Jake Bidwell - deserves a song (3 Viewers)

[AOM]

Bidwell came down to answer some things
The world gathered round from Robins to King
"I'll answer your questions, I'll answer them true,
I'll show you the way, you'll know what to do
Who is wrong and who is right?
Yellow, brown, black or white?
Bidwell, he answered, "You'll no longer mind
I've opened your eyes, you're now colour-blind"

Bidwell.

 

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[richnrg]

Should definitely be penis related.

My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records..



...until the librarian asked me to take it out.

 

[shmmeee]

He comes from merseyside
His cock I’d two feet wide

 

[Alkhen]

To Madness Our house:

Our Scouse, is a Vicious little prick,

Our Scouse, you won't catch him he's too quick.

Jake Bidwell, Jake Bidwell etc

 

[nunchuckas]

To the tune of Shake your Booty by KC and the Sunshine Band

Oh, you can, you can do it very well
You're the best in the world, I can tell

Oh, Jake Jake Jake, Jake Jake Jake
Jakey Bidwell, Jakey Bidwell
Oh, Jake Jake Jake, Jake Jake Jake
Jakey Bidwell, Jakey Bidwell, oh yeah

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

Signed for City from a team in Wales, he’s hard as nails, Jake Bidwell

Fernando by Abba

 

[steve101]

To Ashford and Simpson 'Solid as a rock'

Solid... Solid as a rock
We've got Jake Bidwell
Always gonna block

Solid... Solid as a rock
We've got Jake Bidwell
Always gonna block block block block block block block block

 

[Alkhen]

He tackles, He'll attack, he talks like Cilla Black... Jake Bidwell, Jake Bidwell

 

[Winny the Bish]

To the tune of Rio

His name is Bidwell and he'll do a dependable job most weekends
Just like Roberto Carlos but much less attacking, quick or good at free kicks

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Ohhhh Jakey Jakey
Jakey Jakey Jakey Jakey Bidwelll

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[fernandopartridge]

Jake Bidweeeeeelll, Jake Bidwell, Bidwell, bidders bidders bidders bidders

(To the tune of Ring my Bell by Anita Ward)

 

[fernandopartridge]

Ohhhh Jakey Jakey
Jakey Jakey Jakey Jakey Bidwelll

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Jakey is a derogatory term on these isles FYI

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Can we not bastardise a Steve Sidwell chant by Reading/Chelsea/Brighton fans?

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[kingfield park skyblues]

Can't shoot , can't run can't header, but will catch you with a late kick, hope he leaves soon.sing it to any leaving song

 

[SkyBlueBarmy84]

Jake Bidwell! Jake Bidwell!

Running down the wing

Bidwell - la la la la la

He’s our scouse king


To the James tune:

 

[Fergusons_Beard]

What about resurrecting the old Brian Kilcline song?

Oh to
Oh to be
Oh to be a Bidwell


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[Wyken Sky Blue]

To James - Sit Down

Oh Bidwell, oh Bidwell, oh Bidwell
Bidwell came for free
Bidwell, well, well ,well, wellllll
For CCFC

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[nunchuckas]

To the tune of Shake it off by Taytay

We know he can play play play play play play

But haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate

But you'll never beat our Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake

Jake Bidwell!

Jake Bidwell!

 

[fatso]

We all dream of a team of Jake Bidwell,
A team of Jake Bidwell
A team of Jake Bidwell

 

[martincov]

Bidwell give us a smile?

 

[mmttww]

I hate to suggest this but to the tune of Baby Shark:

Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell
(Repeat)

This is the only one worth bothering with.

I'll be the prick trying to start it in block 133.

 

[Greggs]

His new chant brilliant.......

 

[Evo1883]

His new chant brilliant.......

My dad turned to me casually last night and said

" what are the words "

 

[Greggs]

My dad turned to me casually last night and said

" what are the words "

Hahahaha. A very dry sense of humour....or just a bit deaf?

 

[Evo1883]

Hahahaha. A very dry sense of humour....or just a bit daft?

Humour

 

[Tommo1993]

Got back in the car last night and my dad goes ‘What were they singing? “Fat brummy scouser?”’

No, they were singing fat granny shagger.

 

[wingy]

Humour

Humour

Oh I thought it might have been hearing loss , I read daft as deaf
🫣

 

[Greggs]

Oh I thought it might have been hearing loss , I read daft as deaf
🫣

I changed it, didn't wanna be rude to Evo incase he kidnapped me.

 

[ccfcchris]

To the tune / timing of Play Up, Pompey;

Bidwell Didwell;
Didwell Bidwell.

Repeat until it's funny. Might take a while.

I really like that.

 

[ceetee]

Now I know why I struggle to join in with most of the songs

 

[JulianDarbyFTW]

ChatGPT to the rescue:

Jakey Bidwell, he's a beast,
Tearing up the left, no peace.
Breaking ankles, taking names,
All hail Bidwell, he rules this game!

AI clearly has a long way to go.

 

[shmmeee]

AI clearly has a long way to go.

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It’s my new test for LLMs. It’s actually really good because there is so little in the training data, it would be a significant achievement to be able to do it.

 

[DrPoolittle]

One of the few benefits of Covid was no fans and no singing at games. Not that anyone was there to hear nothing

 

[harvey098]

Jake bidwell Jake bidwell (and repeat)

Weirdly I posted this as a joke last season as a satirical swipe at some of our unimaginative chants. You didn’t let me down SBA

 

[ProfessorbyGrace]

Someone was on the Cov City official channel on YT today, saying that Bidwell is the weak link in the side, because he has no pace, flair, puts the ball out too often and doesn’t get involved in ‘critical play’….

This was in the comments, for the Brum highlights.

To be fair, he had a whole gang of fans giving it: ‘Wot u chatting m8?!?!’.

Think the lad has been watching too much La Liga. Really, truly baffling comments, if he’s actually watching our games, as he claims to.