Important info regarding tickets. (6 Viewers)

[Greggs]

Mate, Greggs started the thread

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Would love to be the person that reads the emails at Wembley HQ....

 

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[Otis]

I wouldn't panic too much. If anyone has only got a black and white version and ends up going down to London with that, I would just say to pop to a photocopy shop and ask them to copy it to colour for you.

 

[Johhny Blue]

You have now just got 5000 elderly people arrested. That's not cool or funny.

You’re right. It was a little mean and if I have confused or offended anyone in any way whatsoever I am truly




No. I just can’t do it

 

[CovInEssex]

Do people think this is funny, then?

 

[Flying Fokker]

Do people think this is funny, then?

I’m not sure who’s taking the piss out of who now?

 

[Otis]

Do people think this is funny, then?

It's Greggs. When he starts threads you know what's coming pretty much. I get how new posters could be confused or duped though.

When you know him you immediately know it's a joke.

Maybe new people just need to spend more time on here.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Maybe a separate thread for new people would help?

 

[Otis]

Maybe a separate thread for new people would help?

Yes. And we can put stars by their names so we know that's they're new.

 

[shmmeee]

We’ve got a lot of new people. Maybe lay off the shit posts for nkw

 

[Greggs]

It's Greggs. When he starts threads you know what's coming pretty much. I get how new posters could be confused or duped though.

When you know him you immediately know it's a joke.

Maybe new people just need to spend more time on here.

If anyone actually fell for this they deserve all they get (a nice 5 minute trip to a library to use a printer) How do people function in real life without actually using their brains?

 

[Johhny Blue]

Yes. And we can put stars by their names so we know that's they're new.

Or forehead tattoos

 

[its a buzzard]

Where has that come from mate? Mine are in black and white.

His fertile imagination.

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[its a buzzard]

Mate there are elderly folk on here who arent good with technology and dont need clowns getting them in a tiz about it.

Chill.

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[clint van damme]

We’ve got a lot of new people. Maybe lay off the shit posts for nkw

We've got a lot of new accounts posting, I'm not sure that amounts to alot of new people.

 

[Greggs]

His fertile imagination.

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Working on a video for you, just another week or so and I'll have something very impressive. Once posted, people will believe every tale I tell.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Working on a video for you, just another week or so and I'll have something very impressive. Once posted, people will believe every tale I tell.

I already do

 

[BackRoomRummermill]

I can’t contain myself lol

 

[fernandopartridge]

I've heard now you need to laminate the printed copies for the machine to read them

 

[Otis]

I've heard now you need to laminate the printed copies for the machine to read them

Yay. Luckily I have a laminator.

Please let me know, anyone who wants me to laminate their tickets for them.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Working on a video for you, just another week or so and I'll have something very impressive. Once posted, people will believe every tale I tell.

Can’t wait. Will it be colour or black & white?

 

[skyblu3sk]

I have been on to a chap calling himself Lord of the turnstiles his hot take was if you can't get them printed in colour they will accept a tattooed ticket if it is on the left buttock. Of course that would need to be in colour.

 

[Johnnythespider]

There should be a freshers week on here for new members where they can learn which members are on the wind up or contrarians who would argue black is white and white is black, which brings me onto my point, how do I know which bits of my QR code should be printed black and which bits should be white

 

[Johhny Blue]

I have been on to a chap calling himself Lord of the turnstiles his hot take was if you can't get them printed in colour they will accept a tattooed ticket if it is on the left buttock. Of course that would need to be in colour.

My left or his?

 

[Hobo]

People who have multiple copies of the same ticket have to present them together or it's no entry.

 

[skyblu3sk]

My left or his?

To be safe I'd put it on both!

 

[shmmeee]

Make sure your buttocks are thin enough to get in the scanners though. Happy to forward the rapid weight loss piss ads from my inbox for those going this route.

 

[long way home]

Mine has many colours, because its in my dreams as i haven't got one to really look at.

I fly in in a few hours.....

Update... No longer need to dream i will get to hold my black and white ticket because i fu....kin got 1.... Plane in a few hours and this time tomorrow ill be on the smash in Ruislip....

 

[Johhny Blue]

To be safe I'd put it on both!

Mine AND his?

 

[napolimp]

Mine is just a series of rows containing green numbers/letters on a black background?

 

[Calista]

If anyone actually fell for this they deserve all they get (a nice 5 minute trip to a library to use a printer) How do people function in real life without actually using their brains?

Yeah a QR code is normally black and white, and that’s the machine-read bit that gains you entry. Congratulations and all that.

But you don’t have a monopoly on brains, and people will justifiably have thought about stuff that never even occurred to you when posting this shit. Like whether there could be coloured elements elsewhere on the printed page as some kind of security check, making it easier to trace the origin of forgeries or duplicates, and making black and white prints unacceptable (I guess that's not the case, but it’s not ludicrous is it?) Or whether colour printers produce black in a different way to mono printers (they often do) and that it might affect the scanners (it shouldn’t). Or if they haven’t yet received their ticket, whether the QR codes are coloured (such things do exist, but the colours don’t matter).

Lots of people are still unfamiliar with stuff like this. It’s not a sign of their stupidity or inferiority, and definitely not a signal to you that it’s OK to take the piss on an occasion like this.

PS this doesn't even affect me.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Yeah a QR code is normally black and white, and that’s the machine-read bit that gains you entry. Congratulations and all that.

But you don’t have a monopoly on brains, and people will justifiably have thought about stuff that never even occurred to you when posting this shit. Like whether there could be coloured elements elsewhere on the printed page as some kind of security check, making it easier to trace the origin of forgeries or duplicates, and making black and white prints unacceptable (I guess that's not the case, but it’s not ludicrous is it?) Or whether colour printers produce black in a different way to mono printers (they often do) and that it might affect the scanners (it shouldn’t). Or if they haven’t yet received their ticket, whether the QR codes are coloured (such things do exist, but the colours don’t matter).

Lots of people are still unfamiliar with stuff like this. It’s not a sign of their stupidity or inferiority, and definitely not a signal to you that it’s OK to take the piss on an occasion like this.

PS this doesn't even affect me.

Everyone had calmed down until this new and enlightened information

 

[skyblu3sk]

Mine AND his?

 

[its a buzzard]

Yeah a QR code is normally black and white, and that’s the machine-read bit that gains you entry. Congratulations and all that.

But you don’t have a monopoly on brains, and people will justifiably have thought about stuff that never even occurred to you when posting this shit. Like whether there could be coloured elements elsewhere on the printed page as some kind of security check, making it easier to trace the origin of forgeries or duplicates, and making black and white prints unacceptable (I guess that's not the case, but it’s not ludicrous is it?) Or whether colour printers produce black in a different way to mono printers (they often do) and that it might affect the scanners (it shouldn’t). Or if they haven’t yet received their ticket, whether the QR codes are coloured (such things do exist, but the colours don’t matter).

Lots of people are still unfamiliar with stuff like this. It’s not a sign of their stupidity or inferiority, and definitely not a signal to you that it’s OK to take the piss on an occasion like this.

PS this doesn't even affect me.

To pillory Greggs for what was obviously a piss-take is an over-reaction. No-one who's been on this forum for more than five minutes expects anything else.

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[Johhny Blue]

To pillory Greggs for what was obviously a piss-take is an over-reaction. No-one who's been on this forum for more than five minutes expects anything else.

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Hang the bastard

 

[Calista]

Everyone had calmed down until this new and enlightened information

You're right of course, but the OP got me unaccountably wound up, and the subsequent cockiness even more so. Piss poor tbh.