Pop stars that look like they shouldn't be pop stars and seem more suited to another profession (5 Viewers)

[Otis]

I'll start...

Brotherhood of Man. At the back, right hand side. Martin Lee.



Manager at Lidl.

 

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[ajsccfc]

Ed Sheeran, barista in a coffee shop with exposed brick and retro light bulbs

 

[Otis]

Thom Yorke




Inventor of the electric car

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Mick Hucknall

Dinner lady at a primary school in Stockport

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[Otis]

Matt Bellamy of Muse




Junior accountant or maybe, Domino pizza delivery driver

 

[wingy]

Matt Bellamy of Muse


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Junior accountant or maybe, Domino pizza delivery driver

Painter and decorator, true story.

 

[Otis]

Leo Sayer



Assistant book stacker at the British Library

 

[Covkid1968#]

Mick Fleetwood… quirky undertaker

 

[wingy]

Mick Fleetwood… quirky undertaker

Kiddy fiddler whatever his occupation.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Mick Fleetwood… quirky undertaker

Looks like Rasputin

 

[Terry_dactyl]

Jimmy Somerville. Football pundit.

 

[Otis]

Mick Fleetwood… quirky undertaker

Lemmy as his assistant

 

[Otis]

Phillip Oakey of the Human League


Motivational coach, or Feng Shui consultant

 

[AOM]

Matt Bellamy of Muse


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Junior accountant or maybe, Domino pizza delivery driver

Could have sworn he works at Cov Building Society

 

[AOM]

(Early) The Enemy look like they could have to ask you for ID in One Stop



(Can be applied to all teenage/early twenties UK Indie bands from the early 2000's)

 

[skybluetony176]

In a twist from the undertaker theme. Ron and Russell Mael. Wedding planners.

 

[Covkid1968#]

In a twist from the undertaker theme. Ron and Russell Mael. Wedding planners.

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Just wrong !!

 

[andrew.roberts]

(Early) The Enemy look like they could have to ask you for ID in One Stop

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(Can be applied to all teenage/early twenties UK Indie bands from the early 2000's)

Looks a bit like the "before" photo in a shampoo commercial

 

[Greggs]

Just sent her last year's accounts.

 

[Otis]

Roy Wood






Wizard

 

[wingy]

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Just sent her last year's accounts.

If you mean Coffey she's out! 🫣

 

[AOM]

The Sopranos

 

[Otis]

Robert Smith



Hairdresser

 

[Covkid1968#]

Robert Smith

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Hairdresser

But Robert Smith doesn’t get his haircut like that… he does when he comes here!

 

[Covkid1968#]

Village People… Policeman, Construction worker, Cowboy, Native American……..

 

[Greggs]

Child catcher.

 

[oscillatewildly]

Leo Sayer

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Assistant book stacker at the British Library

Or one half of a successful Coventry City strike partnership of the late 1970's.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

(Early) The Enemy look like they could have to ask you for ID in One Stop

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(Can be applied to all teenage/early twenties UK Indie bands from the early 2000's)

That bloke in the middle is what you see when you look on. the back of a spoon.