Right. Happy to get dog's abuse for any suggestions I make, but the fella's trying and I think he lives near me, so I'm saying it: bloke deserves a tune!
Even if it's just so I don't have to listen to football fans trying to sing f*cking Joy Division again, it'll be worth it. Makes me want to rip my ears off.
Idea 1: Greg Downs reprise
Ellis, Ellis Simms
Ellis, Ellis Simms
He's got big hair and we don't care
Ellis, Ellis Simms
Idea 2: novelty 80s bullsh*t
ELL-LLIS...Simms, Simms, Simms
Number 9 for Coventry
Ellis Simms, Simms, Simms
Said 'Ta ra!' to the Toffees
Idea 3: derivative bullsh*t
Simms is on fire
Your defence is terrified
Possibly not totally sh*t ideas and hopefully simple enough that they might stick. I hate idea 3 but anything beats what he's getting at the minute!