New Songs for players (10 Viewers)

[Otis]

Why is every club now doomed to have these guys with acoustic guitars and names like Ricky Nutmegs or Johnny Wheelbarra, who show up at fanzones and sing some tortured version of Allez Allez Allez, with lyrics that scan worse than Doug King’s paper season ticket replacements?

Ricky Nutmegs was just fine until his difficult second album.

 

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[Joy Division]

To the tune of The Snowman, Walking in the Air

"Joel Lati-beau-diere"

 

[shmmeee]

To the tune of The Snowman, Walking in the Air

"Joel Lati-beau-diere"

Second line: Joel Lati-beau-di-moonlit-sky?

 

[AOM]

To the tune of The Snowman, Walking in the Air

"Joel Lati-beau-diere"

Would be worth it just for all the voice cracks

 

[Macca]

To the tune of The Snowman, Walking in the Air

"Joel Lati-beau-diere"

That's more like it

 

[Otis]

That's more like it

If you like all the old ones, Macca, we could always sing "save all your misses for me" at Matty Godden when he's having a bad game and fluffing lots of chances.

 

[wingy]

To the tune of Games without frontiers?

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

l usually get poke in eye so thank you Mr Greggs for advice - this not so painful!

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[Flying Fokker]

For Thomas I propose:

Oh Bobby Thomas
He looks like a wrongun, but he’s fucking ace

Maybe a re-think? Something splat about it.

 

[Macca]

If you like all the old ones, Macca, we could always sing "save all your misses for me" at Matty Godden when he's having a bad game and fluffing lots of chances.

I think a lot of them just got made up at the game back in the day like that would

 

[Macca]

To the tune of The Snowman, Walking in the Air

"Joel Lati-beau-diere"

Thanks by the way. Singing this in my frigging head since yesterday

 

[JimmyHillsbeard]

And the one I really want us to sing is:

Whoa, we're almost there
Jo-el, Lat-i-beau-di-ere
Premier League, we'll make it, I swear
Jo-el, Lat-i-beau-di-ere

.... although I suspect like 'Hyam one and only' it'll never happen!

Also just like
“If there’s somebody driving us on/
Sheaf’s the one”

We’re only capable of copy and paste chants it seems

 

[Flying Fokker]

Simmo score, Simmo score, if you get one you’ll get 4.

Simms is a difficult one. He needs one as well.

 

[shmmeee]

Hes big
With curls
His names a game for girls
Ellis Simms
Ellis Simms

 

[WestEndAgro]

Don't like the Sakamoto one, not catchy enough imo

 

[Johnnythespider]

Hi Ho DaSilva lining
Down the left he goes now baby
We see the sun is shining
With every cross, cos it's obvious



Best I can do with those lyrics.

No good if it's cloudy

 

[shmmeee]

Don't like the Sakamoto one, not catchy enough imo

I like the Saka Sakamoto ooh oh oh ooooh one from his old club

 

[edgy]

Don't like the Sakamoto one, not catchy enough imo

Agree. Not catchy, too long. Hardly anyone has heard of the original tune.

Needs binning off sharpish. His original one from Oostende or Going Loco please.

 

[AOM]

Agree. Not catchy, too long. Hardly anyone has heard of the original tune.

Needs binning off sharpish. His original one from Oostende or Going Loco please.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

He scores with his left
He scores with his riiiiiiiiiiiiight
Ellis Simms
Makes defenders look shite

 

[WestEndAgro]

I woke up one morning and my love had come,
He's my Japanese boy,
Loving my Japanese boy.

Eneka Japanese Boy
Great tune

Edit expecting to get paned.

 

[rob9872]

I woke up one morning and my love had come,
He's my Japanese boy,
Loving my Japanese boy.

Eneka Japanese Boy
Great tune

Edit expecting to get paned.

If you're going that route then I prefer Big In Japan from Alphaville:

Oh, when you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, where the Eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan


Oh, Tats from Japan, tonight
He's from Japan, what a sight
He's from Japan, Sakamoto is Sky Blue
He's from Japan, alright
So good to have him in our side
Things are easy for our hero from Japan
Oh, Tats from Japan

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

To the tune of simply the best

Simms is the best, better then gyokeres

 

[hamertime]

Who needs Gyokeres when we've got Ellis Simms......

Same tune as who needs Cantona when we've get Wegerle

 

[shmmeee]

To the tune of simply the best

Simms is the best, better then gyokeres

This. This is the one.

 

[Matt smith]

Don't like the Sakamoto one, not catchy enough imo

Think it’s ridiculously shite, not a football chant

hate it

 

[hamertime]

To the tune of simply the best

Simms is the best, better then gyokeres

Except he isn't....

 

[Matt smith]

Except he isn't....

Mcsheffery wasn’t better than Henry either ffs

 

[Otis]

To the tune of simply the best

Simms is the best, better then gyokeres

Like it, Daz. Perfect!

 

[rob9872]

In fact easier for us simple football folk would be Turning Japanese by the Vapors:

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Tatsu's Japanese, I think Tatsu is Japanese
Sakamoto

 

[Otis]

In fact easier for us simple football folk would be Turning Japanese by the Vapors:

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Tatsu's Japanese, I think Tatsu is Japanese
Sakamoto

Well, as everyone is nit-picking, we KNOW Sakamoto is Japanese.

 

[rob9872]

Well, as everyone is nit-picking, we KNOW Sakamoto is Japanese.

But do you? Have you seen his dna test? I used to think I was English :

 

[Otis]

But do you? Have you seen his dna test? I used to think I was English :

Yup, seen it. 87% Japanese, 12% Scandinavian and 3% Irish.

 

[AOM]

To the tune of simply the best

Simms is the best, better then gyokeres

Just need one person at Swansea on Saturday to belt this out and it will be official

 

[shmmeee]

To the tune of simply the best

Simms is the best, better then gyokeres

Shame he’s gone to Ajax or we could add

“Better than anyone
Better than Chuba Akpom”