Form an orderly queue (2 Viewers)

[Saddlebrains]

A ticketing system will be in place like the cheese counter, all cocks need to be washed before hand, can only jizz once and if you take longer than 8 minutes you will be sent to the overflow room to finish yourself off

Vol-au-Vaunts will be on hand for those who are peckish and squash is available on the table

See you all soon PUSB

 

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[Skyblueweeman]

I was going to ask if you're doing a tour and taking in Portsmouth.

Then I remembered that I'm a 43yr old married man asking a random man if he's given handjobs in Pompey.

 

[Saddlebrains]

I was going to ask if you're doing a tour and taking in Portsmouth.

Then I remembered that I'm a 43yr old married man asking a random man if he's given handjobs in Pompey.

I am down on the south coast for a few nights soon so im happy to nip in if the wife doesnt mind?

 

[covcity4life]

Fuck off man you didn't say anything about it having to be washed first.


Dickhead I actually thought you would do it

More fool me

 

[Kingokings204]

I haven’t had a wank today in preparation for this moment.

 

[mark82]

I was going to ask if you're doing a tour and taking in Portsmouth.

Then I remembered that I'm a 43yr old married man asking a random man if he's given handjobs in Pompey.

Standard Saturday night in Pompey?

 

[Ccfcisparks]

I haven’t had a wank today in preparation for this moment.

I haven't either, but I couldnt control myself when MVE got announced

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

This is what you've all signed up to folks

 

[Greggs]

A ticketing system will be in place like the cheese counter, all cocks need to be washed before hand, can only jizz once and if you take longer than 8 minutes you will be sent to the overflow room to finish yourself off

Vol-au-Vaunts will be on hand for those who are peckish and squash is available on the table

See you all soon PUSB

Mmmmm spunky Vol-au-Vants........

 

[Grendel]

I think I’ll give it a miss

 

[Hoofhearted]

 

[Greggs]

I think I’ll give it a miss

Prefer just to watch? You seem the type.

 

[Skyblueweeman]

Standard Saturday night in Pompey?

Thanks for coming down last week mate

 

[skyblu3sk]

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Mmmmm spunky Vol-au-Vants........

SPUNK?! I thought that was creamy mushroom

 

[fatso]

Mmmmm spunky Vol-au-Vants........

Soggy-vants

 

[napolimp]

Fuckin hell, the forum really has hit cock bottom.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Prefer just to watch? You seem the type.

We can choose a watch instead?

 

[rob9872]

cock bottom.

 

[bigfatronssba]

Is lube provided or do I need to bring my own?

 

[rob9872]

Is lube provided or do I need to bring my own?

LuBinks

 

[Sbarcher]

LuBinks

Understand he has excellent ball control.

 

[vow]

What is this regarding!?


... I'll partake none the less

 

[Covcraig@bury]

I am down on the south coast for a few nights soon so im happy to nip in if the wife doesnt mind?

So you’re doing a countrywide tour ( come one cum all ) first cum first served .

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Are you supplying snacks as well? If so could I have a bag of salt and vinegar crisps please?

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue

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[Covkid1968#]

Sorry I’m out…. All sounds a bit impersonal for me. Bet you’re not even going to make eye contact and you’ll be thinking of who’s next.

 

[Kingokings204]

Sorry I’m out…. All sounds a bit impersonal for me. Bet you’re not even going to make eye contact and you’ll be thinking of who’s next.

don’t worry there is a loyalty points based system for away game wanks.

 

[WestEndAgro]

 

[Esoterica]