Transfer targets (83 Viewers)

[duffer]

Is he a 10, Shun?

If we sign him then we need someone next to him who is quick, March?

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[wingy]

what transfer activity out of the club do you anticipate? Moore, fadz, Kelly and Tavares for me. Should lead to some new faces arriving

Great moniker!

 

[duffer]

Is he a 10, Shun?

Chapeau, btw...

 

[Happy_Martian]

The Udogie transfer rumour is perhaps a bit cavalier. But let’s not whippet up too much. Maybe the player is looking for some Newfoundland and his agent is daschund around pugging his players capabilities

Damn, this post was ruff. Ruff, ruff.

 

[JSL]

If Fadz or Kelly have their coaching badges there's a player coach job going at Forest Green

 

[Larry Fan]

Cheers Wingy

Ffs Boosh not another account!

 

[mark82]

Ffs Boosh not another account!

I did half wonder until you posted this.

 

[Larry Fan]

Not boosh. Just new here. I’ve lurked so know who he is

He’s a top bloke

 

[JSL]

Great moniker!

I often wish I had picked something more interesting myself such as toe poke or nutmeg

 

[napolimp]

Not been funny but please do yourself a favour, don’t wonder. You’re wrong. Is this what you’re going to do to every new member?

Exactly what Boosh would say.

 

[BlueSkiesForever]

Maybe Slowpoke has been Gimoc all along?

Having been (unjustly) bashed many times on this forum myself I know what it feels like but the Udogie post is genuinely the best thing I think I’ve ever seen on a forum

 

[napolimp]

He’s a top bloke

That's smart, if you create 2 new accounts on the same day, one may slip by unnoticed.

 

[Larry Fan]

That's smart, if you create 2 new accounts on the same day, one may slip by unnoticed.

Not sure interacting with each other would be the way to go though. Perhaps in the future if I get banned again

 

[larry_david]

The suggestion posts from Slowpoke mixed with the ridiculously aggressive outbursts afterwards are comedy genius. You can't write this stuff, except he just has!

Troll? Slow? Insane? I don't think we'll ever know but if it's trolling it's been 3 years of playing the long game and it's staggering. Andy kaufman style!!

 

[napolimp]

This is nice.

 

[Martin180]

Not been funny but please do yourself a favour, don’t wonder. You’re wrong. Is this what you’re going to do to every new member?

Hi Slowpoke

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

Leave me out of this. I’m not boosh. Get a grip man. I’ll send roscoe and enos round if you don’t

 

[SeaSeeEffCee]

I can’t believe people on Twitter are genuinely taking that Callum Wilson rumour seriously

 

[Martin180]

Hi victor corp

 

[SkyblueDad]

I can’t believe people on Twitter are genuinely taking that Callum Wilson rumour seriously

Wilson might be

 

[Darth Robins]

 

[DaventryCov]

Wilson might be

I feel sorry for you thinking we’ll sign Callum Wilson

 

[TwistAndShoutCCFC1987]

@Saddlebrains any names yet?

 

[Tommo1993]

Wilson might be

It’s far more likely that Ben Wilson will be Newcastle’s number 1 by tomorrow afternoon.

 

[DaventryCov]

@Saddlebrains any names yet?

He doesn’t have a clue, why do people keep asking him for names it’s embarrassing

 

[Deleted member 5849]

The suggestion posts from Slowpoke mixed with the ridiculously aggressive outbursts afterwards are comedy genius. You can't write this stuff, except he just has!

Troll? Slow? Insane? I don't think we'll ever know but if it's trolling it's been 3 years of playing the long game and it's staggering. Andy kaufman style!!

Been longer than that, have to include rupert the bear, and even TheWho on GMK!

 

[TwistAndShoutCCFC1987]

He doesn’t have a clue, why do people keep asking him for names it’s embarrassing

Has more of a clue than people on this thread suggesting players, though

 

[David O'Day]

Wilson might be

not a chance

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

 

[David O'Day]

I might start saying Callum O'Hare is off to Spurs with James Maddison is coming here on load to get his fitness back up as part of the deal on twitter and see how long it is until it appears on here

 

[shepardo01]

Here is some of the twitter "fun";

 

[shepardo01]

2....

 

[DaventryCov]

I might start saying Callum O'Hare is off to Spurs with James Maddison is coming here on load to get his fitness back up as part of the deal on twitter and see how long it is until it appears on here

That would be fantastic David, you should do it and give us all hysterics

 

[shepardo01]

3..

 

[Happy_Martian]

He doesn’t have a clue, why do people keep asking him for names it’s embarrassing

Saddlebrains = Alan Nixon ?