Doug King Takeover (42 Viewers)

[ajsccfc]

"In 1993, I founded King of Shaves- aged 26. Incredibly, unbelievably, we’re still here (!) still independent (!!) and will celebrate our 30th birthday (!!!) in April.

So, I thought, as it’s kinda a special year - I’d - go back as CEO to see if I’ve still got it! The whole men’s grooming, shaving space has got - well - kinda boring and samey these past few years. And, ‘cos I can I guess, I thought it would be great fun, a challenge, a moment in time to behave like a 26 year old “challenger brand” start-up founder, aged 57.

So, Happy ‘King New Year everyone, and why the F**K don’t people shave so much anymore? I mean, other than (old) Sir Richard and (old) Sir Alan, who’s knocked the ball out of the park success wise with a beard?

I mean, Elon’s clean shaven, the late Steve Jobs too. You?

I’m on a Mission. Shaving’s coming back.

Let’s go!"


Proper Brewdog wanker stuff, I'm fascinated by him.

 

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[Levship20]

Go on then start the realistic signings discussion.

Ok, Cantwell is not coming to Coventry! Is this ok?

 

[Levship20]

But an ex Norwich midfield loanee could be?? Would have laughed at this one a couple of years back but now seems more realistic (only loan though)!!!

 

[mark82]

But an ex Norwich midfield loanee could be?? Would have laughed at this one a couple of years back but now seems more realistic (only loan though)!!!

Not the Billy Gilmour rumours again?

 

[jaypapaecho]

Out of interest, where do you live? Have you just decided to follow our fortunes, or can you get to matches?

Asia mate. So hopefully I'll catch a match once in a while.

 

[Covkid1968#]

Good god...

Yes… loving this. At the end it does need

WE WILL WIN
WE WILL WIN
WE WILL WIN

 

[Hobo]

Lets all King together
Play up Sky Blues.....

 

[Skyblueweeman]

Asia mate.

Pretty big place that!

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Yes… loving this. At the end it does need

WE WILL WIN
WE WILL WIN
WE WILL WIN

FIGHT
AND WIN

 

[jimmyhill]

Pretty big place that!

Nah just down the road mate. Takeaways and delivery.


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[junglej13]

Is there a press conference today or tomorrow?

 

[Mcbean]

Is there a press conference today or tomorrow?

Match Saturday let’s let the team do the talking

 

[shmmeee]

We should all wear these to the match on Saturday to welcome him:



(man with a spade on his head)

 

[Frostie]

We should all wear these to the match on Saturday to welcome him:

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(man with a spade on his head)

 

[stgeorge1966]

Is there a press conference today or tomorrow?

Heard this morning on Free Radio news that Doug King Press Conference later but i haven't seen anything about this

 

[Grendel]

Not sure this will catch on but you never know

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

Good god...

What an absolute tosser.

 

[Nick]

I half expect his brother to start a Doug King Ultras Group.

Wearing wigs and tracksuits and trying to kick off.

 

[robbiethemole]

I half expect his brother to start a Doug King Ultras Group.

Wearing wigs and tracksuits and trying to kick off.

A full bouffant or a mullet are the main entry requirements, me with a shaved cut wouldn’t get a look in.

 

[Nick]

A full bouffant or a mullet are the main entry requirements, me with a shaved cut wouldn’t get a look in.

They will fuck you up by smothering you with shaving foam and beating you.

 

[Sick Boy]

I see him refraining from posting that kind of stuff lasted only a few days.
It’s got major tinpot vibes.

 

[Grendel]

Hold on I was wrong someone’s got the Doug wig on - oh…

 

[AOM]

Not sure this will catch on but you never know

New signing to be announced wearing this

 

[clint van damme]

Not sure this will catch on but you never know

He's got to stop his bell end of a brother posting on twitter.
I'd arrange a freak shaving accident for the prat .

 

[junglej13]

Press conference today at 12pm according to Andy Turner

 

[SkyblueDad]

Press conference today at 12pm according to Andy Turner

For what, new player or chat with Doug King ?

 

[ceetee]

Isn't there always a pre-game Press Conference on Thursday?

 

[skybluepm2]

For what, new player or chat with Doug King ?

he says the club are filming it. He has no access as usual but will be posting regurgitated stories on it all afternoon with misleading clickbaity headlines

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Is the press conference on the red button?

 

[skybluepm2]

Is the press conference on the red button?

will probably freeze and have commentary from another press conference, wouldn’t bother

 

[Nick]

he says the club are filming it. He has no access as usual but will be posting regurgitated stories on it all afternoon with misleading clickbaity headlines

DOUG KING EXPOSES AMAZING LINKS TO MAN CITY



We got 2 loan players from them.

 

[skybluepm2]

DOUG KING EXPOSES AMAZING LINKS TO MAN CITY



We got 2 loan players from them.

BREAKING: 5 things Doug King intends to put in his new office at Ryton

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Not signings then boo

 

[SkyblueDad]

DOUG KING EXPOSES AMAZING LINKS TO MAN CITY



We got 2 loan players from them.

Good, That Ilkay Gundogan not getting many games now, 32 and soon to be out of contract, we’ll have him for six months then.