Gus Hamers Song (8 Viewers)

[Alkhen]

Read the interview Gus did in the telegraph the other day (Here)

This bit:
“I then lived almost 20 years in Holland before coming over to England. So that’s why I am still Brazilian, but from the inside I feel more Dutch than Brazilian.”

Got me thinking if his "He's Brazilian" song sits a bit weird with him?! Sounds like his time in Brazil holds bad memories.

I'm not under any allusion that we could change it now, way to much of a fixture in our repertoire. But how would it go if we could make a second verse?

I'm shite at these things, there are way better songsmiths on here but how about I kick off with..

Gus is Dutch, he didn't cost that much.

Sexy passing and perfect
touch..

Gusss-taaa-vooo

 

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[hill83]

 

[stevefloyd]

 

[shmmeee]

Or just change “is” to “was”. Done.

 

[ruralcov]

How about?

He's a Dutch man,
he didn't cost that much man
Sexy passing and perfect touch..
Gusss-taaa-vooo

 

[Sick Boy]

Christ.

 

[letsallsingtogether]

Oh Hamer ohhhhh
Oh Hamer ohhhhh
He comes from Holand
kicks you into the Stand
Ohh Hamer

I know I know!

 

[Skybluecol]

Someone please delete this thread....

 

[pusbccfc]

Always thought the song didn't fit. He's not really Brazilian. It's like the Wales fans singing 'He's from England' to half their team.

 

[the rumpo kid]

If he lived for 20 years in Holland before he came here 3 years ago he was only 2 when he left Brazil, how many bad memories can a 2 yo have ?

 

[Johnnythespider]

How about?

He's a Dutch man,
he didn't cost that much man
Sexy passing and perfect touch..
Gusss-taaa-vooo

Are we singing this to the Sam Ryder Eurovision song ?

 

[shmmeee]

If he lived for 20 years in Holland before he came here 3 years ago he was only 2 when he left Brazil, how many bad memories can a 2 yo have ?

Wasn’t he adopted or did I make that up?

 

[baldy]

Read the interview Gus did in the telegraph the other day (Here)

This bit:
“I then lived almost 20 years in Holland before coming over to England. So that’s why I am still Brazilian, but from the inside I feel more Dutch than Brazilian.”

Got me thinking if his "He's Brazilian" song sits a bit weird with him?! Sounds like his time in Brazil holds bad memories.

I'm not under any allusion that we could change it now, way to much of a fixture in our repertoire. But how would it go if we could make a second verse?

I'm shite at these things, there are way better songsmiths on here but how about I kick off with..

Gus is Dutch, he didn't cost that much.

Sexy passing and perfect
touch..

Gusss-taaa-vooo

Who cares? End of thread

 

[Alkhen]

If he lived for 20 years in Holland before he came here 3 years ago he was only 2 when he left Brazil, how many bad memories can a 2 yo have ?

Wasn’t he adopted or did I make that up?

Read the article maybe

Adopted by a Dutch couple, put in a children's home with his brother, doesn't think of his biological parents as 'parents'. Feels Dutch rather than Brazilian.

 

[Samo]

Please don't do this

 

[Alkhen]

Please don't do this

It would never happen,the song is set would be impossible to change.

Valid question though. The Guy openly says he feels more Dutch than Brazilian.

 

[Deleted member 9744]

Always thought the song didn't fit. He's not really Brazilian. It's like the Wales fans singing 'He's from England' to half their team.

I am not sure it's worth worrying too much about factual accuracy in football chants. Fond of him though I am I am not sure O'Hare is the Solihul Messi, or that we will never lose. Also Doyle did give the ball away rather a lot.

 

[Johnnythespider]

I am not sure it's worth worrying too much about factual accuracy in football chants. Fond of him though I am I am not sure O'Hare is the Solihul Messi, or that we will never lose. Also Doyle did give the ball away rather a lot.

McFadzean has got a massive head though.

 

[Alkhen]

He's from Holland, Foot like fucking Wand man.

I am not sure it's worth worrying too much about factual accuracy in football chants. Fond of him though I am I am not sure O'Hare is the Solihul Messi, or that we will never lose. Also Doyle did give the ball away rather a lot.

Good point well made.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

He's from Holland, Foot like fucking Wand man.

Good point well made.

How about?

He's a Dutch man,
he didn't cost that much man
Sexy passing and perfect touch..
Gusss-taaa-vooo

All gone Byker Grove in here like man

 

[TomRad85]

I am not sure it's worth worrying too much about factual accuracy in football chants. Fond of him though I am I am not sure O'Hare is the Solihul Messi, or that we will never lose. Also Doyle did give the ball away rather a lot.

I also think McSheffrey being better than Henry was dubious.

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[nunchuckas]

I think the Big Mo song has to go down as our most factually correct song that I can remember; no exaggeration, no hyperbole, just stating the two undeniable facts that he comes from Bosnia, and he is indeed a big old lad.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

I think the Big Mo song has to go down as our most factually correct song that I can remember; no exaggeration, no hyperbole, just stating the two undeniable facts that he comes from Bosnia, and he is indeed a big old lad.

Andy Whing definitely had red hair, and I for one didn't care. Maybe others did though.

 

[nunchuckas]

Andy Whing definitely had red hair, and I for one didn't care. Maybe others did though.

Yeah, the 'we' as a collective ruins the factuality of that one, there's bound to be at least one anti ginger out there who was bothered by it.

Also if you want to be super persnickety, you could say his hair isn't red, and is one of a variety of other shades down to one's own opinion/eyesight.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Yeah, the 'we' as a collective ruins the factuality of that one, there's bound to be at least one anti ginger out there who was bothered by it.

Also if you want to be super persnickety, you could say his hair isn't red, and is one of a variety of other shades down to one's own opinion/eyesight.

I was assuming that anyone bothered by it wouldn't sing the chant. Or might even have refused to go to games out of protest.

Could be wrong.

 

[nunchuckas]

I was assuming that anyone bothered by it wouldn't sing the chant. Or might even have refused to go to games out of protest.

Could be wrong.

Yeah, if they had a spine then they would have done one of those things.

 

[stevefloyd]

It would never happen,the song is set would be impossible to change.

Valid question though. The Guy openly says he feels more Dutch than Brazilian.

He doesn't speak Brazillian he speaks Dutch

 

[Deleted member 9744]

He doesn't speak Brazillian he speaks Dutch

What about Portuguese?

 

[stevefloyd]

Greggie Downs song always amused me

 

[stevefloyd]

What about Portuguese?

I never asked him that but he was adamant he only spoke Dutch and English so by the process of elimination I guess not

 

[Covkid1968#]

I genuinely cared about Greg having no hair….did anyone suggest changing the song because it wasn’t true… did they feck.

 

[shmmeee]

He also cost us £1.3m not a million.

And we needed Cantona even though we had Wegerle.

 

[Speedie's Head]

He also cost us £1.3m not a million.

And we needed Cantona even though we had Wegerle.

Wegs lived in a flat in Kenilworth 4 or 5 doors away from my Mum and Dad - lovely XJS in the drive

 

[ajsccfc]

If football songs need to be accurate, I've got my suspicions that QPR aren't in fact by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

 

[shmmeee]

We have often lost while singing together.