Jake Bidwell - deserves a song (3 Viewers)

[lordsummerisle]

" Someone left our Jake out in the rain,
I don't think that my heart can take it, cause it took so long to make it, will we ever meet the Premier League again?"

Surreal bit of Macarthur Park there.

 

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[Frank Sidebottom]

To the tune of Black Betty.

Whoa McNally!!!!
Jake Bidwell!!!
Whoa-oa McNally!!!
Jake Bidwell!!!

 

[robbiekeane]

how about to the tune of super matty Godden

Bidwell, like bulbosaur
Bidwell, like bulbosaur,
Bidwell, like bulbosaur,
Our wingback with a hunchback


I’m here all week

 

[Boosh]

Edited for his biggest fan...

Jake-ey Bidwell
Jake-ey Bidwell
He plays for City
and Grendel loves him
His top half's f*cking massive

obsessed

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Last minute of added time (well a minute over) who clears at the back post and takes a whack???!!!
Bidwell

 

[harvey098]

Jake bidwell Jake bidwell (and repeat)

 

[fatso]

I can't believe Bidwell has made at least 40 appearances in all bar 2 of the last 11 seasons. And even those 2 were 37 and 38 respectively. That's every year since age 19, what a ridiculous athlete.

That's a shit song, it doesn't even rhyme.

 

[napolimp]

That's a shit song, it doesn't even rhyme.

It's to the tune of Barbie Girl. It's not my fault if you don't get it.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Last minute of added time (well a minute over) who clears at the back post and takes a whack???!!!
Bidwell

What’s the tune?

 

[shmmeee]

Hes short
He’s stock
He’s got a massive cock
Jake Bidwell
Jake Bidwell

 

[fatso]

Hes short
He’s stock
He’s got a massive cock
Jake Bidwell
Jake Bidwell

He plays like he's in wellies
His cock is bigger than Kelly's
Jake Bidwell
Jake Bidwell

 

[shmmeee]

Should definitely be penis related.

 

[Blind-Faith]

Definitely something in the Big Mo song but I can’t quite get there so need your help…..

Jake Bidwell wooaahh
Jake Bidwell wooaahh
he comes from Liverpool/Merseyside/Everton
………

some help with the last couple of lines ….

 

[SBT]

You’re a Rolls-Royce, understand it
You’re a Rolls-Royce, make it clear
Whoaaaa

 

[Evo1883]

Quiet reserved fella who does his job pretty well .. i rate him

 

[pusbccfc]

Oooooh city do you know what he’s worth?
Jake Bidwell is the best on earth!
The greatest wingback , that we’ve ever seen!
He’ll take city to the premier league!

That's the McNally song

 

[shmmeee]

He came here from Swansea
He looks a bit Nazi

Even though he’s scouse
He wouldn’t rob your house

He’s is our left wing back
He’s got a great hunchback

 

[Blind-Faith]

We’ve got Jake bidwell
Your right back is terrfied!
We’ve got Jake bidwell
Your right back is terrified!

na na na na na naaaaah na na naaaah na naaah

Freed from desire tune

 

[Blind-Faith]

That's the McNally song

But does he play wingback?

 

[wingy]

Hes short
He’s stock
He’s got a massive cock
Jake Bidwell
Jake Bidwell

Is that it.
I wondered why the player's as they exited the changing room were lifting their shorts to show the linesman.

 

[Hutch11]

Any song with jakey can fuck off

 

[mmttww]

Any song with jakey can fuck off

This is entirely fair, and I suggested one.

 

[Woolly68]

To the tune of “remember you’re a womble”

The mighty Jake Bidwell!!
The mighty Jake Bidwell!!
He’s not a fu**in womble!!
He’s not a fu**in womble!!

I think that may be the last scrape in the bottom of the barrel. The only other one I could think of was the Michael Jackson classic

Bidwell, my summer love, Bidwell!!!

 

[Bennosdancingfeet]

To the Konjic tune….

jake bidwell whoh oh oh
jake bidwell whoh oh oh
he don’t fit in so well
like a tortoise without it shell

 

[sometimesDanielle]

Should definitely be penis related.

Jake the peg with his extra leg

 

[shmmeee]

I hate to suggest this but to the tune of Baby Shark:

Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell
(Repeat)

 

[Otis]

Piece of pish.

Sound of Music. So Long, Farewell.

"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night. I hate to go and leave this pretty sight "


"So,strong, Bidwell, he's brilliant, not sh-ite. He'll take your legs and bite and bite and bi-ite"

 

[AJB1983]

Definitely something in the Big Mo song but I can’t quite get there so need your help…..

Jake Bidwell wooaahh
Jake Bidwell wooaahh
he comes from Liverpool/Merseyside/Everton
………

some help with the last couple of lines ….

That’s what I was thinking but nothing seems to work well,
or I’m just shit at lyrics.
Merseyside would be better as he’s from Southport.

 

[Otis]

That’s what I was thinking but nothing seems to work well,
or I’m just shit at lyrics.
Merseyside would be better as he’s from Southport.

Jake Bidwell, whoah
Jake Bidwell, whoah
He comes from Southport Heights
He'll always take no shite

 

[richnrg]

Quiet reserved fella who does his job pretty well .. i rate him

....1-2-3-4

 

[mmttww]

I hate to suggest this but to the tune of Baby Shark:

Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell
(Repeat)

We have a winner! Time to close thread.

 

[TwistAndShoutCCFC1987]

To the tune of the Entertainer :

Follow , Follow, Follow
We’ve got the Southport Cannavaro
Try and go past him, Him and Mcfadzean
Will go over and fuck you up…
Repeat

 

[oscillatewildly]

Well well well, he'll give you hell. What's his name.. Jake Bidwell. To GnRs My Michelle.

This could work.

 

[WestEndAgro]

He's not one of our own.
He's not one of our own
Jake Bidwell he's fuckin Scouse

Ahem

 

[Grendel]

Edited for his biggest fan...

Jake-ey Bidwell
Jake-ey Bidwell
He plays for City
and Grendel loves him
His top half's f*cking massive

Just bizarre