Birmingham (5 Viewers)

[Greggs]

Thought we'd pop over on the train tonight for a drink and summit to eat. Ended up turning back after arriving and seeing that Somali and other African pirate tribes had taken over the area. Fucking disgusting. This country is fucked, well and truly.

 

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[rob9872]

Should've posted this on the BBC thread, would've gone down a hoot!

 

[Flying Fokker]

Thought we'd pop over on the train tonight for a drink and summit to eat. Ended up turning back after arriving and seeing that Somali and other African pirate tribes had taken over the area. Fucking disgusting. This country is fucked, well and truly.

Money talks.

 

[Otis]

Thought we'd pop over on the train tonight for a drink and summit to eat. Ended up turning back after arriving and seeing that Somali and other African pirate tribes had taken over the area. Fucking disgusting. This country is fucked, well and truly.

Where was this? The city centre?

 

[fernandopartridge]

Thought we'd pop over on the train tonight for a drink and summit to eat. Ended up turning back after arriving and seeing that Somali and other African pirate tribes had taken over the area. Fucking disgusting. This country is fucked, well and truly.

How did they get their boats into the centre?

 

[ccfctommy]

Fucking hell.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

How did they get their boats into the centre?

Canals, obvs! More canals than Venice or Mogadishu, apparently.

 

[Nick]

Where did you go?

 

[Otis]

Where did you go?

Birmingham. It's in the thread title.

 

[skybluetony176]

Are you sure that there wasn’t a carnival on?

 

[Greggs]

Where did you go?

Just the centre mate, off at new street. Vile.

 

[Grendel]

Just the centre mate, off at new street. Vile.

Bunch of Zulu Warriors?

 

[Ian1779]

Man visits multicultural conurbation and is surprised at how multicultural it is.

 

[Greggs]

Man visits multicultural conurbation and is surprised at how multicultural it is.

If multicultural means menacing, intimidating and aggressive, I apologise.

 

[Ian1779]

If multicultural means menacing, intimidating and aggressive, I apologise.

Maybe i misunderstood, were there ships in the canal adorned with skulls and crossbones?

 

[Greggs]

Maybe i misunderstood, were there ships in the canal adorned with skulls and crossbones?

Modern pirates seem to have chosen electric bicycles as their preferred means of transport.

 

[JAM See]

Modern pirates seem to have chosen electric bicycles as their preferred means of transport.

 

[Greggs]

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[Otis]

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Ah, see, if you had explained it was on land in the first place, we wouldn't have had all this confusion.

 

[SkyBlueCharlie9]

Greggs.... you do not sound very well fella.

 

[Robinshio]

Greggs.... you do not sound very well fella.

may have contracted bird flu

 

[oscillatewildly]

may have contracted bird flu

Or maybe pyrosis?

 

[richnrg]

Just the centre mate, off at new street. Vile.

Think Vile is further north m8

 

[ProfessorbyGrace]

How did they get their boats into the centre?

Hovercrafts, mate. Hovercrafts…