday thinking it was watermelon flavoured still water. Ruined my week
Maps - the man who created maps thought the earth was shaped like a cylinder. No wonder they are always wrong
richnrg
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think you need to unroll it m8
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Once went to the loo while someone had a phone job interview next to the wash basins(!)
Made sure I had an especially strenuous shit, and a very committed washing and drying of hands afterwards. He had the cheek to ask me to be quiet(!)
jimmyhillsfanclub
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Never mind quiet, I'd have asked you to use the toilet you dirty bastard....
usskyblue
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Well, that was madness for a while.
When it was approaching it was bad enough, wind gusts and torrential rain… but the stuff that hit on the backend (after it passed us) in the early hrs of Thursday morning was mental. Trees down but luckily we live in new construction, so no structural damage to the house. We have friends in Punta Gorda who lost their roof, friends in Sarasota that took so much damage they had to escape and friends in North Port that got flooded. Those poor people in Fort Myers, Sanibel and Naples… their lives are upside down… that whole area is devastated.
We are the fuckinglucky ones
When it was approaching it was bad enough, wind gusts and torrential rain… but the stuff that hit on the backend (after it passed us) in the early hrs of Thursday morning was mental. Trees down but luckily we live in new construction, so no structural damage to the house. We have friends in Punta Gorda who lost their roof, friends in Sarasota that took so much damage they had to escape and friends in North Port that got flooded. Those poor people in Fort Myers, Sanibel and Naples… their lives are upside down… that whole area is devastated.
We are the fuckinglucky ones
Blind-Faith
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Does your week start on a Sunday or a Monday?
Tommo1993
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Is it something to do with it not being synchronised to the ref’s watch? So if something happened in the 96th minute of only 4 added on, it’s a massive can of worms for the governing body.
stay_up_skyblues
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I believe it’s exactly this. And you never see replays of penalty shouts or offside goals etc. on the big screen for the same reason I’m guessing. If the replays show the officials have dropped a bollock (what are the chances) there would be riots.
Brighton Sky Blue
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Interesting that Hull’s scoreboard showed Godden taking a penalty in real time. Didn’t think that was allowed
Greggs
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that's the peelsWhich is the druggy bit if you dry it out?
Bananadine?
JAM See
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Why?
When I've got a chesty cold, I regularly spit.
I try not to spit in front of other people, but surely getting the virus bearing phlegm out of your body is better then keeping it in.