Hypothetical changes to the CBS (11 Viewers)

[Nick]

In some lavvies, especially abroad, you can aim your piss at a fly on the porcelain. Maybe we can get transfers of wasps put on the stainless panels at dick height and give them a refreshing splash?

Apparently it cut cleaning costs by a fortune in Holland by giving people something to aim at

Aiming To Reduce Cleaning Costs by Blake Evans-Pritchard (Works That Work magazine)

The picture of a fly in the urinals at Schiphol Airport has been touted as a simple, inexpensive way to reduce cleaning costs. Where does it come from, and how effective is it really?

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[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Safe standing in the north stand and a new scoreboard, generate atmosphere round there and extend singers corner round the full corner and push away fans further into the other corner. Create an atmosphere around the ground. General maintenance, take down the Wasps stickers, get some advertisement inside, open more bars up around the ground, serve portions of just chips on the menu at the chippy bars

 

[pusbccfc]

Safe standing in the north stand and a new scoreboard, generate atmosphere round there and extend singers corner round the full corner and push away fans further into the other corner. Create an atmosphere around the ground. General maintenance, take down the Wasps stickers, get some advertisement inside, open more bars up around the ground, serve portions of just chips on the menu at the chippy bars

If we get the demand, we'd have fans in the North Stand and Singers. It would be brilliant.

 

[SkyblueDad]

I’d move the away fans behind the other goal and let them have the sun in their eyes all effing match.

 

[junglej13]

Always thought we missed a trick (or weren't allowed) any old nod to Highfield Road. Would love an exact replica of this sign made...

 

[alexccfc99]

Also not really a change to the ground so to speak, but for me it’s time to retire the drum

Served it’s purpose in L2 and L1 when there was barely any people there but we get good enough gates to make our own atmosphere now, drums remind me of the lower leagues

 

[Peter Billing Eyes]

Would definitely have away fans in the north stand, home fans wouldn’t have to negotiate their way through them after the match (an extra bulkhead would be needed inside the stadium around block 36 or 37 to segregate fans but would be worth it). I agree with the comment about safe standing in the south stand and across to 15 & 16. The Wasps signage needs removing asap, and their seating could be changed to plain sky blue (never been a huge fan of lettering in seats anyway, unless it’s done properly it can look tacky imo).

 

[shmmeee]

Apparently it cut cleaning costs by a fortune in Holland by giving people something to aim at

Aiming To Reduce Cleaning Costs by Blake Evans-Pritchard (Works That Work magazine)

The picture of a fly in the urinals at Schiphol Airport has been touted as a simple, inexpensive way to reduce cleaning costs. Where does it come from, and how effective is it really?

worksthatwork.com

That’s fascinating, though isn’t the urinal what you’re aiming at? Are people out there just pulling their cock out then pissing anywhere but now there’s a fly they try and hit it?

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

That’s fascinating, though isn’t the urinal what you’re aiming at? Are people out there just pulling their cock out then pissing anywhere but now there’s a fly they try and hit it?

It could get messy if a few were on the ceiling

 

[hill83]

Sort this shit out. Cheeky bastards

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[matesx]

Always thought we missed a trick (or weren't allowed) any old nod to Highfield Road. Would love an exact replica of this sign made...
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Great shout

 

[oscillatewildly]

Great shout

Roy Keane getting into a confrontation with a large steel gate.

 

[robbiethemole]

In Prague just now, keep me informed lads, I see the Wasps signs are down now, it’s about fucking time

 

[wingy]

Can see it becoming a huge LNG storage facility.

 

[fernandopartridge]

Can see it becoming a huge LNG storage facility.

It was full of hot air when Eastwood and co were about

 

[SkyblueDad]

Wonder if what replaces those signs indicates Mike Ashley’s future intentions re. Ccfc.

 

[shmmeee]

Wonder if what replaces those signs indicates Mike Ashley’s future intentions re. Ccfc.

What like a big sign saying “WeBuyAnyFootballClub.com”?

 

[mmttww]

Safe standing at one end and a well planned move of singers corner to that end. Fix trains. Sell chips.

 

[Earlsdon-Loyal-Blue]

I'd start with removing the cocaine vending machines in the toilets.

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This could tie in with a revamp of kick it for a ticket to appeal to the SIB - whack it for a packet!

 

[Seaside-Skyblue]

All shits and giggles until we see our badge has gone too in the morning

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[Earlsdon_Skyblue1]

In Prague just now, keep me informed lads, I see the Wasps signs are down now, it’s about fucking time

Go to Golden Tree.

 

[robbiethemole]

Go to Golden Tree.

Looks like a great place We’re a bit too old for clubbing tho hahaha

 

[shmmeee]

Looks like a great place We’re a bit too old for clubbing tho hahaha

 

[wingy]

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Is that an impression of Ben Wilson from today's video?

 

[The Great Eastern]

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Looks like they dug up Jimmy Saville.

 

[ccfctommy]

Stope playing Sweet Caroline before the games. Everyone fucking hates it.

Stop playing that dreadful 'toilet smells like desperation' song when we walk out. Twee shite.

 

[shmmeee]

Stope playing Sweet Caroline before the games. Everyone fucking hates it.

Stop playing that dreadful 'toilet smells like desperation' song when we walk out. Twee shite.

You say that but everyone seems to sing along…

Agree about The Enemy, can’t stand any of their stuff.

 

[AOM]

Stope playing Sweet Caroline before the games. Everyone fucking hates it.

Stop playing that dreadful 'toilet smells like desperation' song when we walk out. Twee shite.

Agree on both but can see why they play both these songs though, as people do sing along to them.

I miss the good old "Final Countdown" days in the last season at Highfield Road. Should have bought it back for Wasps

 

[edgy]

Always thought we missed a trick (or weren't allowed) any old nod to Highfield Road. Would love an exact replica of this sign made...
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That bloke (Ross Quartermain??) who does all the flag printing on Facebook could probably knock something up very similar to that.

 

[hill83]

All shits and giggles until we see our badge has gone too in the morning

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@shmmeee

You know what to do

 

[pusbccfc]

Safe standing at one end and a well planned move of singers corner to that end. Fix trains. Sell chips.

You could put safe standing behind the goal and it wouldn't make much difference. It has to be in the corner. People want to stand near away fans.

Shrewsbury is a good example. They put safe standing behind their goal but their most coal section remained next to the away end.

 

[pusbccfc]

Stope playing Sweet Caroline before the games. Everyone fucking hates it.

Stop playing that dreadful 'toilet smells like desperation' song when we walk out. Twee shite.

We live and die in these towns should be an anthem.

 

[Greggs]

Looks like they dug up Jimmy Saville.

Micheal Jacksons hands and Elton Johns face, its a predator mash up

 

[Greggs]

We live and die in these towns should be an anthem.

isn't it a song written by brummies? They'll start playing that Tom Grennan c**t soon, watch this space.

 

[shmmeee]

I do like Enjoy Yourself at the end when we win.